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Jen Littlebottom ([info]dwarfjen) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-07-29 14:32:00

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Ninja wank!
Now all we need is some pirate wank to go with.

It's all here.

Starring the Three Horsepeople of the Wankopolypse:
[info]fuckeu as 'Incoherence, Misuser of Punctuation'
hes litterally had actual ninja (as in ninjas, like ninjas, and not kungfu) trianing to go along with it. XD he loves sharp objects!

he was trianed by a ninja tho... they taught him all that ninja stuff dealing with energy, and sneakiness... its pretty neat his trainer was really serious. he said that his trainer became an actual ninja (i dont know what they call them) and has dragons burned into his arms from carrying something really hot.

i have seen what he can with a pair of knives... two very small knives... he could shred a man... the spining beauty!!! oh my god it truns me on!!! it makes me happy!!!!!

[info]koed as 'Pretension, Defender of the One True Japanese Way'
I will admit a certain form of admiration for his tenacity. Unfortunately it is plowed under by his inability to debate effectively and his habit of making personal insults and attacks rather than fighting with good logic and facts.

You ignorant, worthless, POSER!

I, unlike someone else, have NEVER claimed to be a ninja, kussa, shinobi, etc.
I have sparred and beaten many who have. Call it a personal problem, but I hate to see the martial arts defiled by wanna-be-ninja.


[info]gallowglas as 'Poorly Attempted Sarcasm'
I don't doubt that you know quite a bit about MODERN japanese. Before Mr. Hu would let me into his class for free I had to learn about the origins of modern japanese words and their meanings. I also had to learn how those meanings were changed over time through translation into the limited descriptor, english.

Sorry mr. know it all who thinks that its impossible to learn an art form and looks up ninja history on google, but ignorance is something that you are drowning in.

Thats real funny man. WOOOOOOo I had a good laugh on this post.


Also features Cluepons, bukkake jokes, and 12th circle purple lesbian ninja.



ETA: It just keeps going, yay!


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