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	omega 2005-06-03 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	Hold me, mommy. Make the morons go away. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	adora_spintriae 2005-06-04 02:25 am UTC (link)
	You'd have to drop a nuke on dA to make that one happen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	omega 2005-06-04 08:53 am UTC (link)
	Well, seeing how the whole service has been shooting itself in the dick for years, nothing less would do. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oxydosic 2005-06-03 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Holy motherfucking christ on a pogo stick - she's the same age as me? And she's wanking over someone having the same username as her? And she doesn't see the point of proper spelling and grammar? goes to weep for her generation How can people even write that poorly? It cause me physical pain to even attempt to emulate that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	oxydosic 2005-06-03 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Cause=causes of course. Don't want to spell badly when complaining about someone else. hides (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dandywolves 2005-06-04 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	apparently, she's a mother of two. both her children have "unique" names. I'd love to know what they are. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2006-06-13 03:59 pm UTC (link)
	Wouldnt you just ... cause u hasvnt got the ability to think of your own? And as for comprehending a post ... she's a mother of three but two of her kids have unique names ... listed as such by the birth registery for the year of their birth. When one creates a unique name you are informed of it directly by the birth registry. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	smo 2005-06-03 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	Creative license to... spell like an idgit? Whatever. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	bishounenhuntrs 2005-06-03 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Does that mean I can get a creative license to be a total asshole? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ahiru 2005-06-04 02:54 am UTC (link)
	I can just imagine what this chick was like in school. "That's not a typo, it's creative license!" "I didn't make up facts instead of researching, I just used creative license!" "Who cares if I answered 'a' on a question that wasn't multiple choice! Creative license!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2005-06-04 06:09 am UTC (link)
	If I could have done that on my thesis, I'd have passed the first time. In other news: icon love!!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_wanlorn 2005-06-03 04:40 pm UTC (link)
	Holy crap. From reading it, I guessed that she was 15-18. Damn was I off. :-( points up But that's why you use proper grammar and spelling! Well, unless you are trying to pass for an illiterate 18-year-old... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-06-03 09:12 pm UTC (link)
	I think that the older someone like that gets, the more senile and stubborn they become to Earth Logic. I know a 55 year old who types even worse than that because she's too lazy to go anywhere outside of a games site. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lurker32 2005-06-03 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	YES! I saw this the other day and knew it had potential! I like how PoizonMyst keeps insisting that she's NOT UPSET, it's just that HER NAME IS VERY UNIQUE. And the spelling is... yeah. I have a horrible feeling she's a disEYEple of fysche. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	birdyexmachina 2005-06-04 07:04 am UTC (link)
	fysche Fish? Fies? Huh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lurker32 2005-06-04 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	This chick. Bring earplugs. Don't want your brain leaking. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

kookaburra
2005-06-05 07:02 am UTC (link)

I'd visited before, but she apparently added this recently, highlighting her utter ignorance of religious tradition/lingo:

in the bible God started the world with The Word)<---NO! In John God WAS the Word! The Word is Jesus, and because he is an expression of God's love, THROUGH him the world was made! Theology student SMASH!
&
every letter has a vibration <---now add a dash of Hinduism (I think, not as familiar with the Eastern religions as with Monotheistic ones)
[...]
& a connection with THE ONE, the INFINITE, the EIN SOPH.

eye gave a copy of my newest book 2 my new Kabbalah Guru, JMetatron (he is from NYC ... )

& he says that
my work
although unlike other works
stems from a tradition that is thousands of years old

the holiest of holies. <---- Somehow I don't think that phrase means what she thinks it means. Unless her linguistic stylings are in a back chamber of a temple that only a the High Priest can visit on the Day of Atonement.

I really shouldn't read that site. It always gets my blood up, esp. as she's supposed to have a B.A. in English.

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	friendly_cow 2005-06-04 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Icon love! Especially in a wank involving grammar/spelling. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lurker32 2005-06-04 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	beams The OMG DUN STEEL!!!1 is useful in a variety of situations. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	marylake 2005-06-03 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	This inspired me to whip out Google and try my own name, which I made up when I was writing a novel and wanted a psuedonym. Turns out Mary Lake is both a French singer and a Canadian monastery. zOMG they STOLED from me!!1!one! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tekenduis 2005-06-03 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	You could Mary Sue! Oh, god, that was awful. I'm going into my corner now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2005-06-03 06:28 pm UTC (link)
	_{I kind of liked it.} (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kookaburra 2005-06-05 07:03 am UTC (link)
	snicker (Reply to this)(Parent)

	also_not_a_pipe 2005-06-03 06:26 pm UTC (link)
	Heh, I did that too. My JournalFen name didn't turn up anything, but my LiveJournal username turned up some weird stuff. Apparently one of my posts back in Decemer made 23rd place on BlogPulse even though nobody ever responded to it. And it seems I ripped my LJ name from some Harry Potter fanfic author around FictionAlley. OH NOES I r t3h plagerizt!!1! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	flightstothesea 2005-06-03 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	This is the second time in two days I've seen your icon, and I feel compelled to tell you it amuses me. "And in conclusion: cousin." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	selenis 2005-06-03 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	"And in conclusion: cousin." thinks hard I really can't remeber what that's from. I know it's funny and I laughed at it... but why can't I remember what it's from? Where's it from then? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	flightstothesea 2005-06-03 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	It's from cleolinda's Movies in 15 Minutes version of Troy. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	selenis 2005-06-03 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	the murky clouds part.... Oh yeah! Thanks! :D scampers off to find the icon (Reply to this)(Parent)

	telophase 2005-06-06 08:11 am UTC (link)
	THEY NAMED A WHOLE PHASE OF MITOSIS AFTER ME! sues all of Creation (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Stop making my age group look bad. issendai 2005-06-03 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, and our friend PoizonMyst? She's 31. brain breaks During the few days it's going to take them to ship me a new brain from Taiwan, I'm just going to utter astonished noises. Whaaaa...? She whaaa? HOW old? Buh? Nrgh. (Reply to this)

slackerbitch
2005-06-03 06:48 pm UTC (link)

Because how on earth could anyone think up such a unique and special name as "PoizonMyst."

Bitch, please. If you really wanted a unique name, you could have gone with something like ...

Left_Uranium_Squidgbert
8821301181_bleefertnum
Xdksov_disisos_jjjjjjjjjjj

What you wanted was a special Magic Fairy crap name. Well, so do all the other lameasses out there, so get in line.

And if it was that big a deal ... why not Google the name before you sign up with it?! Just to be sure no one else has it? Just think, you could have caught the error in time and been Po1Z1NmYSt. I cry emo tears for your loss.

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	nevadafighter 2005-06-03 06:54 pm UTC (link)
	Left_Uranium_Squidgbert Dude, I am so totally stealing that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	apocalyptica 2005-06-03 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	I stole it first, so you are totally ripping me off and you should stop using it now please, or I'll call my internet lawyers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nevadafighter 2005-06-04 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, well my father's an internet judge so he totally OWNZ your crappy lawyers. ;P (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2006-06-13 04:04 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe she did ... and maybe thats how she knew it was unique at the time of signing up. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tavalya_ra 2005-06-03 09:17 pm UTC (link)
	Jeez. I've Goggled my name and each time I shocked by the links that do relate to me, not the ones that don't. (Reply to this)

	favyan 2005-06-04 06:10 am UTC (link)
	As wonderful as the crazy displayed there is, I'm more amused and really quite perplexed about one of the links that came up when I searched for my online alias. Apparantly, according to it, I'm a tit flashy flasher. would so icon that if he had any good boobie pics (Reply to this)

	indis_earfalas 2005-06-04 11:59 am UTC (link)
	Erk. Get out of my COUNTRY already ... and my age group. (Reply to this)

	sharachan 2005-06-08 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Ow...I didn't even manage to read all the forum posts before I gave up on trying to read the 'net speak' of 'wot, sum, newaze' With so many people around the world using the internet...isn't it common sense that at least ONE other person is bound to come up with the same thing? With that many people, it's very likely to happen. Ah well.... (Reply to this)