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A pipe? No! ([info]also_not_a_pipe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-08-19 04:24:00


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Short and sweet cut tag drama at vintage_meat
In an unfortunately deleted post, fuzzywarbles posts a grainy but hot (and worksafe) picture of Christopher Meloni, an actor best known for his roles on Oz and Law and Order: SVU. The problem with this is that she's hotlinking from http://barefoot.provocateuse.com/. Their way of smacking down hotlinkers is to switch the image for an enormous hot pink rectangle. People dogpile on the post with "holy god, cut plz!" comments. Other people get pissy that the first people don't want their retinas seared.

Prime wank we miss there: People fussing about how it ohmygod, like, takes up their whole friends pages and spills out onto their desks. People puppy-snarl at each other over whether or not hotlinking is teh bad. Someone clever snarks, "Wow, Christopher Meloni was fantastic in his role as gigantic pink monolith." Fuzzywarbles is nowhere to be found, nor is a mod.

Then fuzzywarbles shows up again and says Well, fucking fine! If no one appreciates her generosity, she's just going to take her prime cut of Chris and go home!

People say, "Dude, chill. Just host your own damn pictures and everything will be fine."

But she had no earthly idea what hotlinking is! And people complaining at her made trying to fix it too hard! And she has to go to work in the middle of the night! Oh noes!

Balamuthia apparently just doesn't like her attitude.

Some people try to be nice and go along with it being a mistake. After all, hotlinking isn't that big a deal, right? Wrong!

As a bonus side of non-wanky but still kind of amusing WTF? people start wondering who's steering this boat, anyway? As it turns out, the answer is, um, nobody. Which is not remotely hinted at by the fact that the community's main page background has been for at least a year, an Angelfire hotlinked image graphic.


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[info]melloniel
2005-08-19 09:42 am UTC (link)
After staring at that picture of Christopher for a few long moments, I could care less about the wank. Best hotass detective EVER.

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[info]gorogoro
2005-08-19 01:51 pm UTC (link)
Best hotass detective EVER.

AND best hot gay prisoner. I mean, how can any man hope to beat those two things combined?

(That's it, I need OZ icons now.)

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[info]smo
2005-08-19 02:13 pm UTC (link)
(Me too. Doesn't someone here have a Schillinger "Prag, please" icon?)

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[info]brick_me
2005-08-19 04:08 pm UTC (link)
Schillinger "Prag, please" icon

OMG I WANT.

(Also, icons from the song ep. Want badly.)

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[info]smo
2005-08-19 04:28 pm UTC (link)
(OMG, what a great idea! I want a Father Mukada one. *eg*)

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[info]atalantapendrag
2005-08-19 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that I must see!

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[info]smo
2005-08-19 09:17 pm UTC (link)
I also want one with a little hat (cocked to the side, of course) that says, "What Would Adebisi Do?"

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[info]atalantapendrag
2005-08-19 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Well, I am on an icon-making spree...

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[info]adinaj69
2005-08-19 10:23 am UTC (link)
Many of your links only point to the original, instead of the threads intended. No biggie on my end, since I read it; but yeah, just sayin'. :B

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[info]adinaj69
2005-08-19 10:28 am UTC (link)
Then again, with a background like that, I completely forgive any linking mistakes. Jeebus. You must be blind.

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2005-08-19 06:00 pm UTC (link)
In the spirit of the wank: OMG u r oppress0ring me! I couldn't be arsed to check my post. I had to go to work at the stroke of midnight go the hell to bed since it was going on five in the morning wander off and make myself a sammich!

Really though, it's fixed. Thanks for catching it.

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[info]adinaj69
2005-08-20 08:58 am UTC (link)
Mmm, sammiches.

(You know, I was so tired when I added that second comment, I'd forgotten about the origin when I checked my email this morning. I saw what I said, blinked, and thought, 'oh HELL. Why was I telling someone their background sucked?' -.- My kingdom for stronger coffee!)

No prob!

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[info]terra_katta
2005-08-19 10:41 am UTC (link)
. . . it's just that we can't possibly understand a person that posts and then (not only without checking) dissapears for a long while.

Er, ever heard of getting offline? That place exists, you know.

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[info]kijikun
2005-08-19 01:15 pm UTC (link)
It does? I thought that was only a fairtale to scare newbies!

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[info]mastervex
2005-08-19 02:16 pm UTC (link)
...You're lying.

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[info]terra_katta
2005-08-19 02:38 pm UTC (link)
I've been there! It exists! You have to believe me!

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[info]telophase
2005-08-19 03:01 pm UTC (link)
It's in the big blue room with the variable light control.

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[info]bubosquared
2005-08-19 03:25 pm UTC (link)
The one where the Evil Yellow Eye lives? I don't like it there, it hurtsss us, preciousss ...

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[info]telophase
2005-08-19 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Yes, that one. I've heard tell of it, but only in legend.

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[info]bubosquared
2005-08-19 03:46 pm UTC (link)
I have travelled there, and lo, it is indeed not all it is cracked up to be. The Evil Yellow Eye blinds the eyes and burns the skin, and as for this "Fresh Air" business, feh.

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[info]telophase
2005-08-19 03:57 pm UTC (link)
I shall heed your warning and shun such an evil monstrosity.

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[info]melloniel
2005-08-19 03:15 pm UTC (link)
Was it the red pill or the blue pill?

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[info]terra_katta
2005-08-20 08:31 am UTC (link)
Purple!

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-19 11:27 am UTC (link)
Mmmmmmm... There really should be more wanks involving pictures of Chris Meloni.

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[info]atalantapendrag
2005-08-19 05:53 pm UTC (link)
One way or another, pics of Chris Meloni will lead to wanking. *smirk*

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[info]melancthe
2005-08-19 01:40 pm UTC (link)
I almost couldn't read the rest of the wank because I was too distracted by the delectable hotness. Rarr.

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[info]jat_sapphire
2005-08-19 02:01 pm UTC (link)
It's a hell of a funny community (plus some good pics), so thanks for bringing it to our (or my, anyway) attention!

Here's my fave post so far:

James Puerfoy

Yeah, I do not remember how to spell it. But ever since I saw Vanity Fair, I have been in lust with him. He was born in 64, so he's sort of vintage. He's in the new HBO series "Rome" as Marc Antony. I will most certainly watch!


Okay! (He's my younger sister's age, in point of fact.)

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[info]smo
2005-08-19 02:23 pm UTC (link)
Since when did someone Chris Meloni's age qualify as "vintage?"

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dracothelizard
2005-08-19 03:48 pm UTC (link)
I think it's more an 'everyone over 40' thing, which suits me fine.

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[info]smo
2005-08-19 04:29 pm UTC (link)
o_O Chris Meloni is over 40?

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-19 04:40 pm UTC (link)
He turned 44 in April, actually.

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[info]smo
2005-08-19 09:20 pm UTC (link)
That sound you just heard was my mind boggling.

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dracothelizard
2005-08-19 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Well, I don't know, but it seems to be the general rule over at vintage meat I think.

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[info]pet
2005-08-19 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Wow. That fuzzywarbles person is a seriously snitty little bitch, isn't she? Fun wank, good post, thank you!

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[info]purplehat
2005-08-19 04:25 pm UTC (link)
So tell me, what are the changes that this fuzzymarbles girl is hotlinking all the images in her userinfo?

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dracothelizard
2005-08-19 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Considering she can't get the HTML Heart thingies to work either, I'd say pretty steep.

And she's quoting the description of some woman from Simone de Beauvoir. That's pretty damn pretentious right there.

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[info]toasterkitten
2005-08-19 05:17 pm UTC (link)
i love seeing dead communities full of "this image was hot linked" things!a good laugh, indeed

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-19 05:28 pm UTC (link)
There's a community just for drooling over hot older men? *joins*

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[info]darkrose
2005-08-19 07:21 pm UTC (link)
So over 40 = vintage now? Good to know.

M!Jason: Bitch, please!

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[info]sashenka
2005-08-19 08:33 pm UTC (link)
So... um... did they think that backround was... ON PURPOSE or something? Because that WOULD be funny. Now I'm tempted to do that for a web layout. Call it v.angelfirebandwiththeftisclever 1.0 or something stupid like that. Put up pictures of ugly cats and old ladies with one piece of really eplicit gay porn hiding in there... alas I'm too lazy.


"Wow, Christopher Meloni was fantastic in his role as gigantic pink monolith."

I love that person. I want their babies.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-08-20 02:31 am UTC (link)
Bahhhhleeted.

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[info]jedilora
2005-08-20 03:27 am UTC (link)
MmmStabler.

Now all I need is a similar Richard Belzer pic, and my pervySVU meter will be full for the day!

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[info]rubber_baby
2005-08-20 10:22 am UTC (link)
Damn. I'd wank over Meloni anytime, anywhere. Even as a giant, pink, hotlinked monolith.

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