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toasterkitten ([info]toasterkitten) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-07-25 10:27:00
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Petition Wank (thanks for the kick off, wank_report!)
Petition Spot is, perhaps, the most serious website on the internet. It deals with hard hitting topics such as homosexual representation in "good" charlotte (please tell me that they are trying to be ironic, with that a name like that), alternative methods of gathering energy, civil rights, and funding for municipal services. it also helps important people organize themselves with other people of like minds. At petition spot, things NEVER get rediculous.

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[info]papervolcano
2005-07-25 03:40 pm UTC (link)
there is no fuckin way he is gay im sorry but if he was a puff he wudnt have all them percings and tattoos i mean for fuck sake puff scream when they brake a nail so every 1 who thinks hes gay step back into reality all cos u dont like him or wat eva u dont av to say hes gay he dont say it about ne1 else so leave him the fuck alome u fuckin low lifes

After a few minutes of staring and of smashing my head against the desk (which is a neat trick when you're using a laptop sat on a couch), I think I can understand what this becca person is trying to say. But that's within the first ten signatures, and I'm afraid to go any further. The sheer corrosive stupid, it scares me.

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[info]toasterkitten
2005-07-25 04:00 pm UTC (link)
ha ha ha! i know exactly what you mean. i was totally cringing through the whole thing.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2005-07-25 06:15 pm UTC (link)
I might save this comment as an example of when there really IS a connection between bad spelling and batshit stupidity.

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orangutan
2005-07-25 06:58 pm UTC (link)
there is no fuckin way he is gay im sorry but if he was a puff he wudnt have all them percings and tattoos

There is not enough "Bitch, what?" in the whole world.

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[info]omnicrom
2005-07-27 11:00 pm UTC (link)
There isn't enough in the damn solar system, much less the entire galaxy. You'd need a couple parallel dimensions of "Bitch, what?" to cover
teh ST00PID in that single line. And I haven't even gotten to the other two yet.

Attention rabid wank-poodles! Do us a favor and make fucking sense PLEASE? Thank you.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-07-25 09:36 pm UTC (link)
...ye-es. Because gay men don't have tattoos, ever. Or extremely painful genital piercings. Ever.

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[info]xero_sky
2005-07-25 07:28 pm UTC (link)
Since when's Benji a homo?!?!And I won't let you retards saying shit about him! Ohh wait...only...after you shot me in the head! Stop sayin shit about him! Who's fucked up idea was it to make this petition?

I picture "Monica" spontaneously combusting in rage after she wrote this.

That reminds me, I need to add marshmallows to my grocery list.

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[info]selenis
2005-07-25 08:20 pm UTC (link)
That reminds me, I need to add marshmallows to my grocery list

...of the "stay-puft" brand, naturally.

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[info]mirabellawotr
2005-07-26 02:27 am UTC (link)
Hey. Is that the place with the Two Towers petition where someone suggested that it should be remade as an uplifting tribute to 9/11 entitled "Frodo, the Littlest Fireman"?

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[info]toasterkitten
2005-07-26 03:26 am UTC (link)
i dunno, but it sure as hell sounds like it.

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flightstothesea
2005-07-26 09:25 am UTC (link)
... as a joke, right? Right?

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[info]mirabellawotr
2005-07-26 11:06 am UTC (link)
Yeah. The original petition was a snarky response to some idiots who, apparently not joking, criticized Peter Jackson for naming the second LotR movie The Two Towers, claiming that he was trying to sell the movie by exploiting 9/11. The signature comments had me cracking up for literally hours.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-28 04:36 am UTC (link)
Oh, yeah, that one was a classic. The pure batshit craziness and ignorance was priceless. I think I've got it bookmarked somewhere just for Teh St00pid...

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-26 04:53 am UTC (link)
stop wasting ur pathetic lives dissing the greatest man known to the history of punk music!!

I doubt most of these kids even KNOW the history of punk music. *sigh*

~ mousie who wants a jf badly

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[info]papervolcano
2005-07-26 10:43 am UTC (link)
*weeps*

That'll be from one of the Good Charlotte things, yes?

When, in the name of motherfucking fuck did Good Charlotte have anything to do with punk?

You could power a stadium tour off Sid Vicious right now.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-27 01:19 am UTC (link)
*snort* A fun way to mess with these kids is to tell them that "bands" like GC and Simple Plan are basically this decade's version of the dancing boybands of the ninties. If these poor teenies had grown up at the time I did, they would've been squealing over JuJu and B-Rock, instead of .. well, whatever these guys' names are.

~ mousie known as anothertwoam on livejournal

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-28 04:37 am UTC (link)
Ain't that the truth.

"OMG I LOV3 GOD CHARLOTE AND SIMPLA PLAN AND I W3AR SAEFTY PINS AND BLAK AND IM SOO HARDCOR3!1!1!1 OMG WTF"

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[info]michmatch
2005-07-26 04:08 pm UTC (link)
I really don't want to look, do I?

M

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[info]michmatch
2005-07-26 04:19 pm UTC (link)
I love this one. I don't know what's better, the post itself or the comments completely missing the point.


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[info]toasterkitten
2005-07-26 09:09 pm UTC (link)
indeed, that one is the best.
'ZOMG i am 14 and eat several penises! i am cool!'
CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE, INDEED

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-27 01:26 am UTC (link)
i think all ppl form 10 and up shud be abull to have sex if thy whont u know? like im 14 and im still a vergin and i hate it but i live in canada so i cud if i whant and i cudent get in trbul but still

hy i am an 15 ear old child and i would say that i really want to fuck, i hate virginity, why can`t i legally fuck? all of you girls who share my opinion rise up and protest. haw is sex at 18 years better than sex at 15 or 13???. the idea is to consult the chids on this matters, it`s theyr`s problem and they choix, so all the parents out there whitch don`t share opinion go and fuck ya and obey the democrati...arent people supost to be free???????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yes, the freedom of chids...so CHANGE THE LAW and let me fuck ya assholes</a>

Yeahhh ... because people like you REALLY should be allowed to procreate.


~ mousie who has no home :(

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[info]amxjm
2005-07-26 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Suddenly, I'm thinking of a particular comic from 21deadmonkeys.com, but that site might be disappearing in about a week, so I'm trying to decide if it's worth looking for and posting that one...

Oh, what the hell.

http://www.21deadmonkeys.com/archive/justlikeyou.html

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