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Altoids Addict ([info]altoidsaddict) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-09-09 19:46:00


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Nothin' like Childfree to bring the wank...
Over on (of course!) [info]childfree, Lady Lanet posts about a seven million dollar lawsuit against someone who apparently beat the shit out of her at a Wal-Mart a scant few months ago.

My curiosity piqued by why on earth a judge would think a Wal-mart shopper could even count as high as that, must less own said amount, I eagerly awaited some sort of confirmation. None forthcoming yet, but we have a glowing post by Lady Lanet's mother (An aside to my mother: do I have to get beaten up in a Wal-Mart for you to buy me a laptop? Geez! I have a tummyache, make with the electronics!). Other than that, I cannot find the original CF post, and free tits cookies to the first person to find it. Cookies and tits for me! I found it! Faaaaaake!) I understand she was kicked in the back and other such things. And why hasn't a seven million dollar judgment made it into the papers? Well, the family shies away from publicity. So it makes total sense to be posting it on LJ, after all. Maybe the avoidance of publicity is why there's no mention of it in her personal journal.

CF members are, understandably, skeptical.

It wouldn't be a wank without amusing retort pics and a fake journal admitting that Lady Lanet is an attention whore who made the whole thing up.

I'm sure there's more to come, and we won't have to beat the shit out of someone in Misses Sportswear to get it, either.

Grey area: Lady Lanet claims to be fourteen, but it's a community post and her "mother" presumably is not, and I don't buy it for a second anyway. Fourteen-year-olds do not lust after John Edwards (ew, unless it's not the psychic, and anyway it's still strange), and the whole journal just reeks of Kaycee Nicole. I'm not the only one who thinks so. Ruling?

ETA: Awww, punkin went and deleted her post. Screencap in the comments, y'all.



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[info]sarajayechan
2005-09-10 01:59 am UTC (link)
The minute I saw the "apology" post I KNEW the whole thing was gonna end up here.

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(no subject) - [info]nifflet, 2005-09-10 02:07 am UTC

[info]kadath
2005-09-10 02:07 am UTC (link)
[info]lady_lanet (one underscore) and [info]lady__lanet (two underscores) are different people, supposedly. The former posted a while back about getting kicked at Wal-Mart, and the latter is apparently engaged in some form of super-lame Internet performance art.

And that's all the digging I care to do around childfree.

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-09-10 02:09 am UTC
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[info]blackjackrocket
2005-09-10 02:13 am UTC (link)
The formatting reads like My First FreeVerse or something.

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[info]nekoama
2005-09-10 02:54 am UTC (link)
You know what this reminds me of? The burnt cat saga a few months back. Only this isn't asking for money - just a lot of fame and publicity. The entire story sounds constructed. The first two bits - the 'good girls have babies' and 'he knocked over a stand of pop, it was cute!' sound planned and structed; like a "I was here and (popular CF story), OMG IT SUX. Then I was here and (popular CF story) and OMFG IT SUX." Then how can we spice it up? OMG ASSAULT.
I want to feel bad for her, being part of the bad-back society (damn boobs), but with all the leading up to it, rather than just 'Someone hurt me, u guys :(' makes it seem like a childish cry for help.

Although my favorite part is how it's all "OMG every1 who has kids is evol, but not my mom!"

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(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2005-09-10 02:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mireille, 2005-09-10 04:30 pm UTC

[info]gabhriel
2005-09-10 03:06 am UTC (link)
DAMN you guys are fast.

*is on CF and FW, do I get a cookie?*

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-09-10 03:09 am UTC

[info]hysteria
2005-09-10 03:25 am UTC (link)
Funny to see forunlawfulck posting the "I'm an attention whore". Mr. Pot, Mr. Kettle.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-10 05:04 am UTC

[info]feloniousfeline
2005-09-10 03:53 am UTC (link)
I admit to not reading any of this. I just wanted to point out that I work at Wal-Mart and the real reason we have a lawn and garden area fenced in is for customer cage matches.

Oh, the seedier side of retail.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-09-10 03:55 am UTC
(no subject) - lroy, 2005-09-10 06:03 am UTC

[info]nifflet
2005-09-10 04:24 am UTC (link)
And she shows up again.

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[info]bear
2005-09-10 04:53 am UTC (link)
I remember someone linking me to that when it was first posted. I read it, laughed at the sea of gullibility, then clicked around the community and found this one, which was even LESS believable.

Some of these people seriously need bullshit detectors.

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(no subject) - [info]hysteria, 2005-09-10 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]julian_black, 2005-09-10 09:54 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-10 05:11 am UTC (link)
I saved all the pages.
If anyone wants to host them, schlepp me an email to chaoslut@yahoo.com & I'll send you the files.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-09-10 08:13 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-10 05:43 am UTC (link)
Im a cf-er and missed the post, what exactly happened here, this sheds a bit of light, but not much

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(Anonymous)
2005-09-10 05:48 am UTC (link)
She just whined on her personal Lj, if you want an update.
Also, the entry was deleted.

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[info]keri
2005-09-10 05:49 am UTC (link)
WHY OH WHY.

She calls the mothers horrible names "factories" and the kids "crotch droppings" or whatever.

DOES SHE USE THE SAME TERMS FOR HER MOTHER AND HERSELF???? God, that's HORRIBLE. It's like when people tell my stepbro's girlfriend "you're only 17, you should get an abortion." I'm like..."yo, your mom was only 20. She should've gotten an abortion."

DON'T PEOPLE THINK ABOUT HOW THE THINGS THEY SAY SOUND? (and the abortion one was kind of stupid and relativist, but it's the first that came to mind)

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Ok, listen carefully: - (Anonymous), 2005-09-12 11:22 am UTC
Re: Ok, listen carefully: - [info]pipssister, 2005-09-12 11:53 am UTC
Re: Ok, listen carefully: - (Anonymous), 2005-09-13 04:39 am UTC
Re: Ok, listen carefully: - [info]pipssister, 2005-09-13 11:35 am UTC
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correction - (Anonymous), 2005-09-12 09:33 pm UTC
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Can you catch the irony in THIS post? - (Anonymous), 2005-09-13 04:33 am UTC
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Screencap of her post
(Anonymous)
2005-09-10 06:33 am UTC (link)
For the benefit of those who missed it, here it is:

Image (http://img394.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wankage3ux.png)

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Re: Screencap of her post - (Anonymous), 2005-09-10 06:39 am UTC
Re: Screencap of her post - [info]crickets, 2005-09-10 11:18 pm UTC
Re: Screencap of her post - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2005-09-12 03:04 am UTC

[info]jat_sapphire
2005-09-10 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh, no! Not real:

I am a fifty-year-old woman who grew up in the city with an alcoholic single mother. When I got married to my rock-star hubby, I vowed that my child would be raised in a good home. As you can all tell, she is quite the little lady! I am very proud of her.

Just...no.



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(no subject) - [info]bangoskank, 2005-09-12 04:26 pm UTC

[info]theladyfeylene
2005-09-10 02:34 pm UTC (link)
I smelled 'fake' when she started going on about her back. 'I suffered permanent damage, I don't know what's wrong with it, but it's something with nerves...'

Nerve damage is one of the more complex and complicated of medical issues, and I find it highly improbable that the doctors wouldn't have sat her down and gone over in detail what was wrong, and how to deal with it, and what medications she can take for the pain, and what sorts of physical therapy to go through to improve her quality of living, possible surgeries, etc etc. And, er, if you can't walk without 'awful grinding pain', they do put you in a wheelchair. Wheelchairs aren't just for people with lower body paralysis, you know. Generally, when there's spinal nerve damage of a permanent level, you need a wheelchair for at least the initial recovery period.

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(no subject) - [info]theladyfeylene, 2005-09-11 05:46 am UTC

dracothelizard
2005-09-10 02:46 pm UTC (link)
*hits all the people writing 'should of' and 'would of' and 'could of'*

DIE, ABUSERS OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, DIE!

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[info]moonjaguar
2005-09-10 04:19 pm UTC (link)
I'll bet Lady Lamette is no more fourteen than I am...

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[info]gal_montag
2005-09-10 04:37 pm UTC (link)
So after reading the post about what happened, I must say, I've got a burned cat that needs help and a bridge in London to sell the people on [info]childfree. Because wow, I can't imagine even the worst of mothers would think it was cute her kid knocked over a pop display.

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(no subject) - [info]gal_montag, 2005-09-10 04:53 pm UTC

[info]southernbangel
2005-09-10 04:54 pm UTC (link)
Man, I hate to whip out the "former attorney" card but considering cases like the alleged one above were part of my practice, I had to. Don't stone me, please. Well, you can stone me for the former attorney part.

First of all, there *could* be a confidential settlement reached between Wal-Mart and this child. However, if the suit HAS been filed, there would be a record of it. Lawsuits are public records, yo. But still, Wal-Mart would have fought this for longer than two months before settling with the party (if that's what she is claiming happened).

That's not my main reason for calling bullshit though. There is no way on God's green earth that an incident that happened back in July of this year would be settled, much LESS be a jury trial/bench trial, in September. No fucking way. Even if the case had been filed a week after the incident, it would not have been set for trial less than two months later. Doesn't happen that way, sweetheart. When a judge sets it, you're lucky to get it before him/her in SIX months.

Also, Wal-Mart would have filed so many motions for continuances and drowned them in discovery requests/answers that it would be impossible to take this to trial so soon. She (the plaintiff, who would be the girl's mother, not the girl herself since she is a minor. Isn't she a minor? I could be wrong..) would have to get medical experts to detail about her injuries, there would have to be depositions of experts, witnesses, the plaintiff, and so on before you would go to trial. Scheduling depositions with medical experts is a bitch. You're lucky if three months after first contacting the expert you're able to get some tentative dates from them for depositions, much less actually take it! Also, before Wal-Mart would even settle/case go to trial, she would have to reach maximum medical improvement and with the injury she described, plus the prior medical condition, it would be very hard to reach MMI so quickly after the incident. Wal-Mart's attorneys and their experts would have a field day with arguing that her injury from this incident only aggravated her prior medicals and therefore, this particular injury is a result of THOSE, not this incident in their store.

So yeah, I definitely call bullshit.

Uhm, sorry for the mini-lecture. I hate the law and I'm so glad I left my firm, but it still rankles me when morons try to lie about the legal process.

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(no subject) - [info]theladyfeylene, 2005-09-10 05:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hristaesir, 2005-09-10 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]southernbangel, 2005-09-10 07:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2005-09-10 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]southernbangel, 2005-09-10 08:21 pm UTC
And the obligatory "my friend hacked my journal!"
(Anonymous)
2005-09-10 06:57 pm UTC (link)
http://www.livejournal.com/community/childfree/6000935.html

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[info]livviebway
2005-09-10 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Fourteen-year-olds do not lust after John Edwards

I know a 15-year-old who does... Only a touch disturbing.

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[info]arielchan
2005-09-10 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Now she says it was all her "friend" who shared her LJ account.

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(no subject) - [info]southernbangel, 2005-09-10 07:16 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-09-10 08:12 pm UTC (link)
More!
http://www.livejournal.com/community/childfree/6000935.html

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