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That Lurker Chick ([info]anemone) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-05-22 13:33:00
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Asexuality Wank
Over at the asexuality community, the_faery_queen (who, I'm convinced, is responsible for ninety-some percent of the wank in that community) posts about how she thinks porn models earn too much money. Lots of links here, for it is a cornucopia of stupidity and spooge.

She then goes on to say that singing is worthless and requires no effort. (Apparently, all those times my voice teachers lectured me for not practicing, they were just yelling for the sake of yelling.) And why should anyone care about music when there's starving children out there?

She also freely admits that she won't listen to any of the objections being raised; demands (in an exclamation mark laden post) that someone "calm the fuck down"; and, regrettably, does not follow through with her promise to not pay any more attention to a poster who's disagreeing with her.

A snarky comment saying that she is behaving in the same way that she herself condemns in others is met with wanktastic screeching.

Some of her histrionics about how sex workers have no self esteem devolve into grammar wank (including the typical "it doesn't matter how I spell things it's just the Intarweb!!!1!!" and "it's not my fault I'm a shitty typist I'm dyslexic!!one!").

Most terrifying of all? "as i have said i am a published writer!"
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[info]kookaburra
2005-05-22 09:46 pm UTC (link)
o.O <---- me reading that post.

I would also like to ask her how the hell she's planning on making sure the filthy sex workers get paid an appropriate token amount. Geez, just because something isn't your bag, don't go into conniptions because other people like it enough to pay through the nose for it.

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[info]smo
2005-05-22 09:58 pm UTC (link)
"it's not my fault I'm a shitty typist I'm dyslexic!!one!"

On behalf of my sister, who is also dyslexic but NEVER uses it as a fucking excuse to ACT A DAMN FOOL:

*STABZ*

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(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-05-23 06:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-23 07:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-05-24 12:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-05-24 01:08 pm UTC
ugh
[info]sidhaethe
2005-05-22 10:00 pm UTC (link)
[info]the_faery_queen is by far the wankiest asexual that ever did wank. Sort of a "stop being on my side" thing.

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Re: ugh - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2005-05-23 04:52 am UTC
Re: ugh - [info]bubosquared, 2005-05-23 05:56 am UTC
Re: ugh - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2005-05-23 09:43 am UTC
Re: ugh - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-05-24 01:58 am UTC

[info]reinhardt
2005-05-22 10:06 pm UTC (link)
ANYone can sing? Haha... I'll be sure to keep that in mind next time my dad deems it appropriate to mutilate another 60s pop hit.

Also, I'd like to know just what kind of crack the_faery_queen is smoking so I can get me some.

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(no subject) - [info]loonylupinlover, 2005-05-23 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]reinhardt, 2005-05-23 05:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]loonylupinlover, 2005-05-23 06:04 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-05-22 10:17 pm UTC (link)
Please get out of my sexuality, you're making my sexuality look really, REALLY stupid.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-25 10:49 pm UTC
Someone has stolen TFQ's capital letters!
tourette
2005-05-22 10:30 pm UTC (link)
I am suddenly reminded of dear Tomakobriefs and her insistence that English is a worthless degree compared to Architecture, because we will always need public lavatories but language is dying out. Or something. Maybe 'briefs and 'queen should meet and make marvellous mechanical structures together.

I secretly suspect 'queen is very tone-deaf. She seems not to quite comprehend music.

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(no subject) - [info]dwarfjen, 2005-05-22 10:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-05-22 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]somnambulicious, 2005-05-22 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dwarfjen, 2005-05-23 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]somnambulicious, 2005-05-23 12:28 am UTC

[info]nifflet
2005-05-22 10:30 pm UTC (link)
I remember her from Childfree wank waaaaay back when.. I think she's gotten even worse.

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[info]pink_rhombus
2005-05-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
*shudder* Most wankers I find really funny but there's something about the_faery_queen that is like nails on a damn chalkboard to me. Reading her posts is like biting into tinfoil.

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[info]moonjaguar
2005-05-22 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Anyone can sing? I can't sing, therefore I am no one.

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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-05-23 05:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamtoday, 2005-05-23 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dorothy1901, 2005-05-23 12:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2005-05-23 01:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2005-05-23 01:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-05-23 03:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2005-05-23 04:07 pm UTC

[info]schuldig
2005-05-22 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Sometimes you really have to fight the urge to comment: "Even random passersby think you're stupid."

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[info]caribbeanblue
2005-05-22 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Oooookay. Miss Faery-wotsit needs to get the FUCK out of my profession. As has been said so many times before: lady, you're making my side look stupid.

Blue-the-indignant-writer

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[info]shun_mcdaddy
2005-05-22 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Even though I hate this phrase:

Get outta my sexuality and my learning disability!

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(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-05-23 12:22 am UTC

[info]altoidsaddict
2005-05-22 11:52 pm UTC (link)
What a collosal idiot. MY OPINION.

Maybe I only want to strangle her because I just spent three hours yesterday recording vocals for my CD - and of the *good* tracks I got, the cover was the hardest one to nail and required more takes.

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-05-22 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-05-24 01:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-05-24 05:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bishounenhuntrs, 2005-05-25 07:04 am UTC

[info]somnambulicious
2005-05-23 12:31 am UTC (link)
and the only time people EVER comment on spelling/grammar is when they know they ahve lost an argument! its pathetic.

*lightbulb* I've discovered the secret to winning intarweb arguments! Spell atrociously and lure the opposition into correcting you; when they do, you can claim that you've automatically won!

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2005-05-23 12:33 am UTC (link)
Show of hands, please. Who else assumed that the_faery_queen was between thirteen and sixteen years old when they read through this, and still have a hard time believing that she's twenty-eight?

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(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-05-23 12:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2005-05-23 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]reinhardt, 2005-05-23 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-05-23 09:22 am UTC
(no subject) - kroki_refur, 2005-05-23 01:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2005-05-23 04:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coyotegirl, 2005-05-25 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-05-25 10:52 pm UTC

[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-05-23 12:40 am UTC (link)
I have this irresistable urge to want to read some of her "published writing". But then... I'm a masochist like that.

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(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-05-23 02:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2005-05-23 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-05-23 02:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pink_rhombus, 2005-05-23 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-05-23 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-05-23 03:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-05-23 03:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2005-05-23 03:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-05-23 05:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2005-05-23 04:33 am UTC
*shrug* - [info]dwarfjen, 2005-05-23 08:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]suzycat, 2005-05-23 12:09 pm UTC

[info]psychofangirl
2005-05-23 01:31 am UTC (link)
George Carlin was right.

Some people are really fucking stupid.

Then again, TFQ is stupid, full of shit and fucking nuts. Like Dan Quayle, in a way.

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[info]iczer6
2005-05-23 01:38 am UTC (link)
I think this all boils down to 'people are making more money than me! So instead of working harder/getting a better job/more education I'll bitch about them on the internet! That'll show 'em'!

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(no subject) - [info]innsmouth_eyes, 2005-05-23 04:56 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-04 04:12 am UTC

[info]lurker32
2005-05-23 02:39 am UTC (link)
Did someone somewhere tell TFQ that beginning every comment with "ah, but!" makes you sound intelligent?

'Cause it's so not working.

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[info]rockgeisha
2005-05-23 03:19 am UTC (link)
I like that her userinfo states that she's against rape AND slavery among other things. Wow, you're such a renegade!

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[info]innsmouth_eyes
2005-05-23 05:27 am UTC (link)
*slaps forehead*

singing is nothing. ANYONE can sing.

i am not really dismissing them as unimportant.

The condradiction burns.

get the fuck over yourself.

get the fuck over YOURSELF!

No, you get the fuck over YOURSELF! Neener!

you know, i wanted to use some exclamation points but i think you're using up the available supply much too fast so - yeah, i'm just going to conserve them. *g*

Bwahaha. Franky, everybody on that board has a capitalization deficiency but at least their spellchecks work.

Man, the first asexuality wank I've ever seen, and it isn't even about asexuality. Git off my side, and all that.

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[info]funwithrage
2005-05-23 06:24 am UTC (link)
Y'know, if there isn't a law stating that any variety of "fairy" in a username is advance warning of wankery, there should be.

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[info]nevadafighter
2005-05-23 06:37 am UTC (link)
Most terrifying of all? "as i have said i am a published writer!"

So am I. Big whoop. Doesn't make you infallible or immune from wankery, that's for sure.

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(no subject) - [info]pragmatic, 2005-05-23 07:03 am UTC

[info]elfy
2005-05-23 08:13 am UTC (link)
i think TFQ should be congratulated. this thread successfully made me boggle.

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(no subject) - [info]radiotrash, 2005-05-23 09:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-05-24 02:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2005-05-24 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2005-05-24 06:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-05-24 03:39 pm UTC

[info]rinoared
2005-05-23 09:00 am UTC (link)
LOL. Someone has REALLY never worked a day as either a nurse, a stripper or a singer. I should point the fairywhatever to my friend the midwife, ask her how "not everybody" can do healthcare work and how special one has to be to do it. I'll give you a hint; even some of their teachers have been heard wondering how come some of them ever got into the school, nevermind graduated.

No disrespect toward the people who really do good work. Just telling what my insider friend has been ranting about for the last five years or so. And I've given birth twice in a hospital. Let's just say I wasn't exactly blown away by some nurses' people skills.

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