Fake pregnancy wank
This small yet promising real life drama was found via my friendsfriends page on LJ.

It seems that bluestarz_ has built up a catalogue of lies to rival that of crystalgamgee, but instead of pasting Dom's hed on yay she has pastede on several pregnancies for great yay. The whole drama is here, but highlights include:

A rather undramatic confession

A pragmatic lack of remorse

Triplets?!

I know we hate this chick, but can we discuss the burning issue of my friends only banner?

I'm posting to tell you I'm not going to post! (BAHLEETED!)

Edit: A mouse claims that she's stolen bluestarz_ password here (or did, before it got deleted), and this bizarre LJ pops up.

More EDITS to the drama courtesy of ashenmote here, in which bluestarz_ gets a new LJ to escape the drama, but fundamentally misunderstands the concept of "fake and run" by announcing the username to her entire flist and U FAKED PREGNANT SO I KICK YOU IN TEH STOMACH OMG.

EDIT again, yo: Her new journal is a member of the LJ comm pregnant_teens. *headdesk*