Azalais Malfoy, High Priestess of the Cult of Nice (ataniell93) wrote in

otf_wank,
@ 2003-10-22 16:54:00

Current mood:

Amazed

There are fifty ways to leave your lover.
This isn't one of them.

Edited for pre-mature ejacluation (here's the highlights):

So, basically, this psycho bitch is mad because she's still having ex-sex, and her ex is also boinking 'the school broom', and she lists the many insane things she did to him, including spiking his bug spray with toothpaste and poking holes in all the condoms.

Amazingly, some people find it in their black little hearts to support her.

Some sarcastic advice: "Nothing says love like getting his name tattooed in big letters across one of your breasts." You know, you shouldn't give this chick ideas!

Man, and people think us HP fans are nuts?

Someone asks the obvious question: "Say, does your EX-bf have a LJ acct?"

And there's always a Nutty Moralist around: "but see... you tempt a guy to have sex before marriage and u all get punished." Of course, what can you say to a guy who is obviously auditioning for a starring role in the live-action version of Boku no Sexual Harassment?

Last but not least, there's always the person who decides to alert the authorities: Pray that InterGov holds little to no jurisdiction over Live Journal, as well as your ISP, as I've reported this to them.

ETA: I changed the spelling of p.e. in this wank because I think those words are causing spammers to target it.

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	backfromspace 2003-10-23 01:18 am UTC (link)
	Am I the only one who thinks it sounds vaguely fabricated? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sagralisse 2003-10-23 01:47 am UTC (link)
	I hope you're right. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ataniell93 2003-10-23 02:00 am UTC (link)
	The thing I find unbelievably wanky is the amazing number of people who posted in applause. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sagralisse 2003-10-23 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I was afraid to read it. There seem to be no limits on the mean shit a girl can do to a guy without getting called on it. If I read any of the "you go girl" posts I'll start off on a rant for sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ataniell93 2003-10-23 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I retooled da wank, and you should skip those links, but you should definitely read the guy saying it's all the fault of those who tempt men befoah mawwidge, you know! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sagralisse 2003-10-23 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Mmmmm corn! Stawberry seems more annoyed than me. That's good. I always hate being the most annoyed person around. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rann 2003-10-23 04:11 am UTC (link)
	You know... your icon's sign looks like it says "this spooge for rent". ^.^;;; (Reply to this)(Parent)

	zannechaos 2003-10-23 06:26 am UTC (link)
	::peers...DIES!:: I'm with rann regarding your icon... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	"This spooge for rent" anglinsbees 2003-10-23 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Rent-a-Wanker? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: "This spooge for rent" terminal_frost 2003-10-23 09:23 am UTC (link)
	Wank for hire? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: "This spooge for rent" sagralisse 2003-10-23 01:26 pm UTC (link)
	It's "this space for rent" actually, but your interpretation works just as well. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2003-10-23 08:11 am UTC (link)
	If it makes you feel any better while there were some 'you go girl' posts the majority of it seemed to be many, many people telling this chick what an utter psycho bitch she was and that she should seek help. Not to mention the Abortion Debate got dragged in as well. Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rebeccasama 2003-10-23 06:00 am UTC (link)
	I think I saw part of this on ljdrama g and it's still such a fabulous wank. Just wondering how long it took to get the bug spray in the toothpaste. That's one dedicated, completely insane, woman right there. Some of it does smack of fabrication though...especially the arrestable offenses. (Reply to this)

zannechaos
2003-10-23 06:31 am UTC (link)

There are fifty ways to leave your lover.
This isn't one of them.

The way you started this off is sheer poetry. I just died laughing from these two lines alone. No wonder you were elected Mayor.

Here's a list of what I did:

[snip]

While these little pranks I pulled are amusing, They're still wrong and I feel bad. (But I don't regret it)

Can anyone offer any suggestions to smooth things over to at least a civil level? Please?

... My icon says it all right here.

As I just told

jchaos: I think we'll be seeing her on Judge Judy AND a Based-On-A-True-Story Lifetime channel movie.

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	ataniell93 2003-10-23 08:15 am UTC (link)
	Glad you enjoyed! (Reply to this)(Parent)