Transsexuality! Multiple Personalities! NOVELTY SPECULUMS!


The relatively-popular game Kingdom of Loathing has a set of forums. In that set of forums is one called the Ring of Flame. As you can imagine, that's where flaming goes on. Sometimes it's vicious, it's often idiotic and juvenile, but it mostly keeps it out of the rest of the forum.

Meet crystalline. Or hellion0. There are a few other personalities floating around there as well. She/he claims to be a pre-op transsexual with multiple personality disorder, and doesn't let anyone forget that first part, ever.

Well, over in the Ring of Flame, TechSmurf does not approve! Ooh! Various people weigh in with snarky comments, off-topic flaming, and the general bitching and moaning that fills any RoF post. Novelty speculums receive a mention.

Then crystalline responds. To sum up: "The RoF is a cesspit, I am trying to educate the people, AND I WILL NOT BE SILENCED! I SHALL OVERCOME!"

Cynn, a RoF moderator, weighs in with something to put it into perspective. But crystalline doesn't care about taking her complaints to a forum geared more towards what she's going through because, despite running one and going to others, she isn't quite compatible with them due to her open nature.

TechSmurf comments again on the second page, and crystalline follows up with this little beauty, wherein she comes forth with this gem: "Victim? No, sir, I'm a martyr."

Even the people who are usually accepting and peaceful think she's being rather silly.

And from the look of it, it's the wank that doesn't end.