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Louise ([info]waltzingalong) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-04-21 06:04:00
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Current mood:*headdesk*

Fake pregnancy wank
This small yet promising real life drama was found via my friendsfriends page on LJ.

It seems that [info]bluestarz_ has built up a catalogue of lies to rival that of [info]crystalgamgee, but instead of pasting Dom's hed on yay she has pastede on several pregnancies for great yay. The whole drama is here, but highlights include:

A rather undramatic confession

A pragmatic lack of remorse

Triplets?!

I know we hate this chick, but can we discuss the burning issue of my friends only banner?

I'm posting to tell you I'm not going to post! (BAHLEETED!)

Edit: A mouse claims that she's stolen [info]bluestarz_ password here (or did, before it got deleted), and this bizarre LJ pops up.

More EDITS to the drama courtesy of [info]ashenmote here, in which [info]bluestarz_ gets a new LJ to escape the drama, but fundamentally misunderstands the concept of "fake and run" by announcing the username to her entire flist and U FAKED PREGNANT SO I KICK YOU IN TEH STOMACH OMG.

EDIT again, yo: Her new journal is a member of the LJ comm [info]pregnant_teens. *headdesk*


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[info]chash
2005-04-21 06:29 am UTC (link)
"Maddisyn"?

That poor girl.

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[info]kittikattie
2005-04-21 11:19 am UTC (link)
The fact her mother took a glorified money shot of her at a young age doesn't help, either.

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-04-21 02:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chopperbetty, 2005-04-21 07:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-04-22 04:03 am UTC

[info]gal_montag
2005-04-21 06:40 am UTC (link)
I will NEVER forgive you. You are a HORRIBLE person and I feel sorry for Jon and any other child that is ever REALLY born to you. I hate you.

This seems like it should end with "I'm gonnna tell my mommy and then you'll be in big trouble"

Oh, and the picture of the baby with spit up all over her face? Totally not cute. Like at all.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2005-04-21 07:44 am UTC (link)
Whatever that is on her face, it is really, really disgusting and made me think "Sesame Street Bukkake."

I think I've been reading [info]jameth's journal too long.

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(no subject) - [info]waltzingalong, 2005-04-21 01:25 pm UTC

[info]rinoared
2005-04-21 08:10 am UTC (link)
It looks like baby puré to me. You know, mango or something.

It's not cute anyway. It'd be funny if... oh wait. It couldn't be funny either.

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(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-04-21 08:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-21 02:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-04-22 04:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-22 01:05 pm UTC

[info]nevadafighter
2005-04-21 06:40 am UTC (link)
Uh, yeah. Babies covered in vomit or spit-up or whatever the hell that stuff is are SO CUTE.

Yuck.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-04-21 06:56 am UTC (link)
I'm pregnant with [info]ashenmote's quadruplets. Please send monetary gifts, attention, and chocolate to 216 Hooch Street, Dallas TX.

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[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-21 07:24 am UTC (link)
Yeah, well.... I got knocked up by a space alien! Try expecting him to be around! Loser probably won't even send child support.

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[info]ashenmote
2005-04-21 09:56 am UTC (link)
Quadruplets? I am a dad? I...I have no words.

Or actually, I have a few. I want you - and all - to know that I am not someone to dodge my responsibility. From now on, I will give up my job and dedicate my life to driving away lewd Harry Potter fiction from the internet, so that our children can grow up in a safe environment.

Of course, this also means that we will depend even more on the help and charity of our internet friends, so please all: try to get your hands on your parent's/significant other's purse or paypal account and show your generosity!

Thank you.

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(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2005-04-21 02:40 pm UTC

[info]the_clansmen
2005-04-21 07:24 am UTC (link)
What the...fuckity?

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[info]moonjaguar
2005-04-21 07:40 am UTC (link)
...and it's batshit people week.

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[info]ladysorka
2005-04-21 08:12 am UTC (link)
Maddisyn?

*headdesk*

Yes, because purposely misspelling a name so that it looks ridiculous will make your child feel so very special! Especially since it'll be pronounced the same way as five other girls in her class! I mean, do you really think that she's going to be all "Hi Madisen, Madesyn, Maddison, and Mahdysen! Are all y'all glad our parents decided to give us different spellings? It makes us so unique!"

...sometimes I really hate people.

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[info]gal_montag
2005-04-21 08:15 am UTC (link)
See, my mom saved time and just gave me an unusual name. Although apparently it's very common in Russia.

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(no subject) - [info]cjk, 2005-04-21 09:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-04-21 02:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-04-21 05:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-04-21 05:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-04-21 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mireille, 2005-04-21 05:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kannaophelia, 2005-04-21 05:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-04-21 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-04-21 05:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cjk, 2005-04-21 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-04-22 09:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2005-04-23 08:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2005-04-22 01:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-04-22 04:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]firebad, 2005-04-21 02:13 pm UTC

[info]eljuno
2005-04-21 08:50 am UTC (link)
And you're just setting the kid up for a world of annoyance.

My name is a common name, with a slightly-unusual-but-historically-known only-one-letter-off-from-the-usual spelling, and I've spent my ENTIRE LIFE correcting spelling, dammit...

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(no subject) - [info]ladysorka, 2005-04-21 08:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-04-21 10:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rogue, 2005-04-21 10:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bohicamouse, 2005-04-21 10:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melusine, 2005-04-21 02:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-21 02:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2005-04-21 06:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-21 07:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loki, 2005-04-22 06:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-04-22 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-04-21 06:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-04-21 06:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]maev_connacht, 2005-04-21 08:43 pm UTC

[info]mireille
2005-04-21 01:02 pm UTC (link)
I overheard a woman the other day saying that she'd named her kids "Me-LAY-nee" and "Lexandra" because those were so original and people would recognize how precious and unique the girls were. All I could think (Because little MeLAYnee had a T-shirt on with her name on it) was that people were going to think that Mom couldn't pronounce "Melanie" and couldn't spell "Alexandra."

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[info]prettypinkkitty
2005-04-21 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Hey...at least you're not the lucky girl with the ethnic Indian name that is slightly misspelled, because of my parents' well-meaning notion that Americans might pronounce it correctly if it's written exactly like the transliteration, as opposed to the conventional American spelling. It's like a train wreck twice over.

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(no subject) - [info]selenis, 2005-04-21 03:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-04-22 04:10 am UTC

[info]geekmagirl
2005-04-21 04:42 pm UTC (link)
I never knew that people would come up with so many ways to misspell 'Evangeline'. I'm practically begging people now, "Just call me Eve! Three letters! Eve! Please!"

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(no subject) - [info]threegoldfish, 2005-04-21 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greypearl, 2005-04-22 04:54 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-04-21 10:07 am UTC (link)
Oh GROSS! Thanks for the picture of your kid drowning in it's own vomit, asshat!

Dammit, there went my appetite.

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2005-04-21 09:45 pm UTC

[info]llama_treats
2005-04-21 11:24 am UTC (link)
then there must be a water bug in here or something
because you don't feel anythign cuming from me

*dies laughing*

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[info]smo
2005-04-21 02:38 pm UTC (link)
o_O

"Water bug?"

*crosses legs*

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[info]bitca
2005-04-21 04:37 pm UTC (link)
The real question is which of your friends has this person friended. O.o

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-21 05:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltzingalong, 2005-04-21 10:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schuldig, 2005-04-21 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltzingalong, 2005-04-21 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]autumnyte, 2005-04-22 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]krazycat, 2005-04-22 12:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltzingalong, 2005-04-23 12:13 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2005-04-21 05:16 pm UTC (link)
And she had that meaningful "you love me, but you don't know who I am" icon all along. People could have known, if only... *sighs deeply* OMG the drama.

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[info]etcetera_cat
2005-04-21 05:43 pm UTC (link)
1) "Water bug"? *shudder*

2) That second baby picture...? *pulls on gasmask and starts spraying disinfectant around*

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[info]ashenmote
2005-04-22 02:11 am UTC (link)
A new journal entry with new creepy comments and pics.

Another new journal entry.

And a new journal to escape the drama, only not.

Note to self: Excessive use of baby icons will make your crazy talk look twice as crazy.

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(no subject) - [info]waltzingalong, 2005-04-22 08:17 pm UTC

[info]nevadafighter
2005-04-22 05:31 am UTC (link)
None of those people ever learned to spell, I see.

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