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Who knew Armageddon could be so barbecue-tasty ([info]mistressrenet) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-06-28 15:14:00
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Current mood:Candy-Coated

How much do I love wank_report? Lots.
A prostitute makes a long entry on [info]customers_suck about money that may or may not be a tip and how much she hates Indians*. (I'm sure this is just my prejudices or something showing, but 'omg they always want to kiss!' seems like such a strange complaint from someone who sucks cock for a living.)

Anyway, [info]hobo_dick who amusingly claims to be a transient named Richard, complains, but not the way you'd expect.

Includes but not limited to: Terri Shiavo photomanips, people not knowing that India and Pakistan are two different countries, and much, much more!

* Indians from India, rather than Native Americans.


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[info]phosfate
2005-06-28 08:43 pm UTC (link)
* Indians from India, rather than Native Americans.

Completely off the subject, does anybody else ever flash on that episode of Get Smart! when...oh, never mind.

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[info]senor_pinata
2005-06-28 10:20 pm UTC (link)
I love Get Smart. They need to release it on DVD already.

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(no subject) - [info]jedilora, 2005-06-29 02:39 pm UTC

[info]prettypinkkitty
2005-06-28 08:52 pm UTC (link)
(I'm sure this is just my prejudices or something showing, but 'omg they always want to kiss!' seems like such a strange complaint from someone who sucks cock for a living.)

That's obviously your prejudice showing. Clearly, you are biased against the copulation engineers, when you should be hating those 7-11 fucks. Hell, you don't even know if they're Muslim!

erm. Disclaimer: sarcasm. Also, desi. But not a hooker.

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-06-28 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Desi?

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(no subject) - [info]prettypinkkitty, 2005-06-28 10:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-29 02:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-07-02 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-07-02 05:03 am UTC

[info]apoplexia
2005-06-28 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Wait, this is like that joke about the horse walking into a bar, isn't it? A prostitute posts on customers suck...

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[info]moonjaguar
2005-06-28 11:17 pm UTC (link)
You win!

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[info]no_touching
2005-06-28 09:16 pm UTC (link)
Oh god, I was reading this with a 'yeah, right, whatever' kind of attitude until I got to This entry was extremely confusing to me until I realized that this was not, in fact, the entry under the "budget-rent-a-car" link. Then I cried tears of joy!

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-06-28 09:44 pm UTC (link)
That was beautiful.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-06-29 02:15 am UTC (link)
This makes my day.

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-28 09:18 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure this is just my prejudices or something showing, but 'omg they always want to kiss!' seems like such a strange complaint from someone who sucks cock for a living.

Granted, I'm getting this info from the movie Pretty Woman, but I've heard before that for those in the sex industry, kissing feels a little too personal to do while "on the job." Kind of the equivalent of being a secretary and your boss has asked you to darn his socks or do his laundry or something; it's no less wacky than any other task you've done for them, but it's a little too...personal somehow.

And also, yay, someone saw my wank_report post!

-- Queencallipygos on LJ

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-06-28 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. And there's a body fluids/disease issue too-- you won't catch a cold from sucking dick, especially with a condom on. I do understand it on some level, but the outrage!! seems...a little misplaced. XD

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(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-29 07:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-29 07:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-06-29 10:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninja_stripper, 2005-06-30 05:00 am UTC

[info]marlo
2005-06-28 09:49 pm UTC (link)
I like how nobody says anything at all about being racist, though she clearly is. Instead, people agree with her! WTF.

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-06-29 02:35 am UTC (link)
That just boggled me.

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[info]mydemand
2005-06-30 03:15 pm UTC (link)
[info]roboticminotaur calls her out on it.

The OP herself says the post is racist, but apparently it does not make it "wrong".

AND PEOPLE ARE AGREEING WITH HER.

WTF indeed.

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(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-06-30 04:27 pm UTC

[info]crickets
2005-06-28 10:47 pm UTC (link)
I just find the concept of someone who gives blowjobs for a living posting to [info]customers_suck hilarious. Apparently I am still about twelve years old.

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(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2005-06-29 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]leto, 2005-06-29 01:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2005-06-29 01:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]isntitironic, 2005-06-29 04:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-07-03 07:28 pm UTC

[info]eclair
2005-06-29 01:30 am UTC (link)
...Spanish people kiss each other. Twice. Will they be next?!

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-06-29 09:17 am UTC

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Re: I win! - [info]eclair, 2005-06-30 04:21 am UTC
Re: I win! - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-07-03 07:29 pm UTC
Re: I win! - [info]eclair, 2005-07-03 07:54 pm UTC

[info]xturtle
2005-06-29 03:28 am UTC (link)
The funniest part for me was the commenter who couldn't figure out what unsafe sex was. The mentality that oral, anal, and vaginal sex are all "normal" and therefore "safe" (as opposed to SMBD) inspired massive, headdesking laughter. And fear for the commenter's health.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-29 12:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2005-06-29 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-29 06:08 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2005-06-29 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-29 06:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2005-06-29 06:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-29 07:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cairea, 2005-06-29 08:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-30 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-07-03 07:31 pm UTC

[info]visp
2005-06-29 07:59 am UTC (link)
Well, it's one thing to be racist, but to dislike the cultures or customs of a certain group of people is sometimes inevitable.

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(no subject) - [info]funwithrage, 2005-07-01 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-07-02 01:48 am UTC

[info]mydemand
2005-06-29 09:52 am UTC (link)
*HEADDESK HEADDESK HEADDESK*

Where's the "Pakistan and India are two different countries" bit?

GAH. Stupid stupid stupid.

(Sorry, the utter racism of the post plus the fact that only ONE OTHER PERSON has called her out on it, is making me incoherant.)

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-29 12:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]renata_hpjc, 2005-06-29 01:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-29 02:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-06-30 03:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]renata_hpjc, 2005-06-30 08:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-06-30 03:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-30 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-07-02 01:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-07-02 12:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-07-02 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-07-02 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-07-02 08:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-07-02 08:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-07-03 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-07-03 07:52 pm UTC

[info]smo
2005-06-29 12:31 pm UTC (link)
I know there's a limerick for this situation, but I'm blanking on the first line. Dammit.

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(no subject) - [info]sewingmyfish, 2005-06-29 10:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wolfgangmozart, 2005-06-30 01:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2005-06-30 04:18 am UTC

[info]dreamtoday
2005-06-29 02:18 pm UTC (link)
and here i thought it was the white people that were smelly, what with the not bathing and overall bad hygiene and all. STINKY!!!

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(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-06-29 09:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamtoday, 2005-06-29 11:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2005-06-30 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dreamtoday, 2005-06-30 08:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]platedlizard, 2005-07-06 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tiki, 2005-06-30 09:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fandom_bitch, 2005-07-03 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2005-07-01 02:32 am UTC

[info]oxydosic
2005-06-29 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Ah, i think this is the one that works in a brothel in Australia. I remember a post by her a few months ago (very explicit) about her session with an Asian guy. She wasn't any more flattering towards that ethnic group either.

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(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-06-30 03:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]oxydosic, 2005-06-30 03:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mydemand, 2005-06-30 11:01 pm UTC

[info]eilan
2005-06-29 05:05 pm UTC (link)
Ah, hobo_dick, the guy who also wanted to pick a fight in _scientists_ yesterday.

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[info]mariagoner
2005-07-01 09:55 pm UTC (link)
...What a FUCKING BITCH. I'm serious, I actually am Indian (or, er, close to it-- I'm from Bangladesh, actually) and this entry has pissed me off like nothing else. Fucking hell, bitch, you are a PROSTITUTE. You get payed to fuck horny, desperate men for a living. And suddenly, you AN ENTIRE RACE OF PEOPLE based on your shitty experiences with a bunch of clients. Hey, dim-wad, guess what-- maybe the Indian men who were with you were FUCKING A PROSTITUTE because they WERE disgusting and inept! That doesn't mean a WHOLE RACE OF PEOPLE are the same!

Bitch bitch bitch bitch I hope you die with your fucking lips wrapped around a diseased cock bitch bitch bitch bitch BITCH.

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[info]fandom_bitch
2005-07-03 08:00 pm UTC (link)
(I'm sure this is just my prejudices or something showing, but 'omg they always want to kiss!' seems like such a strange complaint from someone who sucks cock for a living.)

Yeah, that kinda made me go "wha?" too, although I understand there's a sort of twisted reason for this.

And her question about if she went on like this about the Irish, would people call her a racist? I was screaming "I would! I would!"

And I guess it's not only me who bust a gut laughing when I realised a prostitute was posting to "customers_suck".

AND I also have to agree with a few posters who called her on the fact that if she wanted to keep the $10 extra dollars a client gave her assuming it was a tip, she shouldn't have offered it back to him. That was a rather stupid thing to do.

And doesn't make her honest for offering it back if she bitched about how cheap the guy was afterwards. What the hell did she expect?

Good to know that there's idiots in ever profession, even the world's oldest.

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