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mathilde ([info]mathilde) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-05-11 07:18:00


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sextips... wank?
(This is my first. Be gentle. Or, don't.)

So, gta_player2001's girlfriend won't even kiss him. He wants to know if he should pursue the relationship.

Reasonable comments occur, until along comes biz0u_. Who thinks they start having sex at like 10 now a days.
And, sex is like 50% of the relationship.

Apparently, kids at her highschool are unusually slutty. Jennifer2046 wins the entire argument with "The plural of anecdote is not data."

Sarcasm escapes her. (Yes, sorry, that was me.)

She's not saying she's right, she's just saying it's facts.

"it doesnt need to be listed anywhere. and im not going to take the time to find it. i dont need to prove myself to no one. i know what i know and thats that. now please, stop commenting me."
(No one stops commenting her.)

Additionally, the wank carries over into st_discussion.
Unsurprisingly, snark happens.


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[info]kadath
2005-05-11 02:22 pm UTC (link)
"I'm a guy! I have needs!" is on, like, page one of the Manipulative Asshat Instruction Manual.

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[info]smo
2005-05-11 02:43 pm UTC (link)
The more I hear about teenaged boys, the gladder I am they treated me like kryptonite when I was in high school back in the Jurassic period.

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[info]funwithrage
2005-05-11 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, but...on the other hand, *I'd* give the "put out or get out" speech after a month or two without sex; I'd certainly not go for more than a week or two without kissing, for god's sake. I mean, if total abstinence works for people, sure, but there's nothing wrong with dumping someone because you're not getting what you want out of that relationship.


...and now, I'd like a tissue.

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-05-11 03:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-05-11 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-05-11 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-11 08:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-05-11 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cpip, 2005-05-11 07:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-05-11 07:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-05-11 07:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-05-11 09:44 pm UTC
BWA! - [info]singe, 2005-05-11 10:13 pm UTC
Re: BWA! - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2005-05-12 05:43 am UTC
Re: BWA! - [info]singe, 2005-05-12 12:37 pm UTC
Re: BWA! - [info]phosfate, 2005-05-12 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-05-12 12:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-05-12 08:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-05-11 10:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-12 12:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-05-12 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-12 07:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-05-12 07:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-12 07:41 pm UTC

[info]smo
2005-05-11 02:42 pm UTC (link)
"The plural of anecdote is not data."

I am so getting a tattoo of that.

[info]jennifer2046 wins the internet.

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[info]kadath
2005-05-11 02:55 pm UTC (link)
I keep wanting to make big, flowery cross-stiches of that and "Correlation does not imply causation" and hang them prominently.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-11 02:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-05-11 03:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-11 03:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-05-11 03:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-05-11 03:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]greypearl, 2005-05-11 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2005-05-12 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-12 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-05-12 02:14 pm UTC

[info]kookaburra
2005-05-11 03:45 pm UTC (link)
What the hell is wrong with even waiting to kiss people? With the statistics flying around on herpes, I'm ready to make my dates get full blood screenings before even holding hands!

Also: I actually like it when guys insist that sex is "needed" for a close relationship. It helps weed out the ones I don't want to date.

Alsoalso: I never realised that now, by deciding to be a virgin, I am odd. I also have no piercings or tatoos. Am I like, counter-culture now, by way of boring?

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[info]sarracenia
2005-05-11 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Didn't you know? Nowadays, everyone is required to have at least two STDs and one abortion before they are considered normal. Bonus points if it's fatal.

-A virgin who believes far too firmly in Murphy's Law to have sex without full blood screenings first. And still after that wants at least one other form of birth control besides a condom

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(no subject) - [info]ladysorka, 2005-05-11 08:42 pm UTC

[info]eilan
2005-05-11 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Am I the only one who wants to slap drogenki who thinks a relationship starts with having sex, you should never ever date a girl who has problems being intimate and just generally needs to grow up?

I won't even get started on biz0u_...

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-11 04:13 pm UTC (link)
I can think of two theories that explain drogenki:

1) He got laid once or twice and now he thinks he knows everything about sex, or

2)He gets laid a lot, but he's so self-absorbed that he doesn't even realize none of the girls enjoy it.

Either way, he needs to step off that "prude" shit. Other people's decisions about their personal sexual comfort levels are not up for his judgment.

MY OPINION!

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-11 05:17 pm UTC (link)
He did eventually start to make a little sense, but I think he's just kind of an asshole. Add to that the fact that the poster seemed to want to know how to make waiting easier, not if he should stay with the girl, and those answers are completely useless.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-11 08:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-05-12 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-12 12:57 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-11 05:27 pm UTC (link)
Read a bit further down, his idea of "a good sex life":

"Free of physical and emotional baggage and hangups, combined with a deep emotional connection. Anything goes, at least twice, at the whim of either of us.

Of course there is the quantitative stuff, like sex at least once a day, she swallows, she enjoys giving head, she enjoys getting cunnilingus, she initiates at least 50% of the time, reliable orgasms for both, she enjoys anal and anal play, she initiates and helps come up with new experiences to try, she keeps herself in shape to be able to take full advantage of all this naughtiness...

...this could be a long list, but you get the idea."

Somehow the words "disgusting pig" aren't really adequate, here.

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(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2005-05-11 05:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-11 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-23 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-23 07:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarracenia, 2005-05-11 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-11 08:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gweniveeve, 2005-05-11 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-11 08:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2005-05-11 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-11 08:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gweniveeve, 2005-05-12 12:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-12 12:50 pm UTC

[info]bohicamouse
2005-05-11 04:15 pm UTC (link)
That post is beauty!

most long distance relationships dont end up working, i was in two, one who i loved.

. . . LDRs are hard enough and sometimes impossible even if you love the other person very deeply. Why would anyone agree to one if they didn't care about the other person? What could you possibly get out of that? Validation?

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[info]mathilde
2005-05-11 04:17 pm UTC (link)
I have absolutely no idea on that one.
(It's reassuring to know that LDRs don't work though. I better cancel my plans for our fourth anniversary there.)

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(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-05-12 08:25 pm UTC

[info]msmanna
2005-05-11 05:18 pm UTC (link)
I knew someone who preferred long-distance relationships. It was one of her reasons for choosing a career as a site engineer -- she'd be away from home a lot. She thought it was creepy and clingy to want to live with someone full-time, and all relationships would be better and healthier if couples only saw one another at weekends.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-11 05:24 pm UTC (link)
That might be revisionism talking. For instance, I had a friend who decided after two long-term relationships that she "never really loved" either guy, because you can only fall in love with one person in your entire life and since she didn't marry either one, she must not have really been in love--just doing a damn good impression of it.

Or it might be something else--considering this girl's definition of "relationship," she probably means that she hooked up one night with a guy from two towns over and hasn't spoken with him since.

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(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-05-12 08:26 pm UTC

[info]mastervex
2005-05-11 05:28 pm UTC (link)
How can somebody be as stupid as biz0u_ and still somehow manage to survive?
And I like how that asswipe saying that anybody who is a virgin at 18 is too screwed up for anyone to have anything to do with talks about how there should be no sexual hangups, and gives this list of stuff that every girl needs to be like to be worth having a relationship with. What do you wanna bet this dumbass doesn't keep in shape himself? And I bet he'll have some hangups of his own the second any girl tries to do anything with his asshole.
Why does anybody WANT to have sex with these fucktards? If you're so horny that screwing a complete moron seems like it might be a good idea, might I suggest learning the joys of masturbating. It's fun, it's safe, it helps with the horny, it prevents the possibility of you creating a new asshatty life, and you avoid having some scumsucker tell you you're worthless because you didn't feel like having anal sex in a treehouse fifteen times in two hours while eating spaghetti, or whatever arbitrary dumb shit they think is the defining act of a relationship.
Wanting sex out of a relationship? Not a problem. Wanting some adventurousness? Totally ok. Having no respect for anybody else's wishes or boundaries? Scuzzbuckety. Total unwillingness to work on problems, preferring to dump anybody the second things aren't like your fantasies? Assholish. Telling everyone that if someone has not had sex by 18 they are not worth anyone having a relationship with and your experiences prove that? Painfully moronic. Having a long list of sex acts that every member of the opposite sex absolutely must do and enjoy to be considered a worthy human being for anyone else to love or fuck? World-class shithead cocklobster territory.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-11 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I think I love you.

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-11 06:13 pm UTC (link)
That was beautiful.

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(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-05-11 06:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miome, 2005-05-11 06:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2005-05-11 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miome, 2005-05-11 08:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-05-12 06:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isbobhereyet, 2005-05-12 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-12 12:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-05-11 07:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-11 08:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-11 08:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-05-12 08:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-05-13 12:17 pm UTC

[info]carlanime
2005-05-11 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I thought kids did it at like, 10, these days.

::applauds::

You, like, win the internet.

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[info]twocorpses
2005-05-11 06:57 pm UTC (link)
When you're posting on the internet, your typed words represent you. When someone doesn't take the time to spell properly, it's as if they walked into a party wearing the same pajams they've worn for a week with no shower, no deodorant, and scratching their bottom.
Is it wrong that I agree with this comment by [info]myslanie?

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(no subject) - [info]plazmah, 2005-05-11 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]twocorpses, 2005-05-11 07:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-11 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]twocorpses, 2005-05-11 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2005-05-12 05:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]squib, 2005-05-12 12:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-12 05:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]loony666, 2005-05-12 08:32 pm UTC

[info]marlo
2005-05-11 08:06 pm UTC (link)
GIP

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(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2005-05-12 12:09 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mathilde, 2005-05-12 10:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-05-13 12:02 am UTC

[info]frau_eva
2005-05-12 03:25 am UTC (link)
guys that i know wouldnt go through this.

Oh, I guess this justifies doing whatever their sick little hearts desire, just because hawt Bobby Turner WON'T GO OUT WITH ME! Please. There are decent guys out there, and even if I can't find them, I'm rather stay celebate than be with someone who doesn't respect my boundaries.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-12 01:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-05-13 12:19 pm UTC
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[info]mydemand
2005-05-12 04:25 am UTC (link)
Won't somebody think of the ASEXUALS?!?!?!

[is asexual]
[is being silly]

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(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-05-12 06:11 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-12 07:32 pm UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2005-05-12 06:27 am UTC (link)
[facepalms] No wonder I can't find any virgins. They're off having forced sex in the relationship mills. Damn.

Virginity is so under-rated, it seems. Won't someone think of the virginsI think of them naked and in my bed?

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-05-12 07:09 am UTC (link)
Because if there's one thing yaoi manga has taught me we all know, it's sex=love.

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