There are fifty ways to leave your lover.
This isn't one of them.

Edited for pre-mature ejacluation (here's the highlights):

So, basically, this psycho bitch is mad because she's still having ex-sex, and her ex is also boinking 'the school broom', and she lists the many insane things she did to him, including spiking his bug spray with toothpaste and poking holes in all the condoms.

Amazingly, some people find it in their black little hearts to support her.

Some sarcastic advice: "Nothing says love like getting his name tattooed in big letters across one of your breasts." You know, you shouldn't give this chick ideas!

Man, and people think us HP fans are nuts?

Someone asks the obvious question: "Say, does your EX-bf have a LJ acct?"

And there's always a Nutty Moralist around: "but see... you tempt a guy to have sex before marriage and u all get punished." Of course, what can you say to a guy who is obviously auditioning for a starring role in the live-action version of Boku no Sexual Harassment?

Last but not least, there's always the person who decides to alert the authorities: Pray that InterGov holds little to no jurisdiction over Live Journal, as well as your ISP, as I've reported this to them.

ETA: I changed the spelling of p.e. in this wank because I think those words are causing spammers to target it.