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	gal_montag 2005-04-21 05:43 am UTC (link)
	A Yaoi hole? I'm almost afraid to ask and yet some very perverse part of me really really wants to know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	gal_montag 2005-04-21 05:59 am UTC (link)
	You mean like a boypussy or a mangina. That gets my approval. And then what? Tenticles? (Suddenly I'm oddly sad that there are so few stories with a girlcock in them) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ataniell93 2005-04-21 08:05 am UTC (link)
	Well, um...I have a story like that, but the girl was born a boy. And still is one, biologically, but she will hex the shit out of you if you bug her about it too much, and then her man will stomp on the bits... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_montag 2005-04-21 08:13 am UTC (link)
	Well, I'm speaking of lack of anatomical knowlege, rather than any sort of transgenderedness. The same sort of knowlege that brings us the self-lubricating mangina. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ataniell93 2005-04-21 08:16 am UTC (link)
	Oh! I wondered! The first time I went to Yaoi-con I was laughing about the self-lubricating anus for weeks. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	adora_spintriae 2005-04-21 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	Ahh, yes. Uke-juices. One of those strange and bizarre things, like the diappearing/invisible penis syndrome that most gay Japanese males (and quite a few foreigners, androids, and other species) have. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2005-04-21 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	I figured they might just store all those penises in the hammerspace. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_montag 2005-04-21 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	Ah mystic hammerspace. But I wouldn't put my penis in with all those hammers. Maybe there's a separate penis cubby... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bubosquared 2005-04-24 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Hammerspace? Not related to Hammer Time, I hope? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2005-04-24 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Not sure, cause I don't know what you mean with 'hammer time'. :) Are we talking about hitting popes with silver hammers to check if they are actually dead or just a little absentminded? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bubosquared 2005-04-24 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	"Stop! Hammer Time!"? MC Hammer? No? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2005-04-24 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	... Yes. I remember. I liked a girl in the video the song a lot. But no relation. Hammerspace is an Anime thing. Apropos of nothing, I'm still reading crystalwank metaquotes from the anniversary party and I just reached page 50. Go me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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	gal_montag 2005-04-22 09:08 am UTC (link)
	Nooooo! Why, Jesus, why!? And yet I'm laughing. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_clansmen 2005-04-21 05:52 am UTC (link)
	[offers you a heavy, blunt object. Specifically a grand piano] If that doesn't do the job, I have a 747 you can borrow... (Reply to this)

	deadlettero 2005-04-21 06:33 am UTC (link)
	I want to smack him down, too. Must not wank. He will learn nothing. Must. Not. Wank. (Reply to this)

	atalantapendrag 2005-04-21 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Anyone else think it's odd that njyoder is subscribed to the Savage Love feed? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tempslut 2005-04-21 06:58 am UTC (link)
	Methinks he's taken a few lessons in love from Chuck Berry... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gal_montag 2005-04-21 07:00 am UTC (link)
	He's also a member of his own hate community. stfu_nyjoder (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	atalantapendrag 2005-04-21 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Wouldn't surprise me if he was running it. That guy needs some Geodon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-04-22 08:58 am UTC (link)
	Geodon? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	atalantapendrag 2005-04-22 11:18 am UTC (link)
	A very sedating antipsychotic. When my shrink put me on it, I slept 16 hours in a day and spent the other 8 in a daze. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-04-23 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Damn, that sounds pretty nasty. The worst I've had was some valium, but I was taken off after passing out and waking up two days later. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	atalantapendrag 2005-04-23 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Geodon is a Dementor in a battle, pure and simple. It messed me up something fierce. It's the only medication I flat out refused to keep taking. Valium, however, has about the same effect on me as Pez. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	beandelphiki 2005-04-21 07:18 am UTC (link)
	He wanks there too, on a regular basis. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	atalantapendrag 2005-04-21 07:38 am UTC (link)
	I'll have to start paying attention to the comments, I hardly ever read them. Maybe he just wants to be torn a new asshole? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eljuno 2005-04-21 07:48 am UTC (link)
	You should see him on...er...everything. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-04-21 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Well, hell. I knew my state was fucked up, but when njyoder starts defending us, there's really no hope left for us. --Texas mouse (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Priceless (Anonymous) 2005-04-27 09:38 am UTC (link)
	The front page of The Dallas Morning News had the headline "House bans gay unions" right next to a very large photo of Bush holding hands with Prince Abdullah. My kingdom for a scanner. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aerobot 2005-04-21 10:03 am UTC (link)
	And as usual, there is nothing to back up the anti-gay sentiment than asshattery and stupidity. (Reply to this)

	adora_spintriae 2005-04-21 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Excuse me. I'm just having a horrendous case of deja vu (which, scarily, isn't all caused by Njyoder wank). No, wait, maybe it is just njyoder. (Reply to this)

	smo 2005-04-21 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Anyone else find njyoder's comments highly ironic in light of his icon? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	annaham 2005-04-22 02:04 am UTC (link)
	I noticed that too. (Jesus loves you, njyoder...but hates your asshattery!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2005-04-22 02:26 am UTC (link)
	(Jesus sez: STFU n00b!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annaham 2005-04-22 04:17 am UTC (link)
	That needs to be iconed. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_montag 2005-04-22 09:33 am UTC (link)
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	smo 2005-04-22 01:06 pm UTC (link)
	<3333333333 (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annaham 2005-04-22 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	Ohmygawd, taking. Will credit! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gal_montag 2005-04-22 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	No need. Take, have, make sweet love to it down by the fire. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chaimonkey 2005-04-21 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Anyone else still think njyoder is a pathetic wannabe killhamster? Really, he wants too obviously to be a member of the big, bad, LJDrama crew... Tear! (Reply to this)

	24601 2005-04-22 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I could swear I remember reading in the paper that the bill didn't pass... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gal_montag 2005-04-22 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Stuff could have happened since the inital post, and someone commented in the post that the bill wasn't law yet. So who knows, maybe they came to their senses. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	24601 2005-04-22 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	Nevermind--I checked my newspaper's website, and it looks like I remember wrong. *gets angry at Texas* (Reply to this)(Parent)

	necronomist 2005-04-23 01:26 am UTC (link)
	Dare me to type "Gay adoption prevents abortion"? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	gal_montag 2005-04-23 02:36 am UTC (link)
	*snork* He'd probably retort with some gem like aborted babies would be better off, tool that he is. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mastervex 2005-04-30 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh, njyoder. That's pretty low-quality trolling there. I had such high hopes for you. *sighs, shakes head* (Reply to this)