Once fanficrants gets started, it just can't stop.

whimsicalwoo posts (with lots of boldface and Big Type) about a fic s/he read involving a possibly bisexual man, and asks of the community: Is it constitutionally impossible for those kee-razy bisexuals to stick to one partner? Enlighten my ignorance!

Responses range from "Uh, no to "No, moron" to "Fuck no", until someone points out that this inquiry just ran in "Dear Abby".

To which the OP responds with LOL! My bad!

It's not the usual flamewar (although give it another six hours) but given the OMGPLAYJERISM factor and the fact that the OP is just a leeeeetle too OT and ingenuous, I found it amusing.