OMG DISCRIMINATION!!!!111one
Ah, customers_suck, how I love thee.

garden_of_eden asks for suggestions:

Ok I'm off to the sex shop to buy the gayest handcuffs I can find. In case they don't have any does anybody know where I can buy the most homosexual, degrading handcuffs that will work for arresting people who go too far at work? I am thinking pink furry ones. Does anybody have any better ideas?

You know what I always say... Why just arrest the customers when you can humiliate them too?

There's a normal comment, then, predictably enough, things explode, with urbanevangelist lighting the fuse, then apparently retreating to a safe distance to watch belladona wanksplode in righteous fury all over the comments.

Sheesh. Defensive much?