abortion brings all the fetus-lovers to the yard
And they're like, we're better than y'all!
K, I don't know rap. Nuff said.

Moving on, celestialwisdom (who is, incidentally, not very wise) posts a non-lj-cut rant entitled "Why I am Pro Choice" to liberal. Preaching to the crowd, but regardless, there are always some connies lurking around to contend.

lovecrafty:"I don't believe life begins at conception." Then you need to take a science class.
Minor kerfuffle, mildly amusing prods at Bush. (shh! I didn't say it!)

But cgallivan swings in with double-bias against pro-lifers and the childfree:it's impossible to argue with people who view a baby as a virus/parasite.
orderfromchaos, my newfound friend, retorts It's impossible to argue with somebody who is able to confuse virus and parasite.
The conversation goes vaguely like this:
cgallivan LIBERAL!
orderfromchaos um, bias.
cgallivan omgNUH
orderfromchaos I'm gonna go kill some sperm now.
cgallivan *blather*
orderfromchaos Just give me the damn tissue.
cgallivan YOUR MOM

Mild, but amusing 'cause cgallivan's an idiot. heirtoruin wins smart person award.
Oh, and triforcekt is trying to steal my man. Damn you, bitch!