Pre-emptive wank
H'okay, so this isn't wanky YET, but knowing metaquotes, I'll look at this post in the morning and see it overflowing with outrage and wank.

Or not, and I'll make an ass of myself. But I'm willing to take that risk, dammit.

Anyhoo, someone makes a post on suicide is culling the stupid. Some guiltily snigger. Some find it unfunny. Some attempt to take it seriously. One sharp knife in the drawer realises it just SATIRE, people.

Considering we already have people posting on how totally unfunny it was, it's only a matter of time until someones gets OMG OFFENDED!!11! Because after all, if you can't bet on idiots taking everything too seriously on the internet, what CAN you bet on?

EDIT: Wow, it DIDN'T explode into wank. Woe. I hang my head in shame now.