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Pony involved Wank, yet not about ponies.
WARNING: EZBoard is evil in the not cute way. Popups and crap. Cover your ass. You have been warned.
I wasn't sure if this was fandom or not, cause it's on the pony board but not about ponies. I'll drop our bets on OTF.
Topic starts as many topics do, with a question:Do we have any happily child-free members here?
Most people chime in to voice thier desire to not drop kid, and the typical calls for sterilization NOW, complaints about even being asked about the bebbies, any presence of anything too young to vote for the President causing pain and disgust. (None of the the familial child like slurs show up, though.) All is a content circle jerk with a small bump from KetchupPony and spottedmiss (who mentions that she envies those unburdened by those under legality).
Then up shows ABC Winter on page 4 in a flurry of misplaced apostrophes and commas with a "Did you really give you're Choice some Serious Thought.." (sic) Summary as follows: What if you had never been born*, what if your parents had thought that way, don't say you definitely don't want kids, et cetera, et cetera, all spiced with random capitals. She ends with, "A Woman's greatest blessing, is the gift of having Children." (Poor comma; it doesn't want to be in that sentence, but it is.)
The others are clearly offended and voice this loudly with snorting of noses and stamping of hooves, whereupon ABC mewls that it's just something to think about, and adds in "but what about those who can not have them, who wants Children so much." (That's not my period, I use birth control and drop question marks at the end of my questions.) Oh, and don't forget that modern "mam" takes without giving and nature smited the "Dinisauras." (I see nothing about country of orgin, so I feel justified in snarking on this assault and battery on the English language. English is our friend and we only beat our friends when they ask for it and/or like it.)
The blood continues to boil until satin slipper says the kind version of STFU and lays the lockdown.
Not huge, but hey. This was locked when I found it but I like looking at the old stuff, and y'all might too. And for those who *ahem* like dietotaku's presence, she's in there as well for a single post, but there's no mention I can find of her wanting or not wanting kids.
*My reply to anything like that has been something along the lines of, "What if my mom hadn't seen my dad stealing a desk when she needed a ride home?" or a cruder reply if I'm feeling snappy.