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felinephoenix ([info]felinephoenix) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-08-28 20:04:00
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Current mood:Candy-Coated

Elevator Pissing Wank
Yes, you read that right, we have pissing wank. I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

Anyway, feyandstrange make a post to dot_gimp_snark, getting all snarky with it with the homeless people who piss in elevators.

Things start out sane, with a sprinkle of word and attempts and problem solving here and here.

But then, beginning accuses feyandstrange of threatening to hurt people with mental disabilities On an unrelated note, beginning supports people pissing wherever the hell they want.

feystrange explains that there are safer places to piss -- and that many homeless can fake look "scruffy and poor" if they need to. mbif takes it personally. As a bonus, feystrange also explains she was homeless, and that the homeless in her neighborhood aren't "innocent". Drugs dealers, in other words.

EDIT: feystrange gives up (and overshares a bit) and the mod SAVES THE DAY! and people bitch about being PC in a snark community. All in the same thread, for your convience.

Oh, it was probably drunk people doing all the pissing.


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[info]moonjaguar
2005-08-29 03:32 am UTC (link)
How the hell do people swallow their own barf?

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-08-29 03:44 am UTC (link)
Carefully.

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[info]delarina
2005-08-29 09:48 am UTC (link)
Well, you could do like Jimi Hendrix and choke on it. But, you know, no.

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[info]ailei
2005-08-29 04:17 am UTC (link)
Okay, to distract myself from the imminent destruction of my favorite city and my home for five of the best years of my life, I shall tell a relevant story about pissing and New Orleans. My ex husband once had a crazy-ass girlfriend who had an even crazier-ass mother. They lived half of a block off St. Charles, right on most of the Mardi Gras parade routes. Said mother was so upset about drunk people pissing in her yard, she bought two attack geese. No, I'm not kidding. They would charge the would-be pissers and pinch the shit out of them. After Mardi Gras, she had them slaughtered and cooked them for Easter dinner. No, I'm not kidding.

But this is the same woman who also decorated her 400 thousand dollar Garden District home with curtains made from the really cheap Mardi Gras beads, SO.

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-29 07:06 am UTC (link)
This should be a short story or something.

Though the Midwestern rural branch of my family WERE known to use geese as watchdogs, or watchgeese. They worked great, apparently. Plus they ate insects and supplied eggs into the bargain.

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[info]luthe
2005-08-29 07:06 am UTC (link)
First, icon love. Second, I love the thought attack geese.

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[info]luthe
2005-08-29 07:08 am UTC (link)
There was an 'of' in that sentence, really.

However, Thought Attack Geese is a great name for a rock band.

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-08-29 01:05 pm UTC (link)
She had Attack Geese! Why would you eat your Attack Geese, unless the attacking made them extra tasty? I would love some Attack Geese, but not for the eating. (They would be eaten by my Attack Cats, though.)

But that is a great story. Oh, and if I'm understanding the rest of the comment right...good luck with the hurricane, hope everything turns out all right.

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[info]mindset
2005-08-29 07:23 pm UTC (link)
They would charge the would-be pissers and pinch the shit out of them. After Mardi Gras, she had them slaughtered and cooked them for Easter dinner.

I'm sorry, but I read that as she slaughtered and cooked the would-be pissers for Easter dinner. Which struck me as oh, just a trifle harsh...

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[info]evening_rose
2005-08-29 04:38 am UTC (link)
...just when I think everything on earth has been wanked, humanity surprises me with a bitchslap in the face. o_X Dear god, this is...blech

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-08-29 01:08 pm UTC (link)
Damn that humanity.

(I'm with you, though. Of all the snarks to bitch about, they chose the one about people pissing in elevators?)

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[info]evening_rose
2005-08-29 08:42 pm UTC (link)
I mean, it is kinda disgusting, but couldn't they just leave it at an "Eww, gross" and move on? o_O Like I said, humanity. As for me? ::points to icon:: I'll stick with the crops and spurs. I know they won't surprise me. ^^;

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-08-29 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Nah, the only time crops and spurs surprise you is the good times.

I can understand the OP being pissy -- luckily, my condition isn't so bad that I have to use elevators often -- but if I did have to use elevators every day, and saw that people had made toilets out of them, you can bet I'd be pissy. (I could be wrong, but I got the feeling this might be a far-too-common incident for the OP.)

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-08-30 12:02 am UTC (link)
are the good times. I is a grammamaer jenius.

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[info]evening_rose
2005-08-30 03:04 am UTC (link)
Ahh, yes, the good times. :D Much fun with the leatherness and metal points.

And, yeah, it does seem like an everyday thing with the elevator=toilet deal. But, wank? o_O! The mind, it bottles

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[info]evening_rose
2005-08-30 03:04 am UTC (link)
Err, boggles even.

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-08-30 03:55 am UTC (link)
Mmm, sharp leather. Or leather and sharp things, perhaps.

I still can't wrap my mind over the fact that people were wanking over this.

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[info]lovelyzelda
2005-08-29 05:26 am UTC (link)
Until I read this, I had no idea that anyone would ever defend people who pissed in elevators.

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-08-29 01:06 pm UTC (link)
Me either. I was pretty close to jumping in there and wanking myself, and not in the fun way.

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[info]tviokh
2005-08-29 02:28 pm UTC (link)
My first apartment building had an elevator that someone evidently thought was a toilet.

Can't the homeless piss out in the bushes like the drunk college kids?

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-08-30 12:01 am UTC (link)
Of course not. Even the drunk college kid would prefer the elevator -- it's nice and private, and it's not like anyone would have to use it, especially not Gimpy McWheelchair.

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-08-31 04:28 pm UTC (link)
I keep trying to think of something to say to that, but...I got nothin'.

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[info]lurker32
2005-08-31 06:09 pm UTC (link)
But elevators are high in iron!

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-08-31 04:35 am UTC (link)
but this post has someone with a disability threatening to hurt another person with a disability

Being a drunk is a disability now? Better tell the local pub to start marking out the "disabled" parking spaces, then.

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[info]felinephoenix
2005-08-31 04:27 pm UTC (link)
What if you're drunk and disabled? Does that give you two parking spaces? 'Cause, if so, it's time for me to go find some beer.

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[info]lurker32
2005-08-31 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Yes. One for each car you see.

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