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that bitch ([info]annaham) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-04-12 23:50:00


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Current mood:Zany
Current music:Inner Peace--Nellie McKay

Rape Defense wank
Over on the UC Davis LJ community, someone makes a post about FemDefence, a device that is shaped like a tampon, only with a spike on the end, intended to cause injury to a rapist's penis should he attempt to attack a woman. (Yes, it is meant to be worn in the vagina).

People start wanking. Fight between ghost_coyote and lycaon25 ensues. My personal favorite moment: the soon-to be classic "I'M SO SAD I'M CRYING DICKS!" illustration.

Pretty small, but I found it amusing.

EDIT: The device is fake (From the website: "The idea for the rape-protection device and the woman behind it have functioned as symbols for the debate on inequality between the sexes and men’s violence against women.") However, it still caused a very tiny wank.



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[info]sorchar
2005-04-13 07:54 am UTC (link)
That would be very uncomfortable to wear, I think. And if it slips at all, you could easily be injured.

Youch.

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[info]sorchar
2005-04-13 08:03 am UTC (link)
NEver mind. It's fake. Thank God.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-13 08:49 am UTC (link)
I saw that the other day and had the same thought, and wondered if it was fake. Missed the part on the website that says it is, though.

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[info]bubosquared
2005-04-13 10:51 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that was my first thought as well. Protection from rape or not, I'm not putting anything sharp in my vagina, yo. x_o

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[info]hristaesir
2005-04-13 08:02 am UTC (link)
I want an equivalent product protecting my ass from being raped by a guy. Damn it! It's equal rights!

You know, this comment made the entire wank for me, because what immediately leapt into my mind was 'ASS TAMPON!'

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[info]mindset
2005-04-13 08:24 am UTC (link)
*hums "Vagina Dentata", despite herself*

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[info]onetrickpony
2005-04-13 07:15 pm UTC (link)
it's a penis-free girl-cavity!

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-13 08:47 am UTC (link)
Jab at his eyes, break his nose, kick him in the nuts, and if all else fails

he shoves his penis onto a metal spike.


I am owned.

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[info]ashenmote
2005-04-13 09:08 am UTC (link)
I admit I am here primarily because my icon saw this wank and it was love on the first sight.

But I would also love to hear more about those marshal arts they mentioned.

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[info]bubosquared
2005-04-13 10:50 am UTC (link)
I admit I am here primarily because my icon saw this wank and it was love on the first sight.

asjkdhajksdhjkasdBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[info]visp
2005-04-17 01:06 am UTC (link)
Ashenmote, that icon is awesome.

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[info]ashenmote
2005-04-17 11:04 am UTC (link)
Thanks! :)

Normally I have a clear idea of how a finished icon should look like, but here I just slammed the woman quote on all sorts of funny lotr faces and then whimsically arranged them into several piles and suddenly I had this! :D

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[info]gal_montag
2005-04-13 10:08 am UTC (link)
That picture made me laugh dicks. Or laugh at dicks. Somethin'.

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[info]slothrop
2005-04-13 03:19 pm UTC (link)
Snow Crash reference? Rocks.

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[info]suzywongdress
2005-04-13 03:47 pm UTC (link)
[info]ghost_coyote: My poetry's not FOR you!

Oh, Anne, you're with us, even in spirit.

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[info]darkrose
2005-04-13 05:23 pm UTC (link)
I really shouldn't have read this. Now I'm going to be looking for these people when they come into the help desk.

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[info]annaham
2005-04-13 09:46 pm UTC (link)
I am just WAITING to run into someone on campus who was involved in this wank. Then, I will laugh at them.

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[info]darkrose
2005-04-13 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Hey, did you see the cow-milking contest in the Quad today, complete with people dressed up as cows protesting the cruelty of it all?

I love this place!

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[info]annaham
2005-04-14 01:45 am UTC (link)
I did see that. And then I thought, "I hope the people who put on this contest don't just throw out all the milk. That would be wasteful." I drink milk, but I think such a contest is wasteful if you don't drink the milk or use it for some other purpose. ^__^

I got some really great photos of the protesters, too.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-04-13 06:20 pm UTC (link)
Jab at his eyes, break his nose, kick him in the nuts, and if all else fails

he shoves his penis onto a metal spike.

as for useless wastes of time, I've read your poetry


Now, if you're going to be immature and personally attack people, THAT is the way to do it. *applauds*

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[info]loony666
2005-04-14 11:24 pm UTC (link)
shoves his penis onto a metal spike

I'm going to have nightmares now, you know.

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-04-15 06:40 am UTC (link)
Is it wrong that I was dissapointed that it was a joke? I mean, no I wouldn't want to put any spiked implement in my hoo-hah, but if you could safely do something like that, it would so rock.

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[info]visp
2005-04-17 01:08 am UTC (link)
Yeah, it'd be the ultimate ironic revenge.

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