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Mary Bobbins ([info]returntosender) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-04-13 21:46:00


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Tattoo Wank
This one is a little old by a few days now, but I was simply surprised no-one had covered it.

[info]internjen posts a photo of her, ah, interesting new tattoo on the tattoo_ink community. It's a tattoo of a bloody fist with the words 'cunt puncher' underneath. Oh lord. She explains her reasons for the design. And naturally, it attracts it's fair share of wank.

some highlights:

"I think it's great! Most girls don't have the guts to even say the word cunt, nevermind get it tatttooed on them!!"( get used to the 'empowerment through the word' argument, it's repeated a lot) ...and of course fisting is mentioned for the first of several times...

"What makes me sad is how many people there are who actually support this disgusting act of female hatred," descends into pure wank from "you... are an ultra liberal and a reason I've lost faith in the next generation," through to, "Apparently tentacle rape is more empowering than woman-on-woman violence motivated by factors unrelated to gender." I don't know about you but I'm going to have to sit down and ponder that one over a cup of tea and a biscuit. Along with the insult "You talk and talk and all I hear is "BLAH BLAH BLAH WHHAAAAMBULANCE!!!!""

The lj_drama types swoop in and carry on the good wank, rambling about fisting.

A few people point out another offending factor of the tattoo, "I never saw a pinky finger with 5 joints.... what artistry!!!". *stares at the picture again, mesmerised*. It's also pointed out that [info]interjen has cellulite, shock, horror!

The "best user pic EVER" is unveiled. I'm indifferent, myself.

I could go on. But I think the tattoo in question, the continually circulating arguments, the fisting, the tentacle rape, the general bad spelling and a poorly made icon all speak for themselves.



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[info]ingrid
2005-04-13 10:23 pm UTC (link)
I wonder how the tat artist reacted to her design, or if he/she did at all. That thought makes me giggle.

And a kick in the cunt seems waaaaay more effective, if it's fighting technique we're talking about.

*tries to picture the contortion needed for cunt punching ... fails*

It did inspire a lovely Monty Python'ish icon, which is worth the price of admission.

Somewhere, a plastic surgeon is rubbing his hands in anticipation of her extremely expensive visit ten years from now, oh yeah.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-04-13 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Is it wrong the only thing that I really noticed was the bad ink job? I mean... even for a fresh tat that didn't look that great.

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(no subject) - [info]feloniousfeline, 2005-04-14 03:40 am UTC

[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-04-13 11:05 pm UTC (link)
... I'm speechless.

Not about the sentiment behind the tattoo, but how incredibly ugly it is. The strangely deformed fingers, the neon orange blood, the strange spermish things around the fist (is this always post-coital cunt punching she's doing or something?) - yech. If you're going to use something that ugly to make a statement, which in this case appears to be little more than 'omgz lookit how hardcore i am', wear it on a t-shirt or something.

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(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-04-13 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2005-04-13 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-04-13 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-14 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2005-04-14 01:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-04-14 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greenglass, 2005-04-14 01:10 pm UTC

[info]etcetera_cat
2005-04-13 11:19 pm UTC (link)
Not so much the subject of the tattoo, more the quality of it. I mean the lack of quality. That is some skanky ink.

The wank just earns a big fat "deh?!"

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[info]jess_d_ripper
2005-04-13 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Klassy.

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-04-14 07:13 am UTC

[info]xero_sky
2005-04-14 12:30 am UTC (link)
you are a fucking warrior!!

...yeah 'Cause there's nothing better than an unimpressive slogan surrounded by a mediocre design to make you hardcore. Roar for us, baby!

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-04-14 01:05 am UTC (link)
Its the internet. DEAL WITH IT.

And that about sums it up.

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[info]kookaburra
2005-04-14 01:53 am UTC (link)
katyowns needs her license to say, "as a female..." taken away STAT.

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[info]birdofjuno
2005-04-14 01:55 am UTC (link)
Internet Rule: Where there is [info]jameth there will be wank? Every time I start scrolling....wtf?

Also per that tat, cunt punching looks pretty painful ick!

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[info]maev_connacht
2005-04-14 02:42 am UTC (link)
Anyone else have the urge to say "and THAT is what a woman is"?

...I still think that whole thing was really blown out of proportion anyway, but I couldn't resist the joke.

Damned ugliest tattoo I've ever seen.

Doesn't beat this.

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-14 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-14 02:16 pm UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-04-14 04:48 am UTC (link)
I know it's wrong, but I'm honestly curious as to what the reactions would have been like if the tattoo was about kicking nuts.

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(no subject) - [info]erototoxin, 2005-04-15 02:02 am UTC

[info]runrunmarch
2005-04-14 04:51 am UTC (link)
I've seen high schoolers draw better things with sharpie markers. I think it's just an ugly-ass tat, end of story, completely ignoring the omg!offensive bits. It's just..ugly-lookin'.

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(no subject) - [info]heddychaa, 2005-04-14 09:26 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-14 06:53 am UTC (link)
Whyyyyy did I know when this started that someone was going to compare cunt to n*gger (http://www.livejournal.com/community/tattoo_ink/819529.html?thread=8238921#t8238921)?

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[info]sorchar
2005-04-14 07:18 am UTC (link)
If I was her, I'd be really pissed off about that pinky screwup. That's going to be hard to fix.

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[info]gal_montag
2005-04-14 08:03 am UTC (link)
I wonder if people would be all supportive and call it art if someone posted their swastika tattoo in that community. I mean, I really don't have an opinion about that ugly tattoo, it's *her* body and she's stuck with it now. I just want to know where they draw the line.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-04-14 10:12 pm UTC (link)
[info]yukioonomi = ideeot.

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[info]loony666
2005-04-14 11:21 pm UTC (link)
My god, that's horrible.

The tattoo, I mean.

Seriously, what's with the pinky finger?

On another note, [info]subbes has recently caught my eye as being unneccessarily wanky in a number of situations though nothing big enough to post so far. And then she's talking to [info]jameth... sadly, they seem to be mainly conversing about anal fisting and socks as opposed to something wanky interesting like say, lock-downs or Nazis or maybe knitting.

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