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Claire (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} rogue) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank,@ 2005-08-23 20:42:00 |
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Because Bill O'Reilly scares the kids
Recently, someone (Katharine DeBrecht) decided it was a good idea to make a book for children called Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed. ... I really wish I was kidding.
The book summary basically explains it in all its glory: This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.
So, a few people over on the Amazon.com listing for the book are less than thrilled:
Actually, the first volume in this series was titled, "Help, Mom! I Have to Work in the Coal Mine 16 Hours a Day!", written in 1894. Unfortunately, since the evil liberals initiated child labor laws, demand has fallen, and the book is no longer in print.
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I would rather my child see Janet Jackson's breasts than read this crap.
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Not suprisingly, given that this book was done by a GOP front, if you look at this book, you'll see that it was printed in China. Perhaps the author is planning a sequel where Tommy and Lou lose their jobs at the lemonade stand while George Bush is president because the company has shipped lemonade production to China as well.
Anyone who tries to indoctrinate their kids with something like this should consider therapy.
Of course, the book has its supporters, and are not ones to take this lying down, and even Jesus himself steps in to remind us in his ever mature fashion:
WAH WAH WAH!!! The poor liberals can't take the truth. This is a great book for kids and the whole family. Teach them right!
And we can't forget that villainous yellow sponge (and Hitler, of course):
On the other side of their two-faces, liberals are using Spongebob to push homosexuality onto our children, and teaching them a very hateful view of American history and the American government. It's about time someone stood up and made a book that teaches children the other side of the equasion. So in response the liberal hypocrites see anything that teaches their supreme absolute social doctrines as evil; I'm sure Hitler saw the counter-teaching of stuff against his will as evil too.
I think I need a drink.
Recently, someone (Katharine DeBrecht) decided it was a good idea to make a book for children called Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed. ... I really wish I was kidding.
The book summary basically explains it in all its glory: This full-color illustrated book is a fun way for parents to teach young children the valuable lessons of conservatism. Written in simple text, readers can follow along with Tommy and Lou as they open a lemonade stand to earn money for a swing set. But when liberals start demanding that Tommy and Lou pay half their money in taxes, take down their picture of Jesus, and serve broccoli with every glass of lemonade, the young brothers experience the downside to living in Liberaland.
So, a few people over on the Amazon.com listing for the book are less than thrilled:
Actually, the first volume in this series was titled, "Help, Mom! I Have to Work in the Coal Mine 16 Hours a Day!", written in 1894. Unfortunately, since the evil liberals initiated child labor laws, demand has fallen, and the book is no longer in print.
--
I would rather my child see Janet Jackson's breasts than read this crap.
--
Not suprisingly, given that this book was done by a GOP front, if you look at this book, you'll see that it was printed in China. Perhaps the author is planning a sequel where Tommy and Lou lose their jobs at the lemonade stand while George Bush is president because the company has shipped lemonade production to China as well.
Anyone who tries to indoctrinate their kids with something like this should consider therapy.
Of course, the book has its supporters, and are not ones to take this lying down, and even Jesus himself steps in to remind us in his ever mature fashion:
WAH WAH WAH!!! The poor liberals can't take the truth. This is a great book for kids and the whole family. Teach them right!
And we can't forget that villainous yellow sponge (and Hitler, of course):
On the other side of their two-faces, liberals are using Spongebob to push homosexuality onto our children, and teaching them a very hateful view of American history and the American government. It's about time someone stood up and made a book that teaches children the other side of the equasion. So in response the liberal hypocrites see anything that teaches their supreme absolute social doctrines as evil; I'm sure Hitler saw the counter-teaching of stuff against his will as evil too.
I think I need a drink.
