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Blackjack Gabbiani ([info]blackjackrocket) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-06-15 18:41:00


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"He MUST be my boyfriend! Despite the fact that he's gay and I'm homophobic!"
So Ketsuban finds out about a gay teen forced to go to a 'reeducation camp' and posts about it on Serebii.

Those of you who remember that site know this was probably a bad idea.

Known homophobe Chibi_Absol posts this: *stares at the name and age*

Th-this sounds a lot like my Zach! O_O Please! If he has a picture of himself I must see it NOW! I have to! I have known some Zach with the same age (that he should be right now) for 8-9 years! I met him at Fun Spot when we were only 6(me) and 8(him). I have to know if this is him!!!


Ketsuban posts the picture of the kid from his blog, and Alfonso says Ketsuban, I hope you don't seriously think Chibi actually KNOWS this Zach. She's just looking for more attention by pretending it's 'Her Zach'. -_-

Chibi_Absol: I'm not lieing! I know a Zach that should be that very same age! Plus he lives close to me ( must I say that I live in I.L. )

Alfonso: Yes. Yes, I'm sure you're telling the truth. Just like how you were telling the truth about you being 'Psychic'. Or Psyocic, as you seemed to spell it.

Chibi_Absol: >_< OK now you're really getting me mad! I am a psichic!!! I was born with it dammit! My Great Grandmother had it and now I have it! And Zach is my boyfriend! If this is the Zach I was sepperated from because I had to move to some stupid town I wanna know! Now you know why I put you in my enemies list you jackass!

Ketsuban: Chibi Absol, now I know you're lying. The Zach whose blog this is is openly homosexual. You are female and homophobic. He cannot be your boyfriend.

Jynxie: Yes, you're "psichic"...Even though you STILL can't spell the word correctly, despite Alfy spelling it correctly for you. You don't just "have psychic", btw. And did you ever think that there is more than one "Zach" in the world? -_-

Alfonso: Chibi: ...lol, seriously. You're just making a fool out of yourself. You are NOT Psychic. You can't even SPELL the damned word. And ha, this Zack is your Boyfriend. What a joke... maybe you were the reason he turned gay, eh?

Chibi_Absol: Alfonso, be quiet! I am a psychic! Plus Zach wasn't gay when I first met him! I wouldn't be the one who turned him gay! We held hands when he taught me how to skate because I was so clumsy ( damn ankles.... )! THAT'S THE HONEST TO GOD TRUTH!!!!! *sobs*


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(Anonymous)
2005-06-16 03:03 am UTC (link)
Yay, blackjackrocket!

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-06-16 03:04 am UTC (link)
Um...hello. Do I know you?

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[info]eclair
2005-06-16 03:22 am UTC (link)
Don't get her mad, she's psicic! God knows what she can do to us all!
...Other than that, I'm seriously baffled by Chibi Absol. What is she on?

Plus Zach wasn't gay when I first met him! I wouldn't be the one who turned him gay! We held hands when he taught me how to skate because I was so clumsy ( damn ankles.... )! THAT'S THE HONEST TO GOD TRUTH!!!!!

No... words.

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[info]o_o
2005-06-16 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Actually, the ankles were just an excuse to share ***intimate*** contact with Zach.

Seriously, what a slut!

(Oh, and I know this all because she wrote it in a note she passed to me in Homeroom this morning! And don't tell her I said this, but she was wearing under-the-knee kneesocks!!)

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[info]xero_sky
2005-06-16 03:28 am UTC (link)
Now you know why I put you in my enemies list you jackass!

She has a list?

I wonder why.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-06-16 03:28 am UTC (link)
It's in her sig. I'm on it too, and so is Jynxie.

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[info]tiki
2005-06-16 10:05 am UTC (link)
Maybe she's Richard Nixon.

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[info]pradaloz
2005-06-16 08:41 pm UTC (link)
She's totally a little annoying troll, but I must admit, that line made me laugh and laugh and laugh some more. Primarily because I heard it shouted in a very high-pitched, shoujo-anime-heroine style voice.

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[info]mastervex
2005-06-16 03:49 am UTC (link)
1. chibi_absol sounds er, nuts. Really young, and nuts, though. Let's hope she grows out of it eventually?
2. Is that blog for real? (I get slightly skeptical about stuff like that on blogs, what with all the people who make up dramatic/controversial events and fake their own deaths and such.) If so...that's a really sick thing to do to somebody. Poor guy.
3. Why is anyone hoping for intelligent discussion on those forums?

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-06-16 03:50 am UTC (link)
Well, even if the blog itself isn't real, the 'camp' is.

And I'm not sure. I've seen rare intelligence there, but yeah, for the most part...

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[info]dandywolves
2005-06-16 05:14 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure the blog is real. the place where he was sent to really does exist, and from what I've read, the rules that he's posted are accurate.

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[info]xero_sky
2005-06-16 05:54 am UTC (link)
There was a big thread about it on the SA forums recently, here, with a lot of info about the camp, including pictures. No idea whether that makes it more likely that the kid is really getting sent there or not, but there are some interesting things, like the camp rules. Among other things, they're not allowed to talk for the first three days, and Bach is not considered Christian music.

Yeah.

Nice work sending your son there, mom and dad! I'm sure that won't mess with his self-esteem at all.

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[info]issendai
2005-06-16 04:41 am UTC (link)
Are we sure that Chibi_Absol isn't a creative troll? I smells the troll speshulness, I do.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-06-16 04:51 am UTC (link)
If she is, she's a recurring one. Check out the topic about how old May is. She accused everyone of being perverts and threatened to slap us every time we mentioned May's chest.

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[info]iris
2005-06-16 05:03 am UTC (link)
...what the shit.

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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-06-16 05:11 am UTC (link)
:-( The internet has turned me into a cynical old bastard. A friend linked me to the blog the other day and my first thought was "Great. A new spin on fake deaths?" I still hesitate to actually believe that this kid is in this camp cuz it smells faintly of an attempt at drama/attention-whoring.

Aaaaaand I'm going to feel like I total ass when it makes the news and I'm proved to be a heartless bitch. ;-)

Regardless, the fact that such a camp exists make me sick. Woe for humanity. :-(

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-06-16 05:42 am UTC (link)
...Woah. Chibi_Absol needs to calm down and take a walk or something.

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[info]feloniousfeline
2005-06-16 06:11 am UTC (link)
Plus he lives close to me ( must I say that I live in I.L. )

No. Please don't say that. Our state has a bad enough reputation what with the corn and the dead people voting and the silent "s". Please don't add "psichic" wanker to the list.

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[info]amxjm
2005-06-16 06:35 am UTC (link)
...

Words cannot express...

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[info]jess_d_ripper
2005-06-16 08:33 am UTC (link)
Not from Chibi Absol, but this post caught my eye:

"heh, I'm part-psychic but I dont go bragging about it. I got it from my Great Grandmother. It works only sometimes and Psychic doesnt work all the time for people. Except for really gifted ones like Sylvia Browne."

Yes, the gift of getting people to fork over fuckloads of money for stunning revelations like "I see a bearded man." Sorry, I just hate Sylvia Browne a lot. It's not only the con artistry, it's also the bitchface and scary nails. She looks like she might tear you up if you dared to tell her that you don't know a man named "Gary or maybe Greg, Gerald, Gervase...G..."

I wish I had inherited some awesome powers from my relatives. Instead, I got bad knees. Huzzah?

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[info]psychofangirl
2005-06-16 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh no. Not that "I'm against homosexuality for genetic reasons" bullshit again.

It's as dumb as the religious arguements.

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[info]smo
2005-06-16 04:21 pm UTC (link)
I wouldn't be the one who turned him gay!

No, that would be the tent peg.

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[info]snacky
2005-06-16 04:35 pm UTC (link)
Listen to me, n00b. If you want to have a nice peaceful time on these forums, you'll STFU. I've been here a damn sight longer than you have, and have dealt with many people and have been involved in many arguements.

ALFONSO IS THE MASTER OF THE POKEMON FORUMS! DO NOT ARGUE WITH HIM OR HE'LL MAKE YOUR TIME ON THESE BOARDS A LIVING HELL! HIS E-PENIS IS GINORMOUS! WORSHIP IT BEFORE IT DESTROYS YOU!

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(no subject) - ketsuban, 2005-06-17 10:33 pm UTC

[info]phosfate
2005-06-16 07:57 pm UTC (link)
If she's psychic, shouldn't she already know whether it's her guy?

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[info]lots42
2005-06-16 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Because no gay person ever held hands with a straight person...

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