Current mood:	OMGWTF
Current music:	Thomas Newman - Drive Away (End Title)

What?! There wasn't a stork?!

Over in the bad_sex community on LJ, there's been a rash of posts about walking in on parents having sex. Most of them are f-locked. But there's one that isn't.

Angelsholdher posts a bit of a conversation between her and her parents about them having sex, ending her post with:

"Actually, I'm cool with the fact that parents have sex, but they aren't supposed to tell their impressionable, barely legal spawn about it."

Most of the comments are neutral, "Poor you, I don't talk to my parents about sex" comments.

One guy is sick of all the non-bad_sex posts lately.

"Wow...another parent sex post....that's original...OMFGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!1 MY PARENTS HAD TEH SEKS THE OTHER NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one I DIDNT GET HERE BY MAGIC!!!!!1! ALL PEOPLE HAVE SEKS?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 EWWWW WTF? ^_^"

Angelsholdher questions his reading comprehension skills. I mean, it's not like her posting this in bad_sex would call into question whether or not she actually didn't mind it...

Instantwhorekit comes to the (possibly sarcastic; my online-sarcasm detector is out of whack) conclusion that he really did freak out that much; it wasn't just mocking all of the parent_sex posts.

Insert a semi-polite "STFU" and a "Parent sex is not bad sex and I be annoyed!" from him.

Insert an "I be annoyed wit YOU" from Instantwhorekit.

And there it ends...

Except there's a bit in the OP's LJ about the incident and how angry she is. Alas, it is flocked, apparently. Am I still allowed to C&P that bit, anyone?

I'm a bit confused as to why anything about parent_sex or anyone_else_sex would be posted in a bad_sex community, unless it's a story about two other people have righteously awful sex. But maybe that's just me...

ETA: Broken link fixed. Oops. :-(

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	linwe_ar_feinie 2005-06-08 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	It doesn't sound as if Angelsholdher's parents were giving her all the lurid details, or doing it in front of her. Her father just made a joke about her mother mishearing "good socks". What is her problem? (Reply to this)(Thread)

somnambulicious
2005-06-08 09:59 pm UTC (link)

*shakes head* Good question. I'm picturing this scene:

Angelholdher's Dad: Your mother and I are your biological parents.
Angelholdher: NYOOOOOOOOO~! TMI! TMI! I did NOT need that mental picture!

Now, my mother-in-law...THERE is a woman who defines TMI. I didn't need to know about the nipple tassels. Honestly, I could have gone my entire life without hearing that story, and my life would still be complete.

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	kasra 2005-06-08 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like the time my mother decided to tell me about the new cockring dad bought. Some things just don't need to be shared, yanno. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_wanlorn 2005-06-08 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	You two make me so glad the most I know about my parents' sex life is that Da was Mum's "first and only". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-06-09 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Ha! My parents were the reverse. Mom wasn't Dad's "first and only"; hell, she wasn't his only wife at the time they got married. Uh-oh! D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	the_wanlorn 2005-06-09 04:03 am UTC (link)
	=-O Family drama!! makes obnoxious comments about Mormons, Utah, and various other things :-P (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2005-06-09 04:51 am UTC (link)
	XD Not even close, though I suspect that Pennsylvanian hillbillies are a mutant offspring of Utah Mormons. ~~and hey, at least I know I'm legitimate since I'm the youngest. My oldest sibling? Not so much >D~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_wanlorn 2005-06-08 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	Nipple... tassels... Oh gods, there are just some things that you don't tell your children(-in-laws). (Reply to this)(Parent)

	linwe_ar_feinie 2005-06-09 11:14 am UTC (link)
	I'd have laughed if my dad had made the 'good socks' joke, but I just don't want to know if my mother in law has nipple tassels! Actually, it's so unlikely that I'm laughing at the mental picture. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	moonpigeon 2005-06-09 01:43 am UTC (link)
	I wish my parents had sex. Even just once in awhile, for old time's sakes. (Reply to this)

	greenling 2005-06-09 02:56 am UTC (link)
	"Impressionable, barely legal"? Is the age of consent where she is ten, or something? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	the_wanlorn 2005-06-09 04:04 am UTC (link)
	C'mon, now. Some people stay impressionable for a very long time. ;-) (Reply to this)(Parent)

jat_sapphire
2005-06-09 04:15 am UTC (link)

Is it just me or did something happen to bad_sex besides the "OMG parents have, liek, seks!" posts?

The first time I saw it on FW, I went to look, thought several of the posters were entertaininly snarky and clever and some of the OP stories funny and horrifying--so I went back a couple of times. But lately it's been all "bad sex is me not being totally satisfied the second I asked my partner--OMG such a stupid slut/such a tiny-dick guy!" They're all sixteen and discovering their little wangs and slits for the very first time.

**sigh**

**is bored with the whole comm**

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the_wanlorn
2005-06-09 04:29 am UTC (link)

I've noticed that happening in just the past few weeks. I used to skim it during the end of the school year, and there were some damn amusing posts.

Aaaaaaaand now it's all whiny younglings complaining about parent sex and what you said, which I can't figure out how to sum up with "$_descriptor sex".

And I just called people who are near to my own age younglings. OH NOES, I HAV TEH SUPERIORITEE COMPLECKS!!1!!!slartibartfast!!!!

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	jat_sapphire 2005-06-09 01:42 pm UTC (link)
	which I can't figure out how to sum up with "$_descriptor sex". whiny_sex, maybe? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sewingmyfish 2005-06-09 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	If she's young and "impressionable" maybe she should stay the heck out of Bad_sex. Otherwise her psyche is gonna wind up like an overripe tomato in a hail storm. (Reply to this)