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Maria the Lost ([info]mariagoner) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-08-17 01:13:00
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Illegal Wank for Our New World Order!
Between the clueless newbie who was confused why his request for a hitman/assasin was deleted, worries about the New World Order America has become under Bush and the paranoid mod who thinks everyone is out to get her,
wanks cannot get much more surreal than this.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2005-08-17 03:23 pm UTC (link)
*cackle!*

I love that, man. OMG SOCIALIST CANADA!

Wow, I must've missed the memo that said AAAAA MOTHERLAND.

I just love when people with first cousins for parents make stupid assumptions about Canadian health care.

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[info]goblin
2005-08-17 05:09 pm UTC (link)
Oops. I meant to send you the memo, but I was le tired.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2005-08-17 07:34 am UTC (link)
I think I remember boirozzlyn from some of the more amusing wanks in the feminist comm. Made my head hurt then, still does now.

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[info]somnambulicious
2005-08-17 08:28 am UTC (link)
Looks like she's doing her part to keep antipeta as wanky as possible, too. Here, for instance.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-08-17 09:12 am UTC (link)
Ah, now I know what's wrong with you -- you believe everything that you're told.

And she gets her info from where then? Clearly not from other people because that would require her to believe something that she's been told...

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-08-18 05:44 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure, but I think she's also shown up on Mock_the_Stupid and Customers_suck as well. She seems wankily familiar.

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[info]crickets
2005-08-17 07:39 am UTC (link)
Well, that took a left turn at Albuquerque and just kept on going. Mind-control flouride? I knew flouride is toxic, but--mind control? Bwahaha! One day, dentists shall rule the world!

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flightstothesea
2005-08-17 07:50 am UTC (link)
Seriously, a friend of mine has done all sorts of research on why fluoride is put in drinking water. He says it's a by-product of aluminum refining(? is that the word?), and that it serves no purpose and presumably putting it in the water just gets rid of it and makes money for The Big Corporations. Also, I have heard that putting fluoride in water, while not so much mind controlling, does make people more docile. I have no idea if any of this is true. I think maybe my buddy is just bitter about the fluoride stains on his teeth.

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[info]eilan
2005-08-17 01:25 pm UTC (link)
Flouride isn't toxic. Fluorine is. There's a difference :)

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(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2005-08-17 02:04 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]lush_rimbaud, 2005-08-17 06:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]marlo, 2005-08-17 10:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-08-20 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2005-08-17 03:22 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-08-17 06:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-08-17 07:59 pm UTC
Invoking the shade of William S. Burroughs
[info]hangingfire
2005-08-17 03:38 pm UTC (link)
...just because it's fun, really:
And when the Cincinnati Anti-Fluoride Society met to toast their victory in pure spring water, all their teeth dropped out on the spot.

"And I say unto you, brothers and sisters of the Anti-Fluoride movement, we have this day struck such a blow for purity as will never call a retreat.... Out, I say, with the filthy foreign fluorides! We will sweep this fair land sweet and clean as a young boy's tensed Hank.... I will now lead you in our theme song The Old Oaken Bucket."

A well head is lighted by fluorescent lights that play over it in hideous juke-box colors. The Anti-Fluorides file past the well singing as each dips up a drink from the oaken bucket....

"The old oaken bucket, the gold oaken bucket
The glublthulunnubbeth..."

A. J. had tampered with the water, inserting a South American vine that turns the gums to mush.

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Re: Invoking the shade of William S. Burroughs - [info]chaimonkey, 2005-08-17 07:13 pm UTC
Bah to this whole line of stupid
(Anonymous)
2005-08-17 06:37 pm UTC (link)
God, the John Birch Society has won this one, obviously.

Groundwater used for drinking in most of the Rocky Mountain region has higher concentrations of naturally occuring fluoride than is added to drinking water in other states.

The shenannigans about fluoride being a means to sedate the citizenry has its basis in the relationship of Fluorine and Boron in the periodic table: some borides are, indeed, sedating, but by this line of reasoning so is good old sodium chloride.

Frequentmouse

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[info]the_mouse
2005-08-18 10:58 pm UTC (link)
I thought they were joking...

Yours,
The Mouse

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-08-17 08:48 am UTC (link)
[info]boirozzlyn is from Ohio. My theory is validated: all the crazies are from here. Whoo! I'm doooomed!

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flightstothesea
2005-08-17 11:11 am UTC (link)
OH NOES.

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[info]fuzzytowers
2005-08-17 02:05 pm UTC (link)
I thought they were from Texas.

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(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2005-08-19 08:53 am UTC
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[info]senor_pinata
2005-08-17 03:08 pm UTC (link)
I knew there was a reason I wanted to move.

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[info]bubba_ray
2005-08-17 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Hello, your ideas sound very intriguing and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Well actually this is just more evidence to what I always suspected... someone is breeding all these crazies and kooks in Ohio.

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[info]eilan
2005-08-17 10:22 pm UTC (link)
You know that you can't scientifically validate a theory, right? :P

Let's just say this thesis has yet to be proven wrong.

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[info]dreamtoday
2005-08-17 01:58 pm UTC (link)
...obviously the people running the police state aren't doing their jobs well, if they haven't dragged biorozzlyn off yet.

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[info]shakeandbake
2005-08-17 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Whatever sedatives they're putting in boirozzlyn's water have clearly passed their expiration dates. Try again, guv'mint!

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[info]chaimonkey
2005-08-17 06:42 pm UTC (link)
She needs to haul her ass out to the equilibrium center. X3

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(no subject) - flightstothesea, 2005-08-18 11:30 am UTC

[info]judyhazeleyes
2005-08-17 06:44 pm UTC (link)
See, one of my best friends, who was born in Canada and still lives there (and who goes to the doctor as much as anybody else) says their health care is lovely.

WRONG! But thanks for playing.

(Free? To a degree, yes. Lovely? Nice freakin' try.)

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2005-08-17 07:04 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, sometimes it's ass, but it's hardly as bad as the horror stories fed to reactivists make it out to be.

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[info]papervolcano
2005-08-17 08:23 pm UTC (link)
Could any health care system be described as lovely?

Just thinking about it, but I think I've heard horror stories regarding every single healthcare system under the sun - both nationalised and private. I mean, I couldn't imagine surviving under the American system and having to worry about not being able to afford seeing a doctor, but then the NHS isn't exactly in good health either (and with my mum and stepdad working for the NHS, as an upper-management type and a GP, I hear far too much about it)

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