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token ([info]chaimonkey) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-05-22 22:36:00


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Current mood:Amazed

circular puppy wank
[info]the1youwant uses poor "motivation" for people to adopt his dog's puppies:
I'll give the dogs one chance at living a full life. Anyone that wishes to adopt one of these dogs can do so by contacting me immediately. The one's that aren't adopted are going to go for a long swim on the river in a plastic bag. (entry)

In a moment of debatably righteous anger, [info]jaredt112 c+p's the post to [info]liberal (someone please tell me how it was on-topic?) with the footnote "Try to convince this asshole that animal cruelty is against the law. Thank you".

[info]liberal wanks, slightly. [info]nagisa_kaworu (furry!omg) suggests cross-posting to Betty White and Bob Barker fans, because somehow they'll care; [info]980kkkkk thinks this is a great idea and cross-posts to anti_bush, bushisms, animal_welfare, and [info]animal_rights (deleted) - congratulations, two actually apply!
More cross-posting occurs in pets as suggestions pile up like a chain letter.

[info]cuddled is devoted to resisting the cause.

To summarize it all: [info]annagreenie "You might want to look up the meaning of the word "ignorant." (link)



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[info]pink_rhombus
2005-05-23 06:02 am UTC (link)
Forgive me for what I am about to do but...Fucking fucker! What a terrific idea! Let's give away irresponsibly bred pit bull mixes to strangers over the internet! What could possibly go wrong! Jesus Christ, fix your fucking pets or keep them away from other dogs when they are in heat. It's really not that difficult, asshat.

Sorry about wanking but this just pushes my buttons like nothing else. I'll mop up.

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[info]rowan
2005-05-23 07:19 am UTC (link)
Yes, and let's freaking drown them in a plastic bag if they don't get picked up by random internet peoples!!1!1

*BOGGLE*

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[info]dreamtoday
2005-05-23 09:37 am UTC (link)
he should send them to Korea. i heard puppies taste good with stew.

personally, i prefer them barbequed.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-05-23 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Korean barbeque!!!

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[info]dreamtoday
2005-05-23 04:47 pm UTC (link)
tastes just like chicken!

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[info]kenovay
2005-05-23 05:29 pm UTC (link)
To be fair, the dog "got into the yard" so he may not have been being quite so irresponsible, and it sounds like he's interested in breeding her so he's not going to spay her.

I mean, it pushes my buttons too, but... *sigh* Shit happens. Poor puppies.

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[info]pink_rhombus
2005-05-23 08:37 pm UTC (link)
You're right, I suppose. I'm calm now. I'm spent. I've just seen so many badly bred pit bulls go out into the world and the fact that he's just giving them away first come first serve to strangers doesn't give me a good feeling about what he's going to be like when he intentionally breeds his bitch. OK, I'm in danger of wanking again so I'm just going to shut up and go have a beer. :)

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[info]dreamtoday
2005-05-23 06:39 am UTC (link)
let's cross-post this everywhere so we can all internet yell at him! everyone knows that if you're shamed on the internet you will change your wekkid wekkid ways and repent!

...

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[info]dawnswalker
2005-05-23 10:06 am UTC (link)
Aren't they being a bit hard on him? I mean, who wouldn't adopt puppies of an unstable breed from some stranger on the internet?!

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-29 01:59 am UTC (link)
Pitbulls are an unstable breed since when? Yes, irresponsible bastards will socialize them improperly and train them to be aggressive fighters, but it's not a breed trait the was, say, retrieving or herding is - not something that is there regardless of how they're raised.

~ the mouse who consumes men's souls.

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[info]krazycat
2005-05-23 12:21 pm UTC (link)
the meaning of the word "." ?

Hm, I think I need that definition as well.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-05-23 04:06 pm UTC (link)
:P

And man, I hate how they subbed in Hayden for Prowse.

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[info]cadesama
2005-05-24 06:14 am UTC (link)
::coughs:: You mean Sebastian Shaw. Prowse was the man in the suit, but never the face.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-05-24 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah. So, fucking, weird, man.

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[info]lurker32
2005-05-23 03:10 pm UTC (link)
someone please tell me how it was on-topic?

'Cause everyone knows that those evol conservatives like to torture puppies.

*eyeroll*

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-05-24 01:38 am UTC (link)
I know my day isn't complete unless I've tortured a puppy, a kitten, and made a small child cry.

*kidding*


You're kidding? That's totally what makes it for me!

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[info]iczer6
2005-05-24 01:40 am UTC (link)
Sorry about the deletion I wanted to add something to the post but got distracted.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-05-24 02:38 am UTC (link)
No worries, mate - c+p always prevail!

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-05-24 02:39 am UTC (link)
(and here I thought you were a pussy. :x)

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[info]iczer6
2005-05-24 01:40 am UTC (link)
I know my day isn't complete unless I've tortured a puppy, a kitten, and made a fanfic author small child cry.

*kidding*

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-05-24 02:25 am UTC (link)
Hey, I've got a cat for you to torture if you haven't filled your quota yet today!

*glares at pee-covered bed*

*also kidding... kind of* >:O

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[info]iczer6
2005-05-24 02:28 am UTC (link)
I've got my hands full right now.

*glares at bitten hand*

I'm the only one she does this to, do I taste like meat to her?

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-05-24 02:31 am UTC (link)
Eep, yeah, bloodshed trumps peed-on bed. Effin' cats. I'm a dog person, how did I end up living with two insane cat people?

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(Anonymous)
2005-05-25 04:16 pm UTC (link)
late to the party but d00d, your icon's hot.

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