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Lurker #32 ([info]lurker32) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-05-23 23:01:00
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Current mood:Flippant

Once [info]fanficrants gets started, it just can't stop.

[info]whimsicalwoo posts (with lots of boldface and Big Type) about a fic s/he read involving a possibly bisexual man, and asks of the community: Is it constitutionally impossible for those kee-razy bisexuals to stick to one partner? Enlighten my ignorance!

Responses range from "Uh, no to "No, moron" to "Fuck no", until someone points out that this inquiry just ran in "Dear Abby".

To which the OP responds with LOL! My bad!

It's not the usual flamewar (although give it another six hours) but given the OMGPLAYJERISM factor and the fact that the OP is just a leeeeetle too OT and ingenuous, I found it amusing.


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[info]iczer6
2005-05-24 04:16 am UTC (link)
Damn you beat me to it.

It's amazing how playing the Devil's Advocate seems very similar to being massively dense, at least the way the OP's arguing...

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[info]lurker32
2005-05-24 04:20 am UTC (link)
Funny how that works.

I'm undecided as to whether s/h/it's genuine, but if so, what kind of moron thinks that's a good way to go looking for info?

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-05-24 04:41 am UTC (link)
I replied. Couldn't help it.

However, I did avoid the old "I'm bi and I'm offended!" chestnut, because even if I am bi and found the "bisexual =/= slut" thing idiotic, the OP doesn't need to know that. :P

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[info]kijikun
2005-05-24 05:41 am UTC (link)
Oh I have watched Cardcaptor Saukra in years and I still want to yell at her that Syaoran isn't going to marry you!

Damn you Clamp.

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-05-24 05:45 am UTC (link)
...You're either a Meiling/Syaoran shipper or a Sakura/Syaran shipper who doesn't like Meiling? ^^;;;

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[info]kijikun
2005-05-24 05:51 am UTC (link)
Err sorry that was confusing.(Never cared for Meiling) Never mind me. Move along. Nothing to see.

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[info]plazmah
2005-05-25 03:35 am UTC (link)
Duh. Sakura/Tomoyo OTP! ;)

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-05-27 06:10 pm UTC (link)
Your icon is hypnotic.

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[info]geekmagirl
2005-05-24 04:59 am UTC (link)
Christ on a cracker, we're bi, not Martians. (Although if bisexuals are Martians, that woudl explain a few of my encounters.) Are we still going through the "wow, bisexuals are so strange and unexplainable, someone please translate for me!" phase?

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-05-24 07:58 am UTC (link)
we're bi, not Martians

This needs an icon.

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[info]tianxiaode
2005-05-26 08:28 am UTC (link)
If I weren't so fricking exhausted, I have the perfect image/base for that. Somewhere. *looks at stacks of unfiled jpgs and groans*

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[info]somnambulicious
2005-05-24 05:30 am UTC (link)
Now I've got a mental picture of Charlton Heston yelling, "You've got to tell them! Bisexuals are people! PEOPLE!!!"

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[info]hypercubed
2005-05-25 02:45 am UTC (link)
And now I've got an image of "Soylent Green is a man!!!"

Damn you, brain. Stop mixing movies...

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[info]oxydosic
2005-05-25 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Soda, meet screen.

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[info]xero_sky
2005-05-24 05:53 am UTC (link)
Well, I'm bisexual and

Oh, wait... wait... no I'm not.

I guess I have nothing to say. *sad face*

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[info]twocorpses
2005-05-24 05:54 am UTC (link)
I love how people state over and over and over and over and over again that it was some dear abby letter. hahaha

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-05-24 12:08 pm UTC (link)
That's why I stayed away from it. I was like "I saw that in Dear Abby this morning!"

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-05-24 02:04 pm UTC (link)
I wish I'd bothered to read the thread through before commenting, but the stupidity got to me.

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[info]hypercubed
2005-05-25 02:46 am UTC (link)
You know. Just in case we forgot in the inch it took us to get to that post.

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[info]visp
2005-05-24 06:10 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't get into a relationship with a woman and 4 months later go 'oh my gawd, it's been 4 months since I have had dick, I MUST cheat on my girlfriend now for the mystical hold of the cock has entranced me to come to its etheral call.'

*snicker* Now I have a mental image of a giant cock being used like a radio tower.

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[info]panthea
2005-05-24 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Besides, that's what dildos are for.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-05-24 07:58 am UTC (link)
Finally! FINALLY! Someone is thinking of the bisexuals!

... well, maybe thinking is too strong a word.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-05-24 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Seriously. This is the kind of 'thinking' we can do without.

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[info]plazmah
2005-05-25 03:36 am UTC (link)
Makes you think about the saying "be careful what you wish for".

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[info]loony666
2005-05-24 08:51 am UTC (link)
Troll.

Yeah, I just commented to show off this icon again.

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[info]birene
2005-05-24 02:19 pm UTC (link)
Now I guess this would be the cue for my first

Icon Love!!!!11 \^_^/

post.

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tourette
2005-05-24 02:58 pm UTC (link)
I don't see what's so difficult to understand about bisexuality. Surely it's not that complicated?

Mind you, I'm only really posting to show off my new Flash icon :)

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[info]singe
2005-05-24 06:13 pm UTC (link)
LORD FLASHHEART! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *becomes pregnant*

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