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Tviokh ([info]tviokh) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-04-23 10:55:00


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Current mood:Mildly Amused

Godwin's Law anyone?
The moderator of thedogcommunity over on LJ posted a long tribute to Hitler's GSD Blondi.

She contradicts herself several times (At one point, she talks about him using Blondi to test and make sure the cyanide capsules work, when she earlier said that Hitler had used the cyanide on her to "save her the torment of being tortured by the stupid Russians."
She got pissed off at me when I pointed that out; no point arguing with her though, she's completely batshit.
This is even better than the wank she created by creating a "squareheads_no" community, which has about 10 members and is for the sole reason of bashing pitbull and similar breeds.
But, that's a different wank.

Wank obviously happens in full force with this, because, y'know, HITLER HITLER HITLER HITLER!!!!!!

Points of wankage include:

- "OMG BITCH! Stop with the Russian bashing!"
- "Hitler was a SPO because he bred a dog that SO did not meet breed standards for a GSD and tested out cyanide capsules on her."
- That one is followed by the moderator and one of her cronies freaking out and saying that we "just didn't understand what Hitler was going through" and that breed standard shouldn't matter because "Hitler loved his dog."
- A lot of "Jesus Christ, you have issues."
- A few, "Hmm, and you posted this just in time for Passover..."
- A big ol' argument on breed standard then vs. breed standard now, and "does breed standard even matter at all."

And, in closing, as much as a WWII buff that I am, I'm well aware that Hitler adored his dogs. Treated them better than people really.
That said, from reading her post it's obvious she put it there just to stir up shit.

Still, amusing read.



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[info]rachelmap
2005-04-23 06:25 pm UTC (link)
Pretty dog. Too bad about the owner.

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[info]lurker32
2005-04-23 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh, brother, not Hitler and his dog again. Isn't there a corollary to Godwin's Law that covers this?

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[info]wankprophet
2005-04-23 07:39 pm UTC (link)
There's a corollary to cover just about everything. ::glances up at OP:: Including people who've been wanked themselves over a corollary of Godwin's posting wank about someone violating a corollary of Godwins. :-)

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(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-23 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2005-04-23 09:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ashenmote, 2005-04-23 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankprophet, 2005-04-23 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2005-04-23 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-04-24 07:12 am UTC

[info]tviokh
2005-04-23 08:19 pm UTC (link)
Other than historical inaccuracies, the post is somewhat relevant to the community (then again, it's her community so...), and really if it had just been about his DOG without the instances of "OMGSQUEEHITLER!!" fangirling it probably wouldn't have caused such a wank fest.

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2005-04-23 06:56 pm UTC (link)
I, who happen to be in favor of Hitler

What, is he an issue on the ballot, then? "Vote 'yes' on Proposition Hitler this November!"

Aside from the fact that s/h/it's using a badly proofed novel to set the historical record straight, is the above a really bizarre way of phrasing "LOL Im the kind of idiot who thinks that Hitler is teh kewlies!", or is it just me?

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-23 07:15 pm UTC (link)
Gelosia's icons are creepy, but a color bar for the Holocaust (http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=gelosia)? I'm so horrified that no words are coming to mind.

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[info]loony666
2005-04-24 01:39 am UTC (link)
Holy shit. O.O

There is no way she is not a troll. Right?

I am so shocked I feel like laughing. Must not descend into hysteria.

I... I think I just lost faith in human decency. Again.

Dear God, please tell me she is a troll.

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(no subject) - [info]iris, 2005-04-24 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]melusine, 2005-04-24 03:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadlettero, 2005-04-24 04:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-04-24 05:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-04-24 06:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-04-24 07:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-04-24 12:27 pm UTC

[info]mambo
2005-04-23 07:20 pm UTC (link)
Oh, good lord. I'm so sick of this strain of shock value teenage politics. "Look at how edgy I am! Hitler was neato! By saying this, I show a deep understanding of the ways of the world. Now where did I put my swastika patch and Hitler temp tattoos?"

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(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2005-04-23 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2005-04-23 08:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2005-04-23 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-24 01:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2005-04-24 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-24 09:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2005-04-24 05:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greypearl, 2005-04-23 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sizer, 2005-04-24 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]greypearl, 2005-04-24 04:48 am UTC

[info]teratologist
2005-04-23 09:03 pm UTC (link)
I find a certain elegant symmetry in the fact that Hitler's dog was purebred, yet deeply funny-looking.

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2005-04-24 01:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-04-24 01:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2005-04-24 01:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2005-04-24 11:24 am UTC

[info]terminal_frost
2005-04-23 11:29 pm UTC (link)
Wank the dog anyone?

(Saw this yesterday when comments were still in the low numbers and knew it would blow up into a wankfest in no short order.)

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[info]gal_montag
2005-04-24 01:15 am UTC (link)
How does this community have any people in it? It seems like an awful lot of people hate the mod's guts and yet they stick around, WTF?

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(no subject) - [info]tviokh, 2005-04-24 01:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-04-24 05:52 pm UTC

[info]loony666
2005-04-24 01:41 am UTC (link)
I refuse to believe that she actually thinks the Holocaust was a good idea (as her lj info says) or that Hitler was really a GOODMANOMG.

Therefore, I call troll. For my own sanity, if nothing else.

I know people like this probably exist, but that doesn't mean I have to akcnowledge that existence, dammit.

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[info]ingrid
2005-04-24 02:14 am UTC (link)
In one of the comments:

I, who happen to be in favor of Hitler, blah, blah ...

And yet, in her journal, this poster claims she wants to marry someone like Adam Sandler.

WTF? Without all the Jewishness, I'm guessing.

What a weird, weird, post and replies.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-24 03:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-04-24 03:48 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-24 02:27 am UTC (link)
On her... I don't know, info-page-thingy? http://www.murderously.com/gelosia.html

It says:

dislikes: liars, capital punishment, germans.

Brain... cannot... comprehend... *headdesk*

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(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-04-24 03:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-04-24 05:53 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-04-24 02:58 am UTC (link)
It's a troll. I've decided it's a troll because my fragile grip on reality might implode on itself otherwise. Because really, what a shit head.

-Some kind of mouse

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-24 05:17 am UTC (link)
My favourite comment in response to a thread started by someone keen to point out that the depicted dog has a penis;

"Blondi doesn't look like a Collie."

No. Or a BITCH, come to that. The OP has plainly been taking stupid pills.

*squeaksqueak*

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[info]aerobot
2005-04-24 12:32 pm UTC (link)
I also like the infighting on who was worse, Germany or Russia. Come ON.

"OMG Russia did horrible things!" - You wanna name a country that didn't in that war? Or, in fact, ever? Seriously. Name me a country that has never committed an atrocity. I dare you. No? SHUT UP.

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-04-24 01:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2005-04-24 05:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-04-25 04:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-04-25 04:56 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-04-25 07:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-04-25 09:03 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-04-24 12:40 pm UTC (link)
H'okay, she goes to a community called unclehitler.

Excuse me while I go have a shower because I will never be clean of this filth again. AAAAAAAHHHHHH.

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[info]necronomist
2005-04-24 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Earlier I made a smart remark about dictators and cat hating. After doing a Google search and realizing I misspelled a word, I can say that cat hating is attributed to dictators and military, but it may be myth (in the case of Alexander the Great) and not necessarily just those groups (Brahms used a bow and arrow to shoot at cats).

However, I'd say that freelance cat experimentation is par for the course for Dr. Frist.

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[info]terminal_frost
2005-04-24 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh look. They're at it again.

They just do NOT give up do they?

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(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-04-25 05:29 am UTC

[info]bubosquared
2005-04-24 05:56 pm UTC (link)
The moderator of thedogcommunity over on LJ posted a long tribute to Hitler's GSD Blondi.

Heh. You had me at "hello". <g> Good thing you explained the wank, though, because I'm deeply, deeply afraid of going over there and reading for myself now. Hitler's ... dog. Right. Mod ... trolling her own comm. Riiight. Did they put crazy in her water supply or something? O_o

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-24 07:34 pm UTC (link)
You obviously have not emotion brain nor emotion to be able to picture how bad war is, and what it does and forces people to do.
I love that comment. Oh noes. Hitler went crazy because of the war HE STARTED. I feel so very sorry for him.

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[info]rogue
2005-04-24 10:07 pm UTC (link)
The person declaring he/she likes Hitler is either intentionally trolling, or just not able to comprehend actual fact; when presented with the reality that Hitler's actions did not help Germany at all, he/she seemed to start in with the "LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU" sort of thing.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-04-25 12:00 am UTC (link)
Hir post sounded like good ol' satire to me. *shruggsor*

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Uhhh...okay...
(Anonymous)
2005-04-25 12:56 am UTC (link)
Logic go boom indeed. If the mod is a troll, explain to me WHY any of you even STAY in that comm. *baffled*

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Re: Uhhh...okay... - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-04-25 03:08 am UTC

 
   
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