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azhidahaki ([info]azhidahaki) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-05-10 10:40:00


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Current mood:amused

Beware the three letter "F" word...

Over at [info]customers_suck , [info]rummy_raccoon  talks about fat people vs salad bar.  Apparently it's a buffet apocalypse and the salad bar is losing.  The world comes to an end when the sour cream gets mixed with the cheese.  The gloves are off--rummy declares that fat people suck and subway is now an anti fat zone.

All hell breaks loose. (sorta)

Highlights:

[info]slutina</span>  tries to make a joke and fails; people take offense. (duh)

Being fat is freewill!  Or is it?

Fat jokes, skinny jokes, short people jokes, sob stories--not really too wanky, but funny in some aspects.



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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]oxydosic
2005-05-10 08:17 pm UTC (link)
They also steal babies' souls. It's true!

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]phosfate
2005-05-10 10:26 pm UTC (link)
A fat person once looked at our cow, and after that it stopped giving milk.

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]mpoetess
2005-05-11 06:34 am UTC (link)
A fat person turned me into a newt. I didn't get better.

*scratches head*

Or was it the newt that turned me into a fat person? They are damned tasty.

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]azhidahaki
2005-05-10 08:37 pm UTC (link)
>>and touch our hair when we sleep<<

Was that written in The Book of the Dead? No wonder I've been waking up late at night with a creepysomethingiswatchingmeOMG feeling. Remind me to check my closet for hair touching, soul stealing evil fat people...

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-05-11 12:16 am UTC (link)
This is random drive by Icon Love.

Affirmed, one of the greatest horses to ever touch the track.

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]azhidahaki
2005-05-11 01:14 am UTC (link)
Yay! Thanks! Personally, Man O War is my favorite track horse! I've got icons of several; Citation, Seattle Slew, Secretariat, War Admiral, Seabiscut...I love horse racing (though I never have gotten into the betting~I just love the horses!

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]kookaburra
2005-05-11 01:16 am UTC (link)
Me too! Heh- the guys at the cafeteria got pretty steamed when they said I could change the TV to any station I wanted as long as it was sports- and I turned it to TVGame.

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-05-11 01:19 am UTC (link)
Eeee! I never have anyone to talk horse racing with! Did you see the Derby Saturday?!

50-1 longshot baby!

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]azhidahaki
2005-05-11 01:35 am UTC (link)
I missed it! *cries* Stupid company at my house! I would have LOVED to seen it too after reading about it in the paper! Talk about an upset!

Last year I thought we'd have a Triple Crown winner--I was SO bummed when Smarty Jones lost!!!

*looks around* We've gone waaaay off topic here! Ha ha! (doesn't get to talk to many race fans either)

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-05-11 01:39 am UTC (link)
The Derby

Scroll down, free video. It's how I watched it. I don't have cable TV, or any TV at all. So I watched it on the net!

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]azhidahaki
2005-05-11 01:59 am UTC (link)
Wow! That was awesome! Thanks! He came out of no where! Heh! His sire is a pretty awesome horse, Holy Bull. I wonder if he'll pull off the Preakness and Blemont? We'll have to wait and see! Thanks for the link!

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]kookaburra
2005-05-11 02:30 am UTC (link)
Arrrgh. I so want to see that, but MSN video hates me, even though I'm a premium member. For some reason, it will show the sponsor video, then just...fizzle out. How do you make it work?

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-05-11 12:31 pm UTC (link)
Heh not a premium member... it just works for me...

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]kookaburra
2005-05-11 04:05 pm UTC (link)
It's really annoying, because their link to the "help" page up on the top is broken. DAMN YOU INTERNET!

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]sadisticferret
2005-05-11 12:24 am UTC (link)
Just adding to the icon love. <333 Affirmed

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]azhidahaki
2005-05-11 01:36 am UTC (link)
Another race fan! Thx!

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Re: Fat is the new black
(Anonymous)
2005-05-12 02:12 am UTC (link)
yessss we creep in to peoples rooms at night and touch your hair whilst you slumber unaware of our malevolent machinations...


:D

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]azhidahaki
2005-05-12 03:00 pm UTC (link)
I staged a revolution in a tower block and everything. << That had to totally kick ass! Did you have machine guns and stuff too? You know, you should turn this into a novel. It has potential.

PS.

When I have wierd dreams, I blame it on videogames...or television...or the internet...sometimes all three.

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]azhidahaki
2005-05-12 09:36 pm UTC (link)
You can't go wrong with catapults.

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Re: Fat is the new black
(Anonymous)
2005-05-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
I'm fond of tebuches myself. built one from legos once that could fling a matchbox car hard enough to leave dents in the walls, and bruises.

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Re: Fat is the new black
[info]mastervex
2005-05-13 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Everybody gets cooler dreams than me.

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[info]mastervex
2005-05-14 10:52 am UTC (link)
Nah, I'm already on an antidepressant that's working nicely, I'd rather not go switching it around just for the sake of getting better dreams.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-05-11 07:33 am UTC (link)
Dear World:

Can we stop obsessing over this, already? The horse is dead. It's so dead that my little cousin used it to stick macaroni to construction paper for a school project.

- Me

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[info]hellespont
2005-05-12 12:18 am UTC (link)
Absolute best part of that wank was the Pope Benedict XVI icon saying "I vant to save your soul!" He really does look like he belongs on Buffy, at least in that shot.

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