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Super Tetris ([info]supertetris) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-06-20 01:04:00


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Current mood:Fan-Fucking-tastic
Current music:The fucking Smiths.

Mock the stupid....? Mock the stupid.
I love Mock_The Stupid.
Alright, so Discovery made a list of the twenty-five greatest Americans.
[info]shutupanddance is not impressed and says so.
At first all that surfaces is "WTF" and "Oprah sucks" until suddenly, from the shadows of the night, [info]jpop_idol_maomi declares "Rosa Parks shouldn't be on there either."
Oh burn.

Why?

Because she was lazy! *shock*
Because she STOLE the idea from someone else! *amaze*
Because everyone else is retarded! *duh*

As a bonus, Maomi has written a story for us about What Really Happened You Whores

Also, some political!Wank about Clinton can be found here. It was tl;dr but someone uses the word myopic towards the bottom, so it must be ful uh smart yall.

And last but not least, a battle of semantics and rage against democrazy OH NOE.


So, anyways, the most important thing here is that I claim the first Rosa Parks wank. Woo. Rock on.



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[info]esorlehcar
2005-06-20 06:42 am UTC (link)
There's something oh, so delightful about a 16-year-old white kid from Michigan taking it upon herself to lecture an entire community about how Rosa Parks is a lazy fraud who did no more for the civil rights movement that any person of any color in any culture who hasn't given up their seat when asked and then telling people who disagree with her that they can't understand because they weren't there.

Check the front page of her LJ for more fun. I won't link, as she's underage, but she shares a lovely article she wrote in which she uses the Flintstones to prove that men are physically and mentally superior to women. I really wish, given the date of the post, that it was a joke, but it's very clearly not.

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[info]smo
2005-06-20 06:48 am UTC (link)
they can't understand because they weren't there.

...

OW THE STUPID HAS BROKEN MY BRAIN. o_O

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(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2005-06-20 02:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-20 02:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2005-06-21 02:34 pm UTC

[info]goldberry
2005-06-20 07:27 am UTC (link)
Holy. Shit. That Flintstones article will forever haunt me, as, barring head trauma, I will never forget that someone actually believes that shite (and that when they put it in print, they mostly get praise for it,) *Headdesk*

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(no subject) - [info]supertetris, 2005-06-20 07:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]supertetris, 2005-06-20 07:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]goldberry, 2005-06-20 07:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-06-20 08:14 pm UTC

[info]ignatius
2005-06-20 07:54 am UTC (link)
Oh noez! Men are mentally superior, because they gave us daylight savings time!

And to be petty: It's "Charles Lindbergh," dearie. Not "Limburg." Why, it almost seems like you were doing that from ear, and not from a written source. But surely you would have done some research before maligning Amanda Earhart.

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(no subject) - [info]senor_pinata, 2005-06-20 05:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2005-06-20 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]azhidahaki, 2005-06-21 05:25 am UTC

[info]radiotrash
2005-06-20 08:01 am UTC (link)
I love how her example of great males has inventors and geniuses but the 'great' females has JESSICA SIMPSON. Oh and Marie Curie but she's not that great CAUSE SHE'S FRENCH.

And I'd rather be pulled out of a burning building then be left to die, kthnx.

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(no subject) - [info]somnambulicious, 2005-06-20 08:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]radiotrash, 2005-06-20 08:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ianthefira, 2005-06-20 11:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2005-06-20 07:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ianthefira, 2005-06-20 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-06-20 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-06-20 08:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-06-20 08:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-06-20 09:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-06-20 09:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-06-20 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2005-06-22 04:18 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-20 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2005-06-20 10:27 pm UTC

[info]indis_earfalas
2005-06-20 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Good lord. If I was the type of person that condoned violence, I'd suggest that someone go over there and slap that little girl silly.

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(no subject) - [info]ororo, 2005-06-20 08:28 pm UTC

[info]deadlettero
2005-06-20 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Ah, that article. The nonsensical points! The typos! The reference to "Charles Limburg"! *weeps* However, I guess she is driving home the point of women's inferior intellect by being such a dumbass. So... Yay?

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[info]bubosquared
2005-06-20 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Dialup prevented the article from loading beyond the part where she lists the men history has given us (Freud, Einstine, etc.) and then the women (Martha Stewart, Jessica Simpson, Amelia Earhart), and I closed it. Must not go off on frothing rant about selective examples and looking at things from a historical perspective aslkdjasd*gnaws on keyboard*

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[info]azhidahaki
2005-06-20 11:38 pm UTC (link)
I stopped reading it when she used Jessica Simpson and clever in the same sentence.

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[info]kijikun
2005-06-21 02:31 am UTC (link)
Elizabeth Cady Stanton would have kicked her ass.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-06-20 06:46 am UTC (link)
So who IS this mysterious woman that they claim orchestrated the whole thing? I've certainly never heard of her and it seems neither have most of the posters on there.

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[info]radiotrash
2005-06-20 07:51 am UTC (link)
She's OH SO IMPORTANT. She just can't remember the woman's name. BUT SHE'S REAL I SWEAR.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-06-20 07:56 am UTC (link)
*face palm*

< wank > Reagan? Seriously? WTF?! < / wank >

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[info]ignatius
2005-06-20 07:58 am UTC (link)
Oooookay... I can see someone arguing that Rosa Parks role in the Civil Rights movement isn't fully understood, or that she specifically stood up to them to make herself a sympathetic figure and have something to nail the boycotts on.

But... how do you get from there to outright hostility of "Fuck Rosa and her 'bravery.'"?? Especially since this girl doesn't seem to be against the Civil Rights Movement as a whole.

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[info]renata_hpjc
2005-06-20 08:05 pm UTC (link)
But... how do you get from there to outright hostility of "Fuck Rosa and her 'bravery.'"??

Via the express rail to Crazyville, next stop Holocaust-Denial City?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-21 09:07 pm UTC

[info]teratologist
2005-06-22 04:20 am UTC (link)
Clearly she's wandered down the dark and winding road of "Expressing hostility to a beloved historical figure = edgy = I AM TEH KEWLIEZ!"

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[info]xero_sky
2005-06-20 08:45 am UTC (link)
I never actually got around to reading the wank. I read the list of greatest Americans EVAR, found "George W. Bush", and my brain broke.

If all that cranial fluid leaves stains, I am SO billing the Discovery Channel for new carpet.

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[info]caoilainn
2005-06-21 11:59 pm UTC (link)
with you there. Once I read GW, I was done. Urgh.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-06-20 09:05 am UTC (link)
I'm not reading this wank because I don't want to know who the 25 "greatest Americans" are. It will only make me despair for my country.

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-06-20 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Ditto. I heard enough complaints about the original list that people picked from to piss me off for years.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-20 03:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-20 03:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-20 03:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-20 03:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-20 03:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-20 03:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mindset, 2005-06-20 05:56 pm UTC

[info]beccastareyes
2005-06-20 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh, heavens, I remember when we had to write about the 7 most important people in the 20th century for history (I think I ended up with about 12, since my instructor let me get away with scientific teams for two of them -- would have thrown in a third if writing it now). When the instructor announced the results, I was saddened muchly.

((Well, it was worse the next year, when my friend took the class -- then it was 7 most important in history, and she was one of the few people who didn't put down Jesus of Nazaranth as #1 for being the Son of God))

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(no subject) - [info]mael, 2005-06-21 01:08 am UTC

[info]princessdot
2005-06-20 09:10 am UTC (link)
OT, is your icon saying it IS your man or no longer? [ya no es]

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[info]eclair
2005-06-20 02:31 pm UTC (link)
"The internet is my man no more(longer?)!!"

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(no subject) - [info]supertetris, 2005-06-20 04:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2005-06-20 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]princessdot, 2005-06-20 09:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eclair, 2005-06-20 10:00 pm UTC

[info]lukita
2005-06-20 11:33 am UTC (link)
So... Bush having his name up there, do you think it came out of his publicity fund?

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[info]jat_sapphire
2005-06-20 06:27 pm UTC (link)
Really? I think the current president always hits the list. Then the recent prominant presidents, for those who loathe Mr. Current. It says a great deal about George the First that he didn't make it.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-20 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jat_sapphire, 2005-06-20 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-06-21 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-22 12:44 am UTC

 
   
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