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RedPanda ([info]redpanda) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-06-21 12:24:00
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Current mood:Amazed

Insane forensic polywank
I'm surprised this isn't here yet! Apologies if this is confusing, but I came in late and it keeps mutating as the wanker in question deletes his comments, rewrites his posts/user info, and revamps his story.

In short, [info]seeds_of_change is throwing a screaming flailing all-over-LJ "I'M GOING TO SUE YOUUUU" hissy-fit because somebody made fun of him. I've been told that it started when he posted an uncut off-topic (and quite TMI) BDSM want ad to [info]polyamory, and boy I want a screencap of that. Maybe someone could donate one? *puppy eyes*

Anyway, I can't do justice to the crazy; there's a good hub of links and details in the threads here. [info]subbes capped a hearty slice of now-baleeted fun here. If you flick back through the last screen or two of the dot_poly_snark comm, you can see the snarking smoking wreckage. And it's not over yet: in the most recent post, he backpedals wildly to say it was all a sociology experiment. Uh...huh. Is there a jurisimprudence law which covers that?

In closing: when in doubt, repeat the following over and over:

Quite frankly, this ENDS NOW!
This post/reply violates the livejournal TOS agreement.
I have reported you and your conduct to lj abuse staffers.


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[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-06-21 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Quick! Grab the law under your own name! Quick!

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[info]redpanda
2005-06-21 10:59 pm UTC (link)
*blink* I can do that? :D

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-06-22 09:15 am UTC (link)
*shrug* I haven't seen anyone saying that you can't ...

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[info]ktnb
2005-06-21 09:21 pm UTC (link)
You can see the massage he posted to [info]dot_poly_snark and [info]polyamory here. Someone should cap it quick before it disappears. :)

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[info]o_o
2005-06-22 12:04 am UTC (link)
Having a wife and a kid and, I assume, a job to pay the bills, is he sure he has time in his schedule to do all that?

We wouldn't want the slave to sue him for false advertising.

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[info]tangentialone
2005-06-22 02:41 am UTC (link)
Here!

Just in case. Not screencaps, just copy-and-pasteing of the source.

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[info]deoridhe
2005-06-21 10:17 pm UTC (link)
It never ceases to amaze me how many people say, "I've reported you!" in direct violation of the reporting rules...

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[info]iczer6
2005-06-21 10:20 pm UTC (link)
People like that should *not* have cool lightsaber battle icons.

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[info]redpanda
2005-06-21 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Steal it. I already have.

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[info]issendai
2005-06-21 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Pretty defensive for a guy who ha ha made it all up for a college project, isn't he? Maybe we should put him and Mr. "Bartending IN THE DARK" in a (DARK!) room together and let them trade notes.

(IN THE DARK!)

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[info]tangentialone
2005-06-22 02:48 am UTC (link)
That would be a leeeetle more believable if he hadn't created the journal sometime in 2003.

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[info]issendai
2005-06-22 03:11 am UTC (link)
And if his "nonexistent wife" weren't having major angst over in her Completely! Unrelated! Not-his-wife-OMG! journal. First lesson: Get your story together.

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[info]im_nucking_futs
2005-06-23 03:10 am UTC (link)
The "Bartending on the dark" line will never ever ever get old.

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[info]pepperlandgirl4
2005-06-21 11:15 pm UTC (link)
That's some fucked up shit right there. Also, I followed a link to his wife's LJ and...well...woo. Those people don't have issues, they have subscriptions.

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[info]hangingfire
2005-06-21 11:25 pm UTC (link)
Those people don't have issues, they have subscriptions.

That's a winner, there.

As for the subscriptions ... didja note that they've got a kid?

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-22 12:55 am UTC (link)
Three of them :-(

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[info]oxydosic
2005-06-21 11:24 pm UTC (link)
What the fucking fuck??

Please tell me that guy's a troll, because otherwise i think people should check under his porch to make sure there's no dead bodies there.

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[info]tyraarane_
2005-06-22 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Icon love!

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[info]oxydosic
2005-06-22 04:07 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. I made a whole bunch of Psychonauts icons when i finished the game. Love it!

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[info]danaoshee
2005-06-21 11:31 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for posting it here...
It means I didn't have to go to the work of putting a post together. This really did need sharing with more than just dot_poly_snark.

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-21 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Man, there aren't enough reference links in this wank!

It starts here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/kinky_personals/2496.html

He posted that same ad (without a cut!) in dozens of kink and poly communities. The one above was the ONLY one that allowed personal ads (and thus wasn't deleted). He got told off in Polyamory for posting a personal, then had a flipfit and posted this: http://www.shinraonline.com/palmer/polywank1.jpg

A few hours later, he posted this: http://www.shinraonline.com/palmer/polywank2.jpg

Both were posted with comments disabled, and subsequently deleted. Things went downhill from there. Apologizing to the mod (which she posted the IM log for, in dot_poly_snark, but flocked), and then an hour later spamming libellous posts about her across 20+ communities.

A couple of those are left up at http://www.livejournal.com/community/polyfi/ - the mod seems absent and the comm dead, but grab screencaps while you can!

Then we have the abuse_lj_abuse post, which was deleted but you have an archived link for.

Oh yeah, this guy has been amusing.

LJ user palmer_kun

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[info]redpanda
2005-06-22 01:12 am UTC (link)
Thank you! As said, I came in late to the party and I'm at work so I can't risk some of those links...but you'd better bet I will when I get home!

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[info]gorogoro
2005-06-22 02:10 am UTC (link)
Whew, that clears it up a lot for the lazy wank-watchers like me. Thanks!

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[info]marylake
2005-06-22 10:03 pm UTC (link)
"Attackitive" is so my new favourite word.

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[info]mastervex
2005-06-22 12:30 am UTC (link)
So much for the "sane" in "safe, sane, and consensual".

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-06-22 09:40 pm UTC (link)
But there's a 401K! Why aren't you signing up?

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[info]greypearl
2005-06-22 12:55 am UTC (link)
Once a fundy like Pat Robertson or Falwell makes a public reference against these* communities, they will cease to exist.

Exactly. Just like porn, homosexuality, and atheism have gone the way of the dinosaurs.

*referring to LJ poly communities.

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[info]issendai
2005-06-22 03:28 am UTC (link)
I just want to know how he plans to create a vast fundie outcry against the filth and degredation that is poly without revealing that the whole kerfuffle started because no one wanted to watch him dredge for a sex slave.

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[info]singe
2005-06-22 01:00 am UTC (link)
I would want the ideal person to ebmrace tha above also.


Abrasion
Age play
Anal sex
Anal plugs (small)
Anal plugs (large)
Anal plug (public, under clothes)
Arm & leg sleeves (armbinders)
Bathroom use control
Beating (soft)
Blindfolds
Being serviced (sexual)
Being bitten
Boot worship
Bondage (light)
Bondage (heavy)
Bondage (multi-day)
Bondage (public, under clothing)
Breast/chest bondage
Breast whipping
Cattle prod (electrical toy)

{Snip}

Shaving (body hair)
Shaving (genital hair)
Shaving (head hair)
Skinny-dipping
Sleep deprivation
Sleepsacks
Slutty clothing (private)
Slutty clothing (public)
Spandex clothing
Spanking
Speech restrictions (when, what)
Spreader bars
Standing in corner
Stocks
Straight jackets
Strap-on-dildos (sucking on)
Strap-on-dildos (penetrated by)
Strap-on-dildos (wearing)
Strapping (full body beating)
Suspension (upright)
Suspension (inverted)
Suspension (horizontal)
Teasing
TENS Unit (electrical toy)
Thumbcuffs (metal)
Tickling
Triple penetration
Uniforms
Including others
Vaginal dildo
Verbal humiliation
Vibrator on genitals
Violet Wand (electrical toy)
Voyeurism (watching others)
Voyeurism (your Dom w/others)
Video (watching others)
Video (recordings of you)
Water torture
Wearing symbolic jewelry
Whipping
Wooden paddles

If this sounds like your cup of tea or even interests you a little bit, you have many ways to get my ear.

A fish hook taped to a stick might snag that ear. I'm surprised it's not on the list. This thing would beat the Bold the Movies You've Seen meme all to hell, wouldn't it?

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-06-22 01:12 am UTC (link)
Ooooohkay. Seconding the plea that this guy is a troll cause really, that's waaay too TMI for life, let alone LJ. His wife, however...that's just hilarious. I bet she was the one who named their kid. XD

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[info]didodiva
2005-06-22 02:18 am UTC (link)
I simply MUST snark some of the things on that list!

Bathroom use control
"Yes I know you have to go sweetie, but there's other people in this house and sometimes we have to wait our turn. You can use it after Billy gets out."

Being serviced (sexual)
*gasp* This man really IS insane! Only someone not in their right mind would want something THAT crazy. Lock him up! *sarcasm meter explodes*

Breast whipping
The man's a bit portly, apparently.

Bondage (multi-day)
Read: I'm unemployed, have no life, and mom hid my Playstation away because I played it too much.

Sleep deprivation
Isn't that sort of the default when you've having sex all night?

Sleepsacks
Ooh, that sounds like fun! What's yours have on it? Mine is Dora the Explorer and I've been DYING to use it!

Slutty clothing (private)
Slutty clothing (public)
Spandex clothing
Calling Paris Hilton!

Standing in corner
Now don't you move from that spot until you've written on the blackboard fifty times, I Will Learn What TMI Means.

Teasing
You look like a whale, you might as well beach yourself you fatso!

Tickling
Somehow something this cutsey really brings down the dark, twisted tone he was going for.

Triple penetration
Yay, Billy-Bob with his three penises has finally found someone who wants him!
Uniforms
You know, when I said this I meant that I wanted you to wear a French maid uniform. I don't want to wear a Wal-Mart smock with a The Incredibles, Now On Video! button.

Including others
Aww, come on Granny. You're only 85, you're not too old!

Verbal humiliation
Because once the teasing got too the point of calling one another poo-poo head, it began to feel a little silly.

Wearing symbolic jewelry
"See this ring? It means I'm saving myself for marriage."
"Aww, damn!"





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[info]issendai
2005-06-22 03:26 am UTC (link)
Anal sex
Being serviced (sexual)
Dildoes
Food play (cucumbers, sorbet...)
Genital sex
Hand jobs (giving)
Hand jobs (receiving)
Head (give fellatio/cunnilingus)
Head (recv fellatio/cunnilingus)
Ice cubes
Lingerie (wearing)
Massage (giving)
Massage (receiving)
Outdoor sex
Pussy worship
Skinny-dipping
Vaginal dildo
Vibrator on genitals

CAN YOU TAKE THE KINK?

CAN YOU?

CAN YOU?

Of course you can't.

Wimp.


Name change (for scene)

"I can call you Betty,
And Betty, when you call me,
You can callll meeee Allllll..."


Housework (doing)
Chores (domestic service)

While having sex? Does this mean the slave has to be on the Sponge?


Forced heterosexuality
Forced smoking

...Am I missing something?

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[info]marylake
2005-06-22 10:08 pm UTC (link)
"I can call you Betty,
And Betty, when you call me,
You can callll meeee Allllll..."

You win the internets.

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[info]issendai
2005-06-22 04:03 am UTC (link)
Also:

Wearing symbolic jewelry
"See this ring? It means I'm saving myself for marriage."
"Aww, damn!"

Peach juice + monitor = OTP

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[info]munchkinott
2005-06-22 03:02 am UTC (link)
Government-subsidised youth employment and training schemes have come a LONG way...

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[info]erototoxin
2005-06-22 03:32 am UTC (link)
Oooh, so THAT's what this was about!!!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/dot_poly_snark/203370.html#cutid1

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[info]hangingfire
2005-06-22 04:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh ye gods and little fishes. hitchhiker wins the internets.

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[info]msmanna
2005-06-22 10:20 am UTC (link)
A psychology paper?

Feh. That's the lamest piece of 'and it was all a dream!' weaselling I've seen since Bobby stepped out of the shower.

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[info]mathilde
2005-06-22 03:15 pm UTC (link)
Hahaahahahahaha! He claims it was DARPA research?
Bwahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!
Oh gods, I think I've sprained something.

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[info]issendai
2005-06-27 10:33 pm UTC (link)
After threatening people left, right, and central with Internet lawyers, Internet police, and Internet journalists, he started a website--livejournalabusers.com--to document the terrible! crimes! that had been committed against him and at least 20 figments of his imagination. It's been taken down now, though, along with at least one other site he owns. The sooper sekrit domain-owner identification that gives away everything but his SSN and underwear size, though? Still up.

Ah, the crazy, it is sweet.

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