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Carlanime (carlanime) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2005-07-06 21:41:00

to cut or not to cut, that is the question
In greatpoets, even the wank is slightly boring.

An uncut poem leads to requests to cut, and threats to cut.

Next up: Anne Sexton, uncut

Beowulf, uncut (with 36 comments, and accusations about fake journals)

More Beowulf, uncut (with 16 comments)

“I am not using fake journals”

A helpful, if mildly controlfreak-esque, suggestion

Fine ! I’ll use an lj-cut!

the mod (understandably) starts to lose it (and is rebuked in the comments).

(Post a new comment)

	keri 2005-07-06 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	You know, right around the Beowulf comment, I started forgetting that 'cut' means 'lj-cut' and started thinking of circumcision. And lo, it created highly amusing images of old poets and poems getting bits of skin lopped off their (possibly imaginary) dicks. Especially Beowulf, man. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	amxjm 2005-07-06 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	I was thinking of cutting in the goth sense of the term myself. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	the_wanlorn 2005-07-06 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Eh heh heh. Anne Sexton. Wrote a poem with a piece that dealt with unicorn sex. Eh heh heh heh heh. <3'd my freshman creative writing teacher. (Reply to this)

	napoleon 2005-07-06 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	When I saw your subject line, I swear, my first thought was "Circumcisionwank? Again?" (Reply to this)(Thread)

	amxjm 2005-07-06 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	"Again"? You mean there was a first Circumcisionwank somewhere? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	napoleon 2005-07-07 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh, yeah. Hang around here long enough, and you'll find a wank about anything. It was in the past two months or so, I think, so if you look over the subject lines in the archives, you should find it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	finally, an excuse to use my tl;dr icon! dandywolves 2005-07-06 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	aaaah, I was wondering if anyone was going to bother reporting this. I would have done it myself, but... it's mostly people saying OMG PLZ LJ-CUT THIS. like... over and over again. diet_snapple's post was pretty awesome, though. (Reply to this)

	toasterkitten 2005-07-07 12:38 am UTC (link)
	haha i thought that you meant ALL OF BEOWULF. phew. (Reply to this)

	apoplexia 2005-07-07 07:45 am UTC (link)
	I fucking love Prufrock, but it's a pretty uninspired choice. Now, "Hysteria," there's a motherfucking prose poem. With the word "breasts." (Reply to this)

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