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Die Potterdämmerung Gibich ([info]smo) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-07-05 23:24:00
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'Scuse me while I whip this out: TransWank!
[info]fire_trucks posts a picture of a prosthetic penis on [info]wtf_inc (warning: NSFW) with the following commentary:


Are you a woman who has always wanted to have a penis but have never had the courage to undergo the massive reconstruction on your genitals? Look no further than this site. From the page:

Whether you're new to packing with a prosthetic soft pack penis or been doing it for years, you know how or you'll soon find out how risky it is to wear your packer loose in your underwear - Well, here's the solution, and an effective one at that! Proven to keep your packer safe, secure and you feeling comfortable not to mention giving you an impressive package!


I've said it before, I'll say it again: the web makes you see craaaaaaazy things.

[info]eljuno responds:

Um, I think it's pretty obvious this was intended for drag kings or FTM transsexuals, especially because it's from the Transitional Male, so...

The OP replies:

And FTM is still a woman.

Sez [info]eljuno:

And you're a transphobic asshat.

Have a nice day.

And they're off!

Highlights include: gratuitous Picasso references, bad spelling, punctuation, and misuse of the carriage return feature. Oh, and not getting it. Really not getting it.

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[info]greenling
2005-07-06 05:03 am UTC (link)
Is there... any way of responding to that sort of thing more intelligently than "come closer and say that so I can beat you senseless with the prosthetic you're yapping about"?

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[info]phosfate
2005-07-06 09:06 pm UTC (link)
If there is, I don't want to know about it.

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2005-07-07 04:54 am UTC (link)
So my wanting to beat the crap out of him is normal?
Cool!

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[info]smo
2005-07-07 05:33 am UTC (link)
Oh, absolutely. You should definitely trust your instincts on this one. *nodnods*

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2005-07-08 02:14 am UTC (link)
Good. Because I can't stand schmuck who try to tell people that they can't decide for themselves who, and what they are.

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[info]greenling
2005-07-07 08:31 am UTC (link)
Absolutely. That's part of why it's Gender Identity Disorder and not Gender Identity We're All Wonderful Happy People, after all.

Well, in my case. I dunno you. :3

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2005-07-08 02:11 am UTC (link)
Oh, I don't have the disorder. I just think you have the right to decide your own identity.
It is your life, after all.

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[info]greenling
2005-07-08 03:45 am UTC (link)
Hehe. Well, still normal, then, because, uhm... it is now. :>

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[info]somnambulicious
2005-07-06 05:08 am UTC (link)
...dude. [info]fire_trucks needs to cash in his attitude and buy a clue. Seriously. I mean, besides the whole "FTM is still a woman" thing, who the hell has never heard of strap-ons? I'm pretty sure even my mother knows what a strap-on is. Hardly "wtf" material.

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tourette
2005-07-06 11:43 pm UTC (link)
My mum watched the Tipping The Velvet TV adaptation. She's certainly heard of strap-ons now :)

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[info]smo
2005-07-07 12:44 am UTC (link)
Well, it's not exactly mysterious terminology, either. :) I mean, even a mom can narrow down exactly what one would need to "strap on" in a sexual situation.

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[info]bubosquared
2005-07-07 09:04 am UTC (link)
Oh, good, I wasn't the only one wondering about [info]fire_trucks's ignorance of strap-ons. Honestly, people, if you don't know what a strap-on is, you're not using the internet correctly!

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[info]amxjm
2005-07-06 05:57 am UTC (link)
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

...zuh? I know he explained where he got that from, but still, what the hell does Picasso have to do with anything here?

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-07-07 03:18 am UTC (link)
Also, I bet many of Picasso's ex-wives and girlfriends used that word. Loudly.

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[info]smo
2005-07-07 04:14 am UTC (link)
From what I've learned of Picasso's life, I'd be inclined to agree.

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[info]xero_sky
2005-07-06 06:47 am UTC (link)
its not right to ban someone or flame someone just because they
have a different opinion than yourself, even if it is something
you feel passionately about

It's not?

Drat. There go all my hobbies. *weepz*

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[info]redmark
2005-07-06 06:48 am UTC (link)
That penis really needs a little smiley face on the end.

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[info]mooncalf
2005-07-06 06:58 am UTC (link)
What the hell, I was in Painter anyway.

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[info]smo
2005-07-06 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Mommy.

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[info]smit
2005-07-06 06:55 am UTC (link)
Aw, look how wanky I got in there. *weeps with pride*

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[info]eljuno
2005-07-06 08:31 am UTC (link)
*Eyeroll*

I suppose those who are desperate for e-fame deserve what they get.

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[info]smo
2005-07-06 10:00 pm UTC (link)
I particularly like the Trans-cle Tom in there telling him what he did wasn't prejudiced or offensive in the least.

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[info]greenling
2005-07-07 03:41 am UTC (link)
He's not "threatening" to post this in ED as in Extended Discussion, is he? As in Gaia? Bzuh?

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[info]coyotegirl
2005-07-07 08:03 am UTC (link)
I'd hate to see that forum get going on this one. Oy.

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[info]greenling
2005-07-07 08:36 am UTC (link)
I'd like him to if that *is* what he means, but mostly so I have a good excuse to use him as a stress reliever post my feelings... which I probably shouldn't do. But eh.

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[info]eljuno
2005-07-07 10:11 am UTC (link)
Encyclopedia Dramatica, I presume.

Wiki for the LJdrama types.

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[info]ereshkigal
2005-07-06 10:09 am UTC (link)
From here:

The English language is clear-cut. That's why we got words like "clear-cut".

AHahahahahahahahahahaha. OMG, I can't stop laughing. I mean Jesus... *cracks ups* here we've got someone who purports to be a staunch believer/defender/wtfever of language... *rolls* and then they spout that off. *DIES LAUGHING*

My god, anybody with two brains cells to rub together who has studied language(s) even as a hobby know how much shit that statement is. Language itself and the words that are its building blocks are constantly evolving. So no, there is nothing 'clear-cut' about it.

Fucking hilarious!

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[info]necronomist
2005-07-10 11:54 pm UTC (link)
OK, beat this guy with a strap-on or with a heavy Intro to Linguistics book? Choices, choices.

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[info]aaron_agonistes
2005-07-06 10:22 pm UTC (link)
Ah, [info]fire_trucks... last time I saw you, you were begging the women on [info]religion_etc for their pictures and permission to worship them.
You're easily confused, aren't you? Poor, poor netmoop, surrounded by all those big words and difficult concepts. Now, if you go from Oakland to San Jose, you are no longer in Oakland, yes? Oakland *to* San Jose. Female *to* Male. I know, I know, all this logic makes your ickle head spin, but you can do it!

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[info]smo
2005-07-06 10:24 pm UTC (link)
280 South is one of the lovlier stretches of highway I've seen, too.

*hails from Berkeley, originally*

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Why do they call it Fish Ranch Road?
[info]aaron_agonistes
2005-07-06 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Of course, why you'd *want* to leave Oakland and peruse the lovely stretches of the 280 (or the 24/680, for the scenic route) just to get to San Jose, I don't know.

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Re: Why do they call it Fish Ranch Road?
[info]ourself
2005-07-07 12:00 am UTC (link)
OMG Fish Ranch LOVE.
I like the drive on the 1 towards Pacifica.

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Re: Why do they call it Fish Ranch Road?
[info]smo
2005-07-07 12:40 am UTC (link)
Route 1 is indeed quite scenic. Although if you're as prone to motion sickness as I am, the twists and turns leave a lot to be desired. XP

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Re: Why do they call it Fish Ranch Road?
[info]ourself
2005-07-07 02:01 am UTC (link)
The fog doesn't help, either.
*went to UC Berkeley, distributes East Bay love*

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Re: Why do they call it Fish Ranch Road?
[info]smo
2005-07-07 04:19 am UTC (link)
Actually, since the fog forces one to drive at a more leisurely pace, it can curb the impulses of those who would take each curve like Mario Andretti, thereby reducing me to green-facedness. x_X

My mom went to grad school at Cal, and I grew up there. Viva la People's Republic of Berserkeley!

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Re: Why do they call it Fish Ranch Road?
[info]smo
2005-07-07 12:41 am UTC (link)
P.S. They call it "Fish Ranch Road" because a family with the surname Fish had a ranch there back in the day.

Now as to why they call it San Pablo Damn Dam Road - well, that's anyone's guess.

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Re: Why do they call it Fish Ranch Road?
[info]ourself
2005-07-07 06:02 am UTC (link)
*friends you for helpfulness*
I'm a little disappointed. Because, how cool would a fish-run ranch be? They could wear hats and lasso stuff.

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[info]toasterkitten
2005-07-07 12:43 am UTC (link)
i hate it when people only know ONE OBSCURE FACT about a topic, like that Picasso thing. GAH
(sorry for the repost. i spelled things poorly)

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