The Anus Is Self-Lubricating
Because somebody needs to share the joy pain with the JF world, god damnit.

In the LJ community Little Details, someone requests information on an unpleasant topic: rape and pedophilia. The answers are fairly sane and informative (child rape will fuck your character up!), until klavierbarrette adds her two self-contradictory cents:

The anus is self lubricating so sure it's possible to have anal sex without lube. But it will hurt. A lot. Especially for a little boy. He will probably have a lot of bleeding and some tearing, probably some bruising around that area. If the rapist is not careful he could even tear the boy enough for him to sustain enough injuries there for it to be very serious for the boy, he could slowly bleed out.

To furikku's well-reasoned response (Since when?!), klavierbarrette responds with: Is it not? Perhaps I have a special anus.

kerli:
Anal leakage is a serious issue.

You should go to a doctor.

Or maybe high school health class.

e_a_s:
If the rapist is not careful

I hear rapists are generally nice people, who actually care about the welfare of their victims, er friends.

Silvestris also makes claims of spontaneous anal lubrication.

The queers are still not ready to give up their lube...

pussinboots:
The anus is not self-lubricating at all. Not even a tiny bit.

"Special" highlight: pussinboots' alteration of Klavier's icon. (This of course raises the specter of COPYRIGHT.)

Small, but tasty soul-killing. Keep an eye out for the nose-sex thread.