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tangentialone ([info]tangentialone) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-04-13 14:17:00


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Cut tag wank
Over in gymrats, evil_genius posts a massive article* without cutting it.

People protest, and the OP comes back and replies to all but but the first two, including one of the moderators, with the following cut-and-pasted text:

So I forgot to LJ CUT. Massive article, lots of text, obscenely high screen resolutions, lots of other editing, and being rushed to leave for class immediately

Not 1 or even 3, but 14 freakin cut requests.
The first two LJ cut requests were understandable. Even the third for good measures. At this point all LJ cut request denoted a marked LAMENESS in their poster.

WTF is wrong with you people. I posted an article(rather 4 incredible articles) but forgot to cut it. Then I left for class. The first message got across everything that needed to be said. To pile on just to floods my mail box makes me think:


"Hmm next time I see a really incredible set of articles on proper form, supplementation, exercise pans, or pretty much anything. I think I will just read it and then move on. Rather than share them with those annoying fucks over at gymrats. God forbid I actually do something in a day and don't hawk eye every post I make there.”


Is asking some one to cut a massive article out of line, certainly not. Is asking them 14 times appropriate, certainly not.

I would like to especially thank x1ronmaidenx for his colorful Gay bashing.
"Wow faggot. < lj-cut > -Andrew"

Yes Andrew, my absent minded post must belie some extreme homosexual activity. From my rhinestone encrusted gloves, to my feather boa weight belt, and past my Liberace style squat suit(complete with cape mind you) I'm queer as a three dollar bill.

(serious lameness to all invovled)


Highlights:
Picture wars! (Mildly nsfw, for 'fuck'. Only three of them, but I have high hopes...)

In the future evil_genius will forget to cut COMPLETELY ON PURPOSE just to fuck with people.

He then makes a new post to the com to whine about this the same cut-and-pasted text(complete with newly blinking text), plus a little note at the bottom listing the haters.

"No, for that you should get run over. As pathetic as it sounds this completely ruined my night. This and Taxes."
Another tiny picture war! (Slightly nsfw for language.)

ETA: Pwned! By a mod post.

*About thirteen pages in print preview.


ETA: I'm tired of these motherfuckin' spammers in my motherfuckin' inbox. Anon comments are screened and email notification is off. >:( --02/20/2007


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[info]tyraarane_
2005-04-13 11:37 pm UTC (link)
I'm probably more amused than I should be by the fact that evil_genius's LJ icon is a lurching zombie. The irony, it burns.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-04-13 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Hey, I'll admit, I find the whole "everyone on the community, their dogs, their great-aunties, the people from the corner store nearby, and some random guy who heard there was gonna be chicks and beer ALL have to show up and inform the person to use an lj-cut" thing annoying as well. But this fellow still needs to sit down, put his feet up, have a nice warm cup of STFU and chill the hell out.

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[info]kannaophelia
2005-04-14 07:08 am UTC (link)
Hey, I'll admit, I find the whole "everyone on the community, their dogs, their great-aunties, the people from the corner store nearby, and some random guy who heard there was gonna be chicks and beer ALL have to show up and inform the person to use an lj-cut" thing annoying as well.

It's supposed to be annoying. Hopefully at least as tenth as annoying as the failure to lj-cut.

~has a special icon devoted to the purpose~

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[info]princessdot
2005-04-14 12:35 am UTC (link)
4rd of 4 articles

Reminds me of the time my cousin and I stayed up all night getting things ready for her little boy's fourth birthday party and she decorated the cake with Happy 4rd Birthday. But at least we were still tired from the night before... and we caught it before anyone ELSE saw it!

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-14 01:10 am UTC (link)
Shoot, I only got as far as the title before giggling:

"Executing the Snatch" *snicker*

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[info]lurker32
2005-04-14 02:47 am UTC (link)
I want a tattoo that says that.

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[info]phosfate
2005-04-14 02:30 pm UTC (link)
Isn't that the sequel to that Guy Ritchie movie?

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[info]ashenmote
2005-04-14 03:26 am UTC (link)
When all the requests to make an LJ-cut, pasted together, are longer than the post everyone had to scroll through, throwing a hissy fit might be warrantable.

And could [info]evil_genius please make up his mind if he frowns upon gay bashing or rather prefers to freak out because of the allegation that he *gasp* could be gay? Because it doesn't mix well.

P.S.: Commodus! *admires*

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-04-14 07:24 am UTC (link)
Oh, here comes Mr. Common Sense. He wanted to say that if the OP was in such a great fucking hurry to go someplace, he should've waited to post until a time he could do so without rushing. Really, not posting on LJ is not the end of the world.

In fact, I wish half the anime fandoms I'm in didn't post at all so I could avoid the shitty fics, stupid intros, and bitch-are-you-retarded-or-can-you-not-read questions.

Me, bitter? [spooges all over] What makes you say that?

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-04-14 02:51 pm UTC (link)
Is [info]evil_genius a member of every community on LJ? I remember him from a [info]christianity wank I posted.

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Comment From Evil_Genius
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2005-04-24 11:33 am UTC (link)
I'm so pleased my antics have entertained you all :)

It's my personal mission to make LJ a more entertaining place. Whether that be causing trouble in Christianity, or reacting in grandiose fashion to something in gymrats. My goal is always to make the right people (that's you guys) laugh.

I was actually a bit disappointed that no one caught the 4rd of 4 title at gymrats. I mean, it's right there???

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