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im_nucking_futs ([info]im_nucking_futs) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-06-16 14:41:00


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Bad Porn on the just_write community+ grudges
(I'm posting this for a friend without a journalfen account and this is the first wank I've ever posted)

The [info]just_write community is a community for writers to post their original fiction and get critiques from fellow members. This has worked out fine until [info]discipline posts an non-lj-cut, NSFW piece of porn. http://www.livejournal.com/community/just_write/187743.html

Other members complain about the lack of lj-cut, then a 15 year old member comments on that it should have been behind a lj-cut with warnings then gives the OP a critique of her work.

And, of course, the OP goes nuts and the wank begins to flow including some gems like this:

[info]potthead: ...using big cuss words isn't accomplishing anything. "Ya loser." Go find a thesaurus. ;) And the whole fucking my mom thing? Well, judging from the story you posted, I think you're the one who's more likely to go fuck her mother. Have fun with that.

[info]discipline: my mother is fat. why would i want that piece of ass? go fuck YOUR mother. i'm done talking about my fat mother.

[info]potthead: Okay... we're REALLY going to hafta work on the comebacks!! There honestly are ones that leave bigger scars that DON'T have 'fuck' laced across 'em. Leave the fucking for your stories. Or your mom.

It soon degenerates into a mess where the OP is posting responses like this: http://www.livejournal.com/community/just_write/187743.html?thread=290911#t294495

And yes, the OP is a 29 year old female.

Edit to add:

[info]discipline is officially off his/her rocker:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/just_write/189932.html


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[info]jat_sapphire
2005-06-16 08:01 pm UTC (link)
(sadly) Such a pretty Chagall icon. Such an idiot using it.

Where is the planet where it would make sense for me to say bad things about MY mother in order to insult a stranger?

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[info]hangingfire
2005-06-16 08:17 pm UTC (link)
Oh my lordy lord. Never mind the wank, the original posting is stunningly awful.

The evidence, your honours:

her nipples often reminded me of a opossum snout, so conical and alive.

I'm speechless, I tell you. Speechless.

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[info]telophase
2005-06-16 08:27 pm UTC (link)
I know what possums smell like. That ain't something I'd wanna refer to in my porn!fic, no way, nohow.

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-06-17 07:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]telophase, 2005-06-17 02:04 pm UTC

[info]goldberry
2005-06-16 09:36 pm UTC (link)
...It's a troll, yes? Please, for my sanity's sake, let it be a troll...

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[info]littlebitca
2005-06-16 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Often? Often?

Alive? Oh dear lord! They're sniffling!!!

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(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2005-06-16 10:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2005-06-17 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-06-17 11:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2005-06-17 01:23 pm UTC
No Words
[info]adora_spintriae
2005-06-17 02:30 am UTC (link)
...

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[info]marylake
2005-06-17 06:45 am UTC (link)
...I really, really, really want an icon of that now.

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(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-06-17 07:50 am UTC

[info]melloniel
2005-06-16 08:50 pm UTC (link)
The stupidity, it burns...

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[info]xero_sky
2005-06-16 09:31 pm UTC (link)
i'm not going to capitalize for you.
i am trying to invoke the spirit of e.e. cummings.


Is it bad to hope that his ghost actually shows up and breaks her fingers keyboard?

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[info]ruby_tuesday
2005-06-16 09:36 pm UTC (link)
I don't think e.e. cummings went around writing heinously bad porn and calling people "fuckwits," did he?

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[info]littlebitca
2005-06-16 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Is it bad that I want someone to show up and use [info]apoplexia's e.e. cummings icon?

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(no subject) - [info]jennandanica, 2005-06-16 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-06-16 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-06-17 04:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jaina, 2005-06-17 04:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nevadafighter, 2005-06-17 05:05 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadlettero, 2005-06-17 12:15 am UTC

[info]atalantapendrag
2005-06-16 09:37 pm UTC (link)
Ahhh, my eyes! That's some really bad porn, there. The 3-for-$5 shrinkwrapped "true stories!" porn mags my ex-husband was so enamored of were better written.

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(no subject) - [info]hangingfire, 2005-06-16 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-16 09:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-17 12:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-06-17 07:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-06-17 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-17 02:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-17 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-06-18 01:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atalantapendrag, 2005-06-18 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-06-18 05:31 am UTC

[info]snacky
2005-06-16 09:54 pm UTC (link)
I call fake flamewar. The OP hacked into the 15 year old's LJ? Oh please.

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2005-06-16 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-16 10:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-16 10:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deadlettero, 2005-06-17 12:18 am UTC

[info]cat_mcdougall
2005-06-16 10:22 pm UTC (link)
Ya know... I went to check out the OP's journal, just to see what it looked like... (Nope, didn't comment, my user name at LJ and JF are the same.) and then I saw this And being morbidly curious, I read the comments. And... just yeah...

The writing was bad....

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(no subject) - [info]melloniel, 2005-06-16 10:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cat_mcdougall, 2005-06-16 11:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2005-06-16 10:53 pm UTC

[info]deadlettero
2005-06-17 12:20 am UTC (link)
Outside of the OP's obvious crazy and for shit writing, it always drives me nuts when people put their work up for crit and then say, "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY." Then don't fucking post, you twit.

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[info]gal_montag
2005-06-17 01:21 am UTC (link)
That story was shit. Sometimes you gotta take your lumps, yo.

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(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2005-06-17 02:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-06-17 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]provetheworst, 2005-06-17 03:06 pm UTC

[info]ingrid
2005-06-17 01:29 am UTC (link)
Are [info]discipline and Paul Guyot one and the same???.

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(no subject) - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-06-17 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-06-17 11:36 pm UTC

[info]issendai
2005-06-17 01:59 am UTC (link)
Wow. Badly written porn involving borderline noncon and opossum snouts. I feel all funny in my pants as we speak.

Or, er, type.

Or read, in your case.

In any case. Opossum snouts. Oooh.

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(no subject) - [info]im_nucking_futs, 2005-06-17 02:21 am UTC
I accept this award with grace and humility... - [info]issendai, 2005-06-17 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-06-18 06:32 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-06-17 02:35 am UTC (link)
That comm is like all the bad stories at AFFnet and literotica rolled into one.

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[info]ladystarlight
2005-06-17 04:12 am UTC (link)
And this person claims to have an agent? Tied up in her closet perhaps?

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(no subject) - [info]littlebitca, 2005-06-17 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladystarlight, 2005-06-17 02:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-06-18 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-25 04:39 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-25 04:47 am UTC

[info]radiotrash
2005-06-17 04:19 am UTC (link)
The community is left totally unmoderated too. I peeked at the userinfo and the listed moderator seems to have deleted her journal.

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[info]sneer
2005-06-17 05:54 am UTC (link)
"my cock was sticking out like a summer sausage."

Oh yeah. Because when I think about hot sex, I think about Hickory Fucking Farms.

Worst porn I've ever read, btw.

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-06-17 07:48 am UTC (link)
Paws. OFF. The Chagall icon! *fumes*

Idiots should not be allowed to touch art.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-06-18 06:37 am UTC (link)
Combing through someone's userinfo for insults means you automatically lose the argument.
That should be a Jurisimprudence law...

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-18 07:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-06-18 08:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tangentialone, 2005-06-18 08:17 am UTC


 
   
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