We are fanficrants, and we eat our own.
100_years: Body fluids are gross, mmkay?

fanficrants: Er, no. Unless you're talking about watersports or something, and even then, YMMV, dude. But you're right about the 'it doesn't taste like honey' bit. Also, the virgins want you to stop making them look bad.

100_years: OMG you're missing my point!

I wouldn't have posted but then she goes back and whines in her journal.

...dear heaven, is she really 19?

ETA: The whiny entry is now locked. I apologize for not saving it. It was a thing of passive-aggressive beauty.