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May I Please Speak to the Complaints Department ([info]ladybirdsleeps) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-05-10 07:35:00


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Current mood:caffeeeeiiiiine

vengeful, petty, reactionary & aesthetically moridbund!
Have you heard of Franz Wright? If not, don't feel bad; it's hard to keep track of all those Pulitzer prize winners, I know. He's more memorable as the Self-Googling poet. Or Frankenstein:



Yeah. If you don't want that coming at you in a dark alley, you'd better stay away from his work! Because Wright takes criticism very personally. Very personally indeed--

If there is ever the slightest possibility of our finding ourselves in the same room or general vicinity, I want to advise and plead with you to get away from that place, fast, because if I find out about it, I assure you it is distinctly possible that I will not be able to resist giving you the crippling beating you so clearly masochistically desire. I do not wish to kill you or hurt you, and so I beg you to get away from me, without delay, if you realize we are in the same room somewhere.
Here are the links. Go ahead and read them. They're not too long and they're funny.

1, 2, 3

* Zee letter


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[info]llama_treats
2005-05-10 02:11 pm UTC (link)
ROFL. "Hallmark cards of the damned."

This made my morning! Thanks!

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[info]lindentreeisle
2005-05-10 10:33 pm UTC (link)
I agree. I think Logan wins just based on that phrase. *laughing*

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[info]kadath
2005-05-10 02:35 pm UTC (link)
I am SO unsurprised that he lives in Waltham.

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[info]phosfate
2005-05-10 07:25 pm UTC (link)
*snortle*

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[info]captainecchi
2005-05-16 06:45 pm UTC (link)
He does bear a passing resemblance to some of the clerks at the Stop & Shop on River St., now, doesn't he?

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-26 10:45 pm UTC (link)
You, all of you--the cruelty on the subject of a person like FW who is widely known to suffer from periods of mental illness and yet has gone one sacrificing everything in his life to poetry is truly disturbing. The delight at kicking someone when he is down--I cannot imagine it.

Elizabeth Wright

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[info]lurker32
2005-05-10 02:57 pm UTC (link)
They're giving out Pulitzer Prizes for run-on sentences now? Who knew?

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[info]carlanime
2005-05-10 03:24 pm UTC (link)
So Logan called Wright "fragile, self-obsessed," and Wright is now dedicating his life to proving that?

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[info]ingrid
2005-05-10 03:35 pm UTC (link)
He's gonna be here any minute, isn't he?

*waits with popcorn*

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-05-10 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Hah! I wish.

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[info]ingrid
2005-05-10 03:53 pm UTC (link)
I think we should get a dart gun.

Just in case. ;)

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-10 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Hell, I think we should introduce him to Anne Rice.

-- Queencallipygos on LJ

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[info]lurker32
2005-05-10 04:33 pm UTC (link)
What, and break up the OTP of Anne/Countess Justine? T_T

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-05-10 05:25 pm UTC (link)
OT3! OT3!

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[info]llama_treats
2005-05-10 05:38 pm UTC (link)
Add in LKH for an OT4.

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[info]cpip
2005-05-10 05:43 pm UTC (link)
OTOrgy! OTOrgy!

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-05-11 03:50 am UTC (link)
But LKH is like, so totally not down with the gay.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-05-11 08:48 am UTC (link)
Bah, she's just closeted.

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[info]soleta
2005-05-10 04:52 pm UTC (link)
holy shitfit, batman!

how freaking amusing is it when fanfic writers* are saner and more mature about criticism than pulitzer winners?

*at least some of them.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2005-05-10 04:58 pm UTC (link)
I have no witty reply. I am just fascinated by his putzness.

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[info]erototoxin
2005-05-10 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Wow. This is **golden**.

I am reminded of when I was doing poetry slams back East. I wrote a rather rude poem describing typical readers at the slams, with this verse:

A sour sweetheart in black cotton
Tells us how romance treats him rotten
The ones he loves, the ones he hates
How frequently he masturbates
Rather than put all of us through it
He may as well stay home and do it.

Two boys got into a fight over which one of them it was about.

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[info]lurker32
2005-05-10 05:49 pm UTC (link)
That-- that is a classic. *awe*

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[info]erototoxin
2005-05-10 06:00 pm UTC (link)
I didn't have the heart to tell them it was a composite.

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[info]frau_eva
2005-05-10 06:29 pm UTC (link)
Ah, another one of those wanks where EVERYONE looks like an asshole. Its so sad when prize-wining professors devolve into screaming, "No, my intellicock is bigger! Nyah!"

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[info]oxydosic
2005-05-10 08:20 pm UTC (link)
I'd comment but I'm afraid the scary Pulitzer man will kill me.

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[info]puipui
2005-05-10 08:36 pm UTC (link)
I'm behind you on the basis of the pic alone. I don't even want to click the links; I'm afraid they may make me start sleeping with a nightlight.

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[info]ahiru
2005-05-10 08:42 pm UTC (link)
"Can't sleep...Franz Wright will eat me..."

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[info]singe
2005-05-11 01:33 am UTC (link)
He looks scary but I could probably take him. One good foul name and he'll break down crying, the hyper-sensitive wuss-ass.

WUSS-ASS!

WUSSY! WUSSY! WUSSY!

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[info]pepperlandgirl4
2005-05-11 05:10 am UTC (link)
That's like the greatest thing I've ever seen. I love it when professional writers lose their shit on the Internet. It makes my life night.

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[info]aerobot
2005-05-11 11:57 am UTC (link)
Holy shit, it's threat of violence over poetry. POETRY. Oh the irony slays me dead.

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[info]necronomist
2005-05-12 02:03 am UTC (link)
I hope Franz Wright is happy. I had pitifully low exposure to modern poetry, and had no idea who he was. Now I know him as not a Pulitzer Prize winner, but 'that whining hugely foreheaded guy who made a ff.net Suethor-level death threat.'

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-05-12 06:04 am UTC (link)
...Evil potato?

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[info]jat_sapphire
2005-05-18 05:01 am UTC (link)
Isn't that lovely? Definitely my favorite part, especially when Logan points out that he does resemble one. And, in fact, he does--a rather badly carved one.

The part when he tries to whine his way out of his own self-googling wankiness is great too, though--"it wasn't me." Sure. Because in all of this, your essential kindness and good humor have been so marked, Mr. Evil Potatohead, that anyone can see which posts have the authentic Hallmark of the damned touch.

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