some-people-shouldn't-be-parents wank
This is a little confusing, because there's clearly a lot of backstory I'm not privy to, involving bad blood between LJ users Glissade13 ("Sheryl") and drlaurac ("Laura"). Laura, it seems, is pregnant. Quu sends her good wishes on his/her own LJ (in the comments). Sheryl makes a vague yet obvious comment about "god's plan" and it all goes to shit from there.

Later, in her own LJ, Sheryl makes more vague yet obvious comments about wanting to start a fight, which, taken out of context, could mean anything. I sure as fuck didn't know what it meant, until Malfeas99 clears it up by forcing the issue and providing us all with some rather hilarious armchair psychology. Oh, and also a link to the original, offending comment. (Good thing, too-- saved me the trouble of looking for the start of this whole thing.)

Am I wrong in wishing all these people would get sterilized? If so, I don't want to be... well, you get the idea.

EDIT: I added the one key link to this that provides most of the wank. I R SMRT

EDIT THE SECOND: Glissade13 has made private her previous, confusing entry and replaced it with an even more vague and confusing post, which appears to be written in Chinglish.

Sorry about this folks-- I swear to God from now on I'll only post wanks that make sense.

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	tiki 2005-08-04 04:44 am UTC (link)
	As a side note, I'm reasonably certain the anonymous in Glissade13's comments is Laura herself. I hope so, because that doubles the humour. (Reply to this)

	pepperlandgirl4 2005-08-04 06:34 am UTC (link)
	None of that made sense to me. At all. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	iczer6 2005-08-04 08:51 am UTC (link)
	You to? I have no clue what's going on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tiki 2005-08-04 09:04 am UTC (link)
	Well, I DID say it was a little confusing. Perhaps I understated slightly. Sorry. :( I'd explain the whole thing better if I knew what was going on myself. Never the less, I think there's some funny bits in there. (Reply to this)(Parent)

nebbieq
2005-08-04 08:31 am UTC (link)

(my previous post was much better worded but here goes nothing)

Translation: Hi! I've got nothing.

There is no way that I feel I am more deserving than anyone else to have a child. I'd like to work on marraige first but that doesn't appear to be in my plans either. In fact happiness in general does not appear to be in my future but that isn't the point.

Weeeooo Weeeooo!

Although there are feelings in this picture that doesn't change what i actually said.

While the picture was indeed full of pathos, the future refused to change.

I don't believe some people get what they deserve good or bad

Or ugly.

and this leads me to wonder about god and life and such abstract things as I may never know.

If I ever take theology in college, I want to see if I can work bitterness and spite into an argument for atheism. Miss Gliss is truly an academic role model.

I'm having a perfectly crappy day and yes, that has let me to voice a response.

Remember kids, having a bad day is like a free season's pass to the land of "Bitch Bitch Bitch."

I have become more specific than I intended to because you asked out of "curiousity".

"I've wangsted all over the place and it's all your fault!"

I believe LJ is a public forum and I made a perfectly innocent response to someones post and now i'm getting blasted for it.

Translation: You've called me on by bullshit. ~Alternatively~ "You sunk my Battleship!"

Sure, if you want to you can read between the lines... but isn't this what reading between the lines was meant for?

I'd post an image with a Captain Obvious caption here, but chances are you guys have seen them all by now.

I said what I meant to say. As this thread continues I'm saying what I didn't mean to say.

Translation: Hi! I'm getting easily flustered, and it's all your fault!

Take it as you may.

Oh, we already are. Trust me.

Sure, there is a background behind my words

"Just ignore the man behind the curtain."

but does that make what i REALLY wrote any less true?

No, but it also doesn't make it any less retarded.

Am I not entitled to my thoughts and opinions of gods plan?

Remember, only she's allowed to have an opinion. She's special like that.

Sure i'd like my plan to look a little better but its not and its not what i'm complaining about.

She has a point. Maybe it would look nicer if she chose some different stationary to write it down on, something a bit more professional.

I'm complaining in general terms about life.

Translation: I am Glissade13. Hear me wangst.

I don't know what its about and probably most people don't either.

"So nyeh."

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	omnicrom 2005-08-05 01:23 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you for the translation, for which you win the thread. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sashenka 2005-08-04 09:27 am UTC (link)
	So many people who would make bad parents in one wank... oh, god... (Reply to this)

	kannaophelia 2005-08-04 10:35 am UTC (link)
	I think the passive-aggressiveness would make me depressed, but I keep getting fatally distracted by the cute Sakaki icon. (Reply to this)

	adora_spintriae 2005-08-04 10:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear. The stupid in this wank reeks more than afterbirth left out in the sun for a week. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	artimusdin 2005-08-04 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	... I don't know if I should be awed or scared that you apparently know what that smells like. o.o (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kookaburra 2005-08-04 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	NONE of those people should breed- there's a chance their children will grow up spelling like them. (Reply to this)

	notjo 2005-08-05 10:17 am UTC (link)
	If we're going to start posting only wanks that make sense, there's going to be a sudden drop in posts on the F_W communities. grin (Reply to this)(Thread)

	omnicrom 2005-08-05 01:22 pm UTC (link)
	By which you mean there won't be any. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	toasterkitten 2005-08-07 03:41 am UTC (link)
	EVERY PEOPLE MAKE STUPID MISTAKES EVERY ONE HAS AN UGLY PORTION ACTIVITIES ARE OPEN oh man. hilarious. (Reply to this)