I can say 'faggot' because my mother is a homosexual lesbian!
Much thanks to the mouse in wank_report for this one. *snuggles mouse*

Over on the pro_scurvy community (a parody of pro_ana comms), the moderator (mia_d) decides that the place is not what it used to be due to "incomprehensible faggots" and "emo nerds", so she’s going to be deleting almost everything, save the "pre-emo" posts. Anyone who tries to question the decision is accused of liking fellatio a bit too much, being a faggot or both.

And then it descends into madness with mia_d screaming at people to get out of her community.



The Odd Mod Post

My Dad was the funniest man I ever knew. He taught me everything he could about humor, and his number one rule was "NEVER RUN ANY JOKE INTO THE GROUND".

Guys, I have no idea what is going on but ProScurvy has been around for almost two years, and the joke is just really not funny anymore. It was fine when it was a small group of friends, having staged infights and watching the pro ana people get pissed off as much as possible. When a straggler came in taking it seriously and began wagging their finger, that was pretty great too.

Alas, this place has become filled with what seems to be INCOMPREHENSIBLE FAGGOTS running the joke into the ground like a thresher cutting comedy wheat and milling into shit. Sorry guys, but the joke aint funny no more.

So I'm deleting as many of the entries as I can, letting this one stand along with some of the old, pre-emo invasion ones. It will take a while, and of note is that no new entries are allowed.

I was having a change of heart but SOME CERTAIN ASSHOLES have changed my mind and DELETING IT ALL NOW

In Conclusion, GO BE EMO ELSEWHERE AND GET OUT OF MY COMMUNITY