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A Guy Named Goo ([info]the_clansmen) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-04-16 12:54:00


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On [info]psychology, someone asks the question "do you think it's possible to cure homosexuality?" People are offended by it. [info]njyoder trolls participates.

Now with actual links because I am an idiot.


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[info]funkyhelix
2005-04-16 09:25 pm UTC (link)

An actual link to the wank would be faboo.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-16 09:31 pm UTC (link)
D'oh!

Me = idiot. lol. [goes to fix that]

Can you tell I'm half-asleep?

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-16 09:33 pm UTC (link)
And anyone have the "somewhere, sometime, you will be an idiot" icon on them?

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[info]bubosquared
2005-04-16 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Dear [info]fleaplus: You're not "poking sacred cows. You're being a fucking idiot. Please to be SingTFU now, kthxdie. *eyeroll*

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[info]plazmah
2005-04-16 10:48 pm UTC (link)
As I Hindu, I take offense to the poking of our sacred cows ;)

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edward_hyde
2005-04-17 02:30 am UTC (link)
And man, does that ever sound dirty.

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[info]selenis
2005-04-17 02:47 am UTC (link)
Is that SRK in Dilwale?

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[info]plazmah
2005-04-17 03:58 am UTC (link)
SRK in Main Hoon Na :)

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tourette
2005-04-16 09:56 pm UTC (link)
I knew that, as soon as I saw "...from a medical prospective...", it was going to be brimful of goodness. As for the actual sentiments...blah. I'm not going to go there, I'll just get angry :(

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[info]suziecroft
2005-04-16 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Icon love <3

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-17 03:31 am UTC (link)
Why don't we just cure all sexuality? The Internet would be a much more peaceful place.




(Though come to think of it, without sex, the Internet would probably not even exist.)

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-17 03:38 am UTC (link)
Should we just go back to singing "the internet is for porn" here?

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-17 05:07 am UTC (link)
Of course. It would be the proper thing to do.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-04-17 05:13 am UTC (link)
Maybe we could sing, "Everyone's a little bit racist homophobic sometimes," too.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-17 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do!

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[info]tangentialone
2005-04-17 05:12 am UTC (link)
I wish I could find that "If they took all the pron off the internet, there would be only one site left, and that would be www.bringbacktheporn.com" icon. :p That rocked.

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[info]twocorpses
2005-04-17 06:21 am UTC (link)
Maybe some gays wish they weren't. Maybe they want a normal lifestyle, with women and kids.

I like how this suggests that the people that need to be "cured" are the homosexual men and not the homosexual women.

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[info]limyaael
2005-04-17 06:34 am UTC (link)
Don't you realize? That's because lesbians don't exist. Their supposed "existence" is really propaganda from the Evil Gay Agenda. I hear they got all their best ideas from Queen Victoria, after all. *nodnod*

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-17 08:21 am UTC (link)
Maybe they want a normal lifestyle, with women and kids.

More like what a gay woman might want...

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[info]necronomist
2005-04-17 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Because the only lifestyle people should want to have involves kids. *gaaaag*

And some gay men have married women and had kids, and still are gay, as in secretly visiting gay bars and having sex and all that.

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[info]mastervex
2005-04-18 02:20 pm UTC (link)
Well, see, when you get down to basic reasons why people hate homosexuality, there are three things: 1. anal sex is nasty 2. gay people don't make baybeez and making them is everyone's true purpose 3. it is feminine for a guy to like a guy and we can only just barely tolerate femininity in those silly lower female creatures, it is unacceptable in males.
Two of those three objections don't come into play when lesbians are discussed. Add to that how some people think they don't even exist, the fact that many people are fine with lesbians because they think they are there purely for straight male sexual entertainment, and often an attitude that homosexuality is degrading but is more okay and normal for women since being female or feminine is already degrading...and so lesbians don't get whined about nearly as much as gay guys.

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[info]aerobot
2005-04-17 01:53 pm UTC (link)
Can we find a cure for stupid people instead?

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[info]back_button
2005-04-18 05:55 am UTC (link)
Is it sad that I was most offended by this comment?

I'm sorry, but you're confusing homosexual acts with homosexuality.
Homosexualiy in nature is extremley rare that it may as well be a statistical error.


Statistical error? Statistical error? In watching if animals fuck each other? Do you know fuck all about research?

This person also said

The reason why is that I believe that homosexuality is a completley social condition and not a genetic condition.
I have a feeling I might actually want to scientifically study this hypothesis and see if its correct. I already have a few good ideas on how to verify it.


HELP, SCIENTIFIC PROCESS IS BEING RAPED UP THE ASS WITHOUT LUBE.

Dear lord, someone get this pseudo-science student off the net.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-18 06:09 am UTC (link)
Nope, that was the comment that got me, too. I sort of had to double take at that one.

And I would _love_ to see how this person thinks they're going to study homosexuality being a social condition cause as far as I can tell, that would be impossible to verify due to the fact that you can't...you know... assign people to "gay" and "not gay" groups. WTF, correlational study, helloooo...

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-18 06:10 am UTC (link)
Ah, that's not how you would do it anyway, but...yeah. You can't. I don't think.

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[info]back_button
2005-04-18 06:14 am UTC (link)
I KNOW, ARRRRHHHGGGGG.

I'm not even a science major anymore, wtf.
Remember, you're a Classics Major now! Get made at people who mutilate Euripides!

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-04-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Get mad at me! I'm too stupid to read Ovid in Latin and have to settle for the English translation!

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[info]back_button
2005-04-19 03:35 am UTC (link)
I'll only get mad at you if you're not reading the Mandelbaum translation! (The Humphries translation is, however, acceptable)

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-04-19 06:45 pm UTC (link)
...get mad! I'm reading the Melville. It was the one we had.

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-18 01:38 pm UTC (link)
I already have a few good ideas on how to verify it.

*smack* Stupid *smack* confirmation *smack* bias! *smack* Seek ye out the scientific method!

-eisoj5 (lj)

(must...kill...pseudo-science...)

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[info]mastervex
2005-04-18 02:26 pm UTC (link)
Must...find way...to beat a clue into someone...over internet...!

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Way to generalize. *headdesk*
[info]darkvalkyrie
2005-04-18 05:22 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, but you're confusing homosexual acts with homosexuality.
Homosexualiy in nature is extremley rare that it may as well be a statistical error.


Hear that, gay community? You don't really exist, you're just an elaborate figment of society's imagination!

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2005-04-19 12:48 am UTC (link)
dfgkjdsfhksfdgj

for chrissake

DOLPHINS HAVE ORGIES

GAY ORGIES, STRAIGHT ORGIES, ORGIES WITH OTHER SPECIES WHO HAPPENED TO SWIM INTO THEIR ORGY BY MISTAKE!

Dolphins have BLOWHOLE SEX!

Dolphins in SeaWorld will TRY TO DO THE DIVERS!

Jeez.

So much for 'omg teh ghei is unnatrale!'

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[info]mastervex
2005-04-19 01:39 am UTC (link)
Dolphins, the sluts of the sea.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-19 02:04 am UTC (link)
I call for an icon!

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