Mreow! dot_cattiness wank!
dot_cattiness was visited yesterday by an unimaginative little troll, who has since bahleeted the entire thread.

In a post titled "regarding what this site is quickly becoming" (capitalization lovingly preserved,) tay_en_pointe writes:

the lowest common denomenator doesn't make you special.

Other members quickly pop up to mock the troll's spelling and lack of capitalization. Highlights include:

catamorphism: Having a working Shift key is really nice. Almost as good as orgasm. My Shift key does for me what a dozen expensive sex toys couldn't. It's really worth trying.

tay_en_pointe: gee. you got me there. my girlfriend and i only use them during laughingly novel afternoons. please.. enlighten me on your Onanistic pursuits.

catamorphism: You see, the truly enlightened and evolved among us can get sexual pleasure from stimulation of the fingertips alone. As well as the brain.

tay_en_pointe: then what do you need a shift key for? oh, and that statement of yours? i totally agree. if you have a brain...

catamorphism: What do I need a shift key for? All I can say is, you can't possibly imagine.

tay_en_pointe: ya know? you're right. a transvestite friend of mine once said the same thing about her cock. nite nite.

Ooh, PWNZRD TO THE MAX!!!

lysana: Watch your posterior, dear, or you'll lose what little intelligence you have left.

tay_en_pointe: gee... you heard that somewhere before, didn't you. oh... um, thats not you i saw on those online pics? crazy resemblence. baby, i'm going to sleep. please, stew, brood, and think up clever one liners. some other dude here will call what you say a lecture. nite nite.

lysana: Stew? Honey, you barely deserve a blanching.

The thread was originally far longer (with liberal doses of "nite nite" from the troll,) but tay_en_pointe had bahleeted many of the comments before I saved the page.

bovil starts a new thread commenting on the fact that tay_en_pointe admitted to being a troll in her journal (alas, the linked post has been f-locked.) tay_en_pointe, of course, shows up to prove her masochistic tendencies.

Meanwhile, mathilde posts a cat for the "poor little troll:" You're deleting the wrong comments, sweetie - you've left all the moronic ones! The troll shows up to take a beating...again.

The fun continues in thelatest post, but the troll hasn't shown up there yet.

Nobody seems to have discovered the fact that tay_en_pointe has made one previous post to the community, which was not well-received and has since been bahleeted (something along the lines of, "It's cute that you think you can impress me with your [something] and the multitude of colors in your hair, but I have more of both." The first comment was, "If that's all it takes to make you feel superior, more power to you.") Bitter much?