Middle-Aged Viagra Wankers
Possibly the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in the Wonderful World of Wank: stock exchange forum wank.
Introduced to me by my 54 year-old father, the Yahoo! stock boards are an absolute mess of Viagra-powered spooge. Disgruntled stock-holders, employees, and consumers are constantly smearing various companies on the boards, hoping to wound them by negatively influencing the stock. The stickiest of them is the GE board, where politics are apparently deeply entwined with the company. -- I'm an art-history/Japanese major, I don't know and usually don't care - if someone else can explain this phenomenon, go for it.

The GE forum is host to constant bashings of Kerry/Bush and big business/the man conspiracy theories wank fans usually only dream of. Lately, though, the posters are foaming joyously over the new pope. It's fun to find the little gems which won't seem to let go of Kerry, though.

It's a lovely little place where viagra, grudges, and politics converge to make a giant black white hole of splooge. Be sure to grab your Kleenex(c) folks!


04/19/05 12:45 pm
NEW POPE- - IS - - AL Sharpton
by: spray_bush_be_gone
Msg: 453768 of 453929

run jesse run. AL is like a moose on the loose.


04/19/05 12:47 pm
It Should Have Been the Black Pope!!!
by: jaguar782001us
Long-Term Sentiment: Buy
Msg: 453770 of 453930

what's wrong with the Cult??


04/19/05 11:46 am
this stock
by: runz_with_sizzers (47/M/Fairfax, VA)
Msg: 453756 of 453931

sucks


04/19/05 11:39 am
tomofsnj soils himself
by: kyrascool
Msg: 453751 of 453932

tomofsnj, how often do you fill your Depends Undergarment? You remind me of a crabby little baby who has a dirty diaper. You are, without question, one miserable sumbitch.


04/19/05 01:38 pm
Vatican selects rightwing former nazi
by: homoknomo (87/M)
Msg: 453788 of 453933

as Pope. Is there any doubt left that Diebold was involved!


04/19/05 05:51 pm
WHO Is New Pope
by: Bebop_Arugula (99/In your head)
Msg: 453882 of 453933

This guy is 78 yrs old! I say he'll have a feeding tube within 3 years.

Anyone wanna bet?

Mark my post!