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A pipe? No! (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} also_not_a_pipe) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank,@ 2005-05-16 03:17:00 |
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Seeing as we don't have a wtf_wank...
I was unwise earlier and delved into the Jack forums to see if anyone else was confused as to exactly what the hell was going on in the last strip. For those who aren't familiar with it, Jack takes a strong stomach to read. A furry comic with some damn cool characters and interesting ideas, but graphic physical violence and sexual content, frequent reference to sexual violence, some dark storylines, and a lot of generally really disturbing stuff running around. Basically one of those things that you don't touch unless you're unsquickable and have no trauma in your past. Even then, take it in small doses or your brain will melt right out of your ears.
And if you think that's bad, you should see the forums.
For example, one of the posters posts in the forums for help with amoral dilemma: "Hey, should I take sexual advantage of these two young teenagers if I'm in my mid-twenties and they're really hot?"
The common sense answer would be "FUCK NO (or rather, "no fuck"), run far and fast" right?
You'd be surprised. Dreyfuss, the first poster to answer says more or less, "D00d, what's the problem exactly?" And also whines because this post is distracting attention from his incredibly long piece of spooge where he wangsts about being unsure whether he should go stalk the girl he's creepily obsessed with.
Most of the other posters are a little less creepy and a little more reasonable and tell the OP that Dreyfuss is a moron, and they're more 'leeter than him because they can't feel romantic love. No, really. They do. They also make a big deal about how he should wait until the girls are eighteen before he messes with them, but they're dirty little sluts if they don't wait the two years to have him as their firsts.
On the second page, after some fairly dull discussion about the compatability of love and sex, Dreyfuss is offended that a gay American would *gasp!* support laws to protect young girls from creeps like Dreyfuss. 'cos, like, pedophiles and gay people are all the same and they need to hang together to stick itup to the Man. Or something.
One of them offers the priceless support Remember that scene at the end of Predator where Schwarzenegger is all covered in mud and yelling at the alien to come and get him and the Predator stops for a second thinking the whole thing is fishy before noticing the spike trap? That Predator is you.
Yes, dear. Yes it is.
The third page is boring until rkolter starts making up stories about how if one of them was his daughter, he'd shoot the OP in the head and then only get two years in jail. And then fly away on a magical winged horse to Sugarcandy Mountain, where he would be crowned king of the pixies. Which, really, is just as likely.
Then Dreyfuss shows up yet again to squawk about rape is OMG wrong, but statutory rape isn't rape because what if they're in luv, huh? What about that? Dreyfuss, dear, let me introduce me to Mr. Nabokov's friend Humbert Humbert. Why don't you two go have a nice chat?
There's los of annoying banter, then Reyadel Someoneorother shows up to advocate that age of consent laws be thrown out in favor of case-by-case inspection. Because in his world, the iJudge has already been invented and is running on a spankin' new Tiger OS.
Then someone someone getting offended about the whole mature minor vs. immature adult issue turns the whole thing into a bonus Clinton wank. At this point, I stop reading and go take a long, hot shower where I do not once look down.
I was unwise earlier and delved into the Jack forums to see if anyone else was confused as to exactly what the hell was going on in the last strip. For those who aren't familiar with it, Jack takes a strong stomach to read. A furry comic with some damn cool characters and interesting ideas, but graphic physical violence and sexual content, frequent reference to sexual violence, some dark storylines, and a lot of generally really disturbing stuff running around. Basically one of those things that you don't touch unless you're unsquickable and have no trauma in your past. Even then, take it in small doses or your brain will melt right out of your ears.
And if you think that's bad, you should see the forums.
For example, one of the posters posts in the forums for help with amoral dilemma: "Hey, should I take sexual advantage of these two young teenagers if I'm in my mid-twenties and they're really hot?"
The common sense answer would be "FUCK NO (or rather, "no fuck"), run far and fast" right?
You'd be surprised. Dreyfuss, the first poster to answer says more or less, "D00d, what's the problem exactly?" And also whines because this post is distracting attention from his incredibly long piece of spooge where he wangsts about being unsure whether he should go stalk the girl he's creepily obsessed with.
Most of the other posters are a little less creepy and a little more reasonable and tell the OP that Dreyfuss is a moron, and they're more 'leeter than him because they can't feel romantic love. No, really. They do. They also make a big deal about how he should wait until the girls are eighteen before he messes with them, but they're dirty little sluts if they don't wait the two years to have him as their firsts.
On the second page, after some fairly dull discussion about the compatability of love and sex, Dreyfuss is offended that a gay American would *gasp!* support laws to protect young girls from creeps like Dreyfuss. 'cos, like, pedophiles and gay people are all the same and they need to hang together to stick it
One of them offers the priceless support Remember that scene at the end of Predator where Schwarzenegger is all covered in mud and yelling at the alien to come and get him and the Predator stops for a second thinking the whole thing is fishy before noticing the spike trap? That Predator is you.
Yes, dear. Yes it is.
The third page is boring until rkolter starts making up stories about how if one of them was his daughter, he'd shoot the OP in the head and then only get two years in jail. And then fly away on a magical winged horse to Sugarcandy Mountain, where he would be crowned king of the pixies. Which, really, is just as likely.
Then Dreyfuss shows up yet again to squawk about rape is OMG wrong, but statutory rape isn't rape because what if they're in luv, huh? What about that? Dreyfuss, dear, let me introduce me to Mr. Nabokov's friend Humbert Humbert. Why don't you two go have a nice chat?
There's los of annoying banter, then Reyadel Someoneorother shows up to advocate that age of consent laws be thrown out in favor of case-by-case inspection. Because in his world, the iJudge has already been invented and is running on a spankin' new Tiger OS.
Then someone someone getting offended about the whole mature minor vs. immature adult issue turns the whole thing into a bonus Clinton wank. At this point, I stop reading and go take a long, hot shower where I do not once look down.
