Oh, my!
You are a twit. You are a reprehensible, irresponsible, criminally stupid and bigoted twit.

So sayeth one of the players in this bit of wank over at the customers_suck LJ community!

Seems vinnieroyale recently quit his job at a gas station. All well and good, yes? Not so! Allow me to quote:

I had a pretty good idea that I was going to quit so for the last two weeks my friends and I have been robbing the store blind. I work(ed) third shifts, which was 10 p.m. - 6 a.m. Our store wasn't very big, but we managed to steal nearly $2,000 worth of merchandise in the last two weeks of my tenure as gas station whore.

And then he posts a list of all the things he and his friends stole.

The comments go through the roof! There's talk of karma, the original poster calling something "gay" inappropriately, and a whole barrel of fun to to be had. The quote at the top is one of my personal favorites.