Current mood:	OMGWTF
Current music:	Thomas Newman - Drive Away (End Title)

What?! There wasn't a stork?!
 
Over in the bad_sex community on LJ, there's been a rash of posts about walking in on parents having sex. Most of them are f-locked. But there's one that isn't.


Angelsholdher posts a bit of a conversation between her and her parents about them having sex, ending her post with:

"Actually, I'm cool with the fact that parents have sex, but they aren't supposed to tell their impressionable, barely legal spawn about it."

Most of the comments are neutral, "Poor you, I don't talk to my parents about sex" comments.

One guy is sick of all the non-bad_sex posts lately.

"Wow...another parent sex post....that's original...OMFGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!1 MY PARENTS HAD TEH SEKS THE OTHER NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one I DIDNT GET HERE BY MAGIC!!!!!1! ALL PEOPLE HAVE SEKS?!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 EWWWW WTF? ^_^"

Angelsholdher questions his reading comprehension skills. I mean, it's not like her posting this in bad_sex would call into question whether or not she actually didn't mind it...

Instantwhorekit comes to the (possibly sarcastic; my online-sarcasm detector is out of whack) conclusion that he really did freak out that much; it wasn't just mocking all of the parent_sex posts.

Insert a semi-polite "STFU" and a "Parent sex is not bad sex and I be annoyed!" from him.

Insert an "I be annoyed wit YOU" from Instantwhorekit.

And there it ends...

Except there's a bit in the OP's LJ about the incident and how angry she is. Alas, it is flocked, apparently. Am I still allowed to C&P that bit, anyone?


I'm a bit confused as to why anything about parent_sex or anyone_else_sex would be posted in a bad_sex community, unless it's a story about two other people have righteously awful sex. But maybe that's just me...

ETA: Broken link fixed. Oops. :-(