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Master Vex ([info]mastervex) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-04-29 11:10:00
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Current mood:Mildly Amused

Milk rapes cows, icons rape dogs
This isn't quite fresh, and it's kind of small, but I find the lack of logic entertaining. Discussion of checking account and rent related stupidity somehow leads to the discovery that if you use a furry icon, it is proven that you do in fact rape real animals. Oh crap! I've been practicing bestiality and didn't even know it. Damn you, filthy icons!
Also includes lesbians=abominations, overly sentimental stuff about acceptance, and leprechauns.
(This does go here, right? It started with non-fandom.)


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[info]gal_montag
2005-04-30 04:50 am UTC (link)
Yay, irony!

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[info]dark_puck
2005-04-30 04:53 am UTC (link)
1) I adore your icon.

2) Methinks Tigermaggot doth protest to much. Urgh. And I love how having an anthro icon automatically makes someone a furry now. Logic go so very boom.

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flightstothesea
2005-04-30 05:24 am UTC (link)
That icon is fucking hysterical.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-04-30 05:33 am UTC (link)
Also includes lesbians=abominations

So wait... does it follow, then, that abominations = lesbians? 'Cause that'd make Alia a lesbian! Mmmmmm, Alia.

(Fellow Dune fans'll get it. I'm sorry. The geekyness just kind of - TAKES OVER sometimes.)

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[info]xanos
2005-04-30 08:44 am UTC (link)
Hee. I got that. ...man, I really need to read past the first book of that some day. I think she'd be a good lesbian, though. (As opposed to a bad lesbian, whatever that is...?)

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-04-30 12:18 pm UTC (link)
But if Alia's a lesbian I can't write twisted Paul/Alia boffings!

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-04-30 02:51 pm UTC (link)
*coughAliaIrulancough*

Well, I guess that's true. I'll claim her for the bisexual brigade, then!

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[info]vengeance_bean
2005-05-01 12:19 am UTC (link)
You can claim people for the bisexuals?

*hopeful*

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-05-01 01:17 am UTC (link)
Only fictional ones, sadly. The real ones can get right testy about it if you try. Silly real people.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-04-30 05:51 am UTC (link)
Hmmm... I call troll account, from his user info and some of the posts. Or possibly just someone trying much too hard to be OMG ebil!!11!!

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[info]firebad
2005-04-30 06:50 am UTC (link)
He has another account, I think - [info]sunshinegod. Same info, same interests, pretty much same bullshit rant as an introduction. Nice fella.

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[info]rachelmap
2005-04-30 06:05 am UTC (link)
*points at icon*



I wonder what qualifies a furry icon anyway. I mean does my icon hint that I have a thing for apes?

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-04-30 06:17 am UTC (link)
*gurgles stupidly at teh cute because of her weakness for orangutangs*

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[info]hellespont
2005-04-30 03:46 pm UTC (link)
Kitty fucker!

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[info]tangentialone
2005-04-30 07:06 am UTC (link)
No it just means you--omg racecar bling bling!

*coughs*

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[info]kraken_sleeps
2005-04-30 11:52 am UTC (link)
Maybe it means you've got a thing for monkeys librarians.

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[info]rachelmap
2005-04-30 05:13 pm UTC (link)
Ooook! Oooook!

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dodyskin
2005-05-01 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Um...monkeys and... bears? And hats on bums?

I'm clearly diseased.

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[info]aerobot
2005-04-30 06:17 am UTC (link)
Wow.

I haven't seen a leap of logic that crazy since ... well, a while.

Shut up, I'm too ouchy to be witty.

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[info]jrs1980
2005-04-30 09:36 am UTC (link)
Seems like they should just get rid of the word beastiality, since they both mean the same thing?

So that's what's causing all the furor over furries. A simple misunderstanding. Damn you, Daniel Webster!!!

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(Anonymous)
2005-04-30 06:34 pm UTC (link)
Leave my great-great-great-great(+?)-grandfather out of this T~T

~W.W: mousie with stupid ancestors.

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[info]jrs1980
2005-04-30 07:42 pm UTC (link)
...Countess?

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[info]gal_montag
2005-04-30 10:11 pm UTC (link)
No way, the Countess has awsome ancestors!

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-04-30 03:31 pm UTC (link)
Something tells me [info]tigermaggot was raped by a furry.

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[info]mathilde
2005-04-30 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Or turned down by one.

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[info]heddychaa
2005-05-01 09:45 pm UTC (link)
a lesbian one.

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[info]singe
2005-04-30 03:32 pm UTC (link)
I hear the Ninja Turtles count so, hey! Bring me a beer and a donkey!

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[info]25th_of_april
2005-04-30 04:02 pm UTC (link)
I am in awe of your icon.

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[info]singe
2005-04-30 05:29 pm UTC (link)
Thanks! I wish I'd made it.

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[info]omega
2005-04-30 05:13 pm UTC (link)
So cute.

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[info]singe
2005-04-30 05:20 pm UTC (link)
Ain't he though? Hammaboo made it.

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[info]lurker32
2005-04-30 03:45 pm UTC (link)
*adds "dead tigermaggot" to interests*

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[info]schuldig
2005-04-30 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, but I'll have you know that can grasp the concept of tigermaggot, but I also know it's an abomination...

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[info]bubosquared
2005-04-30 05:14 pm UTC (link)
You! You're the one with the icon that forever changed the way I see Disney's Robin Hood! <3!

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[info]mastervex
2005-04-30 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Well, I had only been looking for any old Robin Hood picture that wasn't too crappy, I was going to make an icon that said "Disney made me a furry"...I swear every time I read an explanation of furries or someone telling why they are one, Robin Hood gets mentioned. But then I found that picture and it just seemed so right wrong perfect.
I did love that movie when I was little, heh.

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[info]bubosquared
2005-04-30 07:42 pm UTC (link)
Well, he is rather good-looking. :D

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[info]dark_puck
2005-05-01 01:34 am UTC (link)
Ah, Robin Hood... Rebellion, theft, death threats, bondage, and cross-dressing furries.

Sounds PG-13 when you put like that. Or something.

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[info]carlanime
2005-04-30 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Does tigermaggot's "Diary of a sexual tyrannosaurus" make anyone else think of this Kids in the Hall skit?

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-05-01 12:07 am UTC (link)
How so? This community IS for the mocking of stupid people, is it not? You've already admitted to the same stupidity as my roommate, and you're a furry as well. That makes you doubly stupid.


Snap judgment: tigermaggot's roommate fucked tigermaggot's girlfriend. and they were both wearing dog costumes.

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redwarrior
2005-05-03 01:18 am UTC (link)
His *female* roommate. *evil laugh*

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-05-02 12:37 am UTC (link)
Aw, how cute. Another guy who thinks lesbians are evil because they don't worship his dick.

Or he walked in on his mom doing another woman when he was a little kid.

And of course, furry-bashing.

Fun! :P

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[info]phosfate
2005-05-02 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Everybody has more interesting parents than me. *sigh*

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