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Kit Kendrick ([info]karmakaze) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-06-03 10:58:00
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Creationist Wank - and Dinosaurs Attacking the Ark!!!

</a></b></a>[info]theferrett finds a book on a creationist's view of dinosaurs, and posts a few scans of the author's vision of wrathful dinosaurs attaching the ark.

In the comments </a></b></a>[info]monenigme posts stop being on my side, you're making my side look stupid. Because she is, of course, a creationist herself.

Highlight: She has evidence that fossil records actually disprove evolution, but will only give it out via email.

For the most part, everyone is being relatively polite, but oh, the spooge!


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[info]ianthefira
2005-06-03 04:06 pm UTC (link)
Those scans are hysterical. XD

I'l reserve any commentary on the wank itself, as it is one of my touchy areas, but suffice to say, science and religion are not mutally exclusive. Let alone evolution and religion. You can believe in both.

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They are nicely crack-tastic
[info]karmakaze
2005-06-03 04:10 pm UTC (link)
I especially enjoyed: "And then I asked myself, what would it look like if these vicious dinosaurs attacked noahs ark.."

Because, you know, I wonder stuff like that all the time.

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[info]rachelmap
2005-06-03 04:11 pm UTC (link)
"Destroy the ark!" "Kill them!". Bwaaah!

Am I happy that science can back up my religious beliefs? You betcha.
Kinda says it all, doesn't it?

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[info]isntitironic
2005-06-03 04:15 pm UTC (link)
*must... make... icons...*

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[info]slackerbitch
2005-06-03 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Dude. If you make icons from the Jurassic Ark deal, I am so bribing you with sexual favors to swipe 'em.

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(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2005-06-04 06:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cyn, 2005-06-04 08:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2005-06-04 09:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azarias, 2005-06-05 07:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2005-06-06 03:01 am UTC

[info]cyn
2005-06-03 04:53 pm UTC (link)
Dinosaurs=fun! Dinosaurs attack=super fun! Dinosaurs attacking Noah's ark at the behest of evil angels=THE MOST FUN EVER (and proof creationism is fact)!

Best of all, those are some darned nice illustrations. "And then I asked myself, what would it look like if Hal Foster and Jack Chick joined in spiritual marriage and produced a a demented creationist who could actually draw?!?"

Pure joy.

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[info]littleshebear
2005-06-03 04:53 pm UTC (link)
Yes, it's all true. The dinosaurs became extinct because they drowned in the flood and all the aquatic reptiles like the pleisosaurs, mososaurs and ichthyosaurs died out because...erm...well they got depressed because all their dinosaur buddies died. Or something.

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(no subject) - [info]threegoldfish, 2005-06-03 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladybirdsleeps, 2005-06-03 06:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-06-03 07:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2005-06-03 10:03 pm UTC

[info]hangingfire
2005-06-03 05:01 pm UTC (link)
I'm not sure what it says that when I read "ark" (before reading the OP), I thought "Ark of the Covenant".

...and imagined the dinosaurs getting all Raiders-ized.

I'll shut up now.

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(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-06-03 06:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2005-06-03 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]apocalyptica, 2005-06-03 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-06-03 07:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2005-06-03 10:07 pm UTC

[info]lurker32
2005-06-03 05:02 pm UTC (link)
daenarys: Not to mention that much of the fossil record actually refutes the evolutionary theory.

*blink* Where? What evidence do you have to support that statement? Preferably from a source that's not a creationists website please. Not a personal attack honest I just want to seewhat you have.

monenigme: OK. Well there's inherently one thing wrong with your request.

An evolutionist isn't going to show you fossil records to support creationist theory.

And a creationist isn't going to show you fossil records to support evolutionary theory.


...

I'm trying to decide whether she means that she's deliberately withholding all information that doesn't back up her side, or that there is no such thing as objective fact. And which is scarier.

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(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-06-03 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2005-06-03 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-06-05 01:39 am UTC
(no subject) - redwarrior, 2005-06-04 08:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-06-05 01:57 am UTC
More than you probably wanted to know... - [info]keri, 2005-06-03 10:38 pm UTC
Re: More than you probably wanted to know... - [info]greenling, 2005-06-04 12:51 am UTC
Re: More than you probably wanted to know... - [info]keri, 2005-06-04 02:32 am UTC
Re: More than you probably wanted to know... - [info]lurker32, 2005-06-04 02:05 am UTC
Re: More than you probably wanted to know... - [info]keri, 2005-06-04 02:35 am UTC

[info]also_not_a_pipe
2005-06-03 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Mr. Spielberg, it's okay. You don't have to pretend to not be Jewish to pitch your "Jurassic Park IV" idea to us. It's only natural to want to keep milking your two best franchises. A coupler notes of con crit though: it isn't clear where you mean to work your compulsory dino poop joke into this, or the ever-smarter dromaeosaurids. Maybe the surprise twist at the end is that 'raptors built the Ark Noah and his family are GOD is a 'raptor? That'd be totally sweet.

But geez, what is it with these yobs lately? First the "What's wrong with YECs?" thread over at GAFF, and now this.

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(no subject) - [info]somnambulicious, 2005-06-03 05:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2005-06-03 09:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2005-06-04 07:29 am UTC

[info]loonylupinlover
2005-06-03 05:48 pm UTC (link)
I was going to report this... but then I got extremely lazy, so good on you. Yeah, monoenigme is... determined, to say the least. o_O

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The creationist wank almost made it - [info]karmakaze, 2005-06-03 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]selenis, 2005-06-03 08:21 pm UTC

[info]marlo
2005-06-03 06:22 pm UTC (link)
I love the insane Chinese-language connection to the Ark. Holy fuck, is that ever out of left field. Dude, if enough insane Christians knew Chinese, I can guarantee they'd find biblical messages in TONNNS of them, if they get biblical connections from "boat eight people" OMG ARK.

So like, if Chinese people knew about the Ark all along, does that mean they were like, "Fuck it. This God person blows. Let's worship our ancestors/bodhisattvas/Lao Tze instead"? Those HERETICS!

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(no subject) - [info]lukita, 2005-06-04 12:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-06-07 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-06-07 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-06-08 12:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-06-08 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-06-08 08:37 am UTC

[info]phosfate
2005-06-03 06:26 pm UTC (link)
My God's batshit comics are awesome batshit comics!

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[info]slackerbitch
2005-06-03 06:40 pm UTC (link)
This one was worth the link just for the evil dinos. I think I just broke something.

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[info]funkyhelix
2005-06-03 08:51 pm UTC (link)

I just read this a little while ago, and since it made me think of this particular wank, I thought I'd share - Creationism: God's gift to the ignorant, from the TimesOnline.

And before I'm attacked, that's the title of the article, not my personal phrasing of the subject.

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[info]omega
2005-06-03 09:14 pm UTC (link)
The crazy is strong with this one. And verbose.

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[info]renata_hpjc
2005-06-03 10:14 pm UTC (link)
I wish cadetstimpy would shut the fuck up. Half her facts are just as wrong as the creationist loon's. Watching the argument between the two of them gave me a headache.

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[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-06-04 12:15 am UTC (link)
I'd comment on the wank, but I am mesmerised by [info]allah_sulu's Jabba icon.

*slinks back into Star Wars geekdom*

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-06-04 02:24 am UTC (link)
Crazies that make the rest of us creationists look like morons.

Mmmm, nothing like a monitor covered in tea.

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[info]mastervex
2005-06-04 02:43 am UTC (link)
The dinosaurs attacking the ark made my day better. Thank you.

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[info]ahiru
2005-06-04 03:19 am UTC (link)
That comic is sheer beauty. I especially liked the good angel protecting the Ark by apparently shooting lasers out of his palms at the dinosaurs. I like to think he was saying "Attack the Ark? Bitches, please!"

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[info]cyn
2005-06-04 05:25 am UTC (link)
Hell, I'm just revisiting the wank to look at Op's scans. Squeefull. Don't mind me.

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[info]aerobot
2005-06-04 08:12 am UTC (link)
I wanna dinosaur army. ;_;

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redwarrior
2005-06-04 08:24 pm UTC (link)
This makes me want to pour on the Brain Bleach, because it brings me back to the trauma I experienced when my Youth Group leader tried to tutor me in tenth grade biology. ;__;

By the time the crazy woman said that radio-isotope dating wasn't reliable because God can change the half-life of an isotope at His whims in order toporevent us from knowing the Earth's true age, I gave up on Christianity altogether. (Never mind the anti-Semitism and the gay-bashing at my old church...)

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[info]chaos_seahorse
2005-06-04 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Dinosaurs never fail to please.

Gah, I always feel tempted to jump into evolution fap-fests. Evolution doesn't explain why life came to exist in its current form. It doesn't touch that with a 39 1/2 foot pole. Religion and science don't have to be mutually exclusive.

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