Milk rapes cows, icons rape dogs
This isn't quite fresh, and it's kind of small, but I find the lack of logic entertaining. Discussion of checking account and rent related stupidity somehow leads to the discovery that if you use a furry icon, it is proven that you do in fact rape real animals. Oh crap! I've been practicing bestiality and didn't even know it. Damn you, filthy icons!
Also includes lesbians=abominations, overly sentimental stuff about acceptance, and leprechauns.
(This does go here, right? It started with non-fandom.)